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Phone Tap: Clover Builds A Deck · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot com Poor call.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away.
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  Speaker 3: Nowadays, if you go to one of those big box
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  Speaker 3: stores for home improvement, you can literally say I want
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  Speaker 3: a deck that's this size and in this spot in
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  Speaker 3: my house, and they'll hire a team to go over
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  Speaker 3: and just build it all for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you may want to do this just to flirt
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  Speaker 2: with some boys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds super convenient. It's way faster than you
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  Speaker 3: doing it, and theoretically everything should go one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: According to play Well, it always.
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  Speaker 4: Does whenever you do in any type of construction, Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, unless the person hired to build it for you
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  Speaker 3: is an ex British Black Ops agent named Clover. That's
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  Speaker 3: where things can get a little sticky, and it's exactly
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  Speaker 3: what happens in your phone tap right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 4: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Welly is this Sean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's this me?
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  Speaker 2: Name's Frank, but me mate's called me Clover was contracted
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  Speaker 2: through home Depot to be able to deck for you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh hi, yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Well I'm out your house right now on the job.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're wondering, I too have previous experience.
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  Speaker 4: Well hell, oh good, I'm glad you got experienced. They
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  Speaker 4: told me that they were going to send out a
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  Speaker 4: good team, so.
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely a professional. In nineteen eighty two, I was
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  Speaker 2: in Caracas. I built an entire hut out of a
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  Speaker 2: snake skin. And I'm not saying multiple snakes, just one giant,
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  Speaker 2: venomous bugger stretched him over the entire frame.
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  Speaker 4: And you're doing deaths now huh.
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  Speaker 2: On any specifications you want MAYA know about?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you have the plans, I would assume, right, but.
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  Speaker 2: Not everything goes according to plan. Reminds me of Nigeria
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  Speaker 2: in the seventies.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I bought custom railings and those are really expensive,
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  Speaker 4: and I know there's a particular way that you need
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  Speaker 4: to put them in. So I'm assuming they taught you,
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  Speaker 4: you know, how to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't read the instructions.
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  Speaker 4: I just do it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't read.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean you don't read?
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  Speaker 2: Well? I used to, but back in eighty seven and
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  Speaker 2: a toy whenas prison I taught myself how not to read.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I wouldn't be able to verbalize any of
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  Speaker 2: the secret documents to my enemy.
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  Speaker 4: So you unlearned reading? Is that what you're telling me?
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  Speaker 2: Affirmative? Anything is possible when you're in the line of fire.
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  Speaker 4: So are we good? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Well, before you go, I took the liberty of building
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  Speaker 2: the trap door into the center of your deck.
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  Speaker 4: What what the are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Why if you have any hollstyles or row I've unannounced,
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  Speaker 2: you just press a button and you vanish completely.
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  Speaker 4: Mate, I have children. You don't put trap doors in
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  Speaker 4: decks if you have kids. Even if you don't have children.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you've got some little ones, do you won't
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  Speaker 2: build two then so I can escape at exact same time.
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  Speaker 4: You listen to me, because this has got to stop
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  Speaker 4: right out here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh to hear at the house right now? What camouflage?
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  Speaker 2: Your children are hiding into bushes?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'm done with this call. Okay, just
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  Speaker 4: build the damn deck the way that the plans were
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  Speaker 4: and I do not want any damn trap doors.
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  Speaker 2: Can't be that wink.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm stop. I'm being serious.
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  Speaker 2: Then what do you want me to do with a roof?
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  Speaker 4: The roof? What are you talking about? There's nothing about
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  Speaker 4: the roof. You're building a deck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the roof right now. I'll see your neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: They can't see me.
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  Speaker 4: You need to get off my property now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I think I can make it to your
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  Speaker 2: neighbor's roof. Bull Zoe talk the chimney.
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  Speaker 4: Are what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's probably the fact that there's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: None of this is real. What hell, my name's jose
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  Speaker 2: for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. I'm not suspended
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  Speaker 2: on a roof right now. I wish I was.
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  Speaker 4: A trapped door in my deck. Come up with us.
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  Speaker 2: You never know, and all of a sudden a group
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  Speaker 2: of mafiosa walk up on you in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: a barbecue.
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  Speaker 4: Mite.
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  Speaker 2: It's happened to me before I was in nineteen sixty two.
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  Speaker 4: You must be like eighty five years older. Is on
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  Speaker 4: the goopy dated you're given He messed up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the queen told me in nineteen twelve.
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  Speaker 2: He's a very noisey lady. I'm talking about Free queens
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  Speaker 2: Ago by the way, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.