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Phone Tap: No Voice Activation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who works as an appliance installer,
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  Speaker 1: goes around all over the city with dishwashers putting him
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  Speaker 1: in multiple times a day, and recently he's been complaining
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  Speaker 1: to his boss that he gets the stupidest questions from
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  Speaker 1: customers when he's over at their house. Well, he can
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  Speaker 1: rest assured he'll never get a customer dumber than the
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  Speaker 1: one calling him today. Because I'm having issues with my
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  Speaker 1: new device and somebody needs to walk me through this.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear in your phone tap right now. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: clean it like you mean it. Hello, I said, Dishy, Wishy,
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  Speaker 1: do the cleaning.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I can barely hear you can hear me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Hi? Hi? Uh? Is this Wes the appliance delivery guy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Hey, sorry, you came over to my place
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  Speaker 1: earlier today. My wife lets you in where the rismons?
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  Speaker 1: Her name is Ceci, my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whirlpool. Yeah. Did you
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  Speaker 2: not have the work line? How did you call my
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  Speaker 2: personal line? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I guess my my wife got it maybe from your supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: This number she gave me.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, they're not really supposed to give that out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm sorry, I'm just I'm having a little
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  Speaker 1: trouble with the dishwasher that you put in the dishwasher I.
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  Speaker 2: Did this morning, so there's already an issue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I keep telling it things, but it doesn't respond.
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  Speaker 2: What do you what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, just just listen, like I'm trying it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: activate bubbles, maximum sparkle.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a sure, that's not.
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  Speaker 1: Does it have a secret word that I need to
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  Speaker 1: say or something?
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  Speaker 2: No, sir, it's no. It's digital.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to like digitally
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  Speaker 1: give it a command.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Are you thinking it's voice activated?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we're living in the future now, so like
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  Speaker 1: everything has a I in it and you could like
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  Speaker 1: talk to stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So that's that's not really a thing, sir. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even think that exists. I mean, if it does exist,
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  Speaker 2: I don't install anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's not I get it.
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  Speaker 2: You just have a normal world.
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  Speaker 1: I gosha, I'm I I hear you. I'm I'm being
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  Speaker 1: too loud. I have to I need like whisper it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's no whisp there's.
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  Speaker 1: No I see it has like the whisper mode setting.
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  Speaker 2: On her if I just push, that's for the that's
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  Speaker 2: the engine, that's the motor inside. That has nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with talking to it. Sir.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, can you can you just be quiet for a
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  Speaker 1: second because I'm trying to talk to my dishwasher here?
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  Speaker 1: Hello there, wakey, wakey. I need you to use your
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  Speaker 1: strong spray arms, do your sacred water dance, sir.
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  Speaker 2: You can't whisper to it either, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, no whisper. Oh fine, so I I really
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  Speaker 1: need to go over the top with it.
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  Speaker 2: There's no but have no power of soap. I summoned
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  Speaker 2: the sun, oh my.
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  Speaker 1: Prints with thy glory.
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  Speaker 2: It's not voice activated, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to voice activate it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna happen. It's not a talking dishwasher. You
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  Speaker 2: can't whisper or yell at it. You have to press buttons.
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  Speaker 2: There's no AI in it. It's just a dishwasher. It's
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  Speaker 2: a regular dishwasher.
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  Speaker 1: This whole time, my wife told me to talk to
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  Speaker 1: the dishwasher while she was at my neighbor Marty's house.
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  Speaker 2: Well I don't. I'm sorry about that. He probably playing
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  Speaker 2: a joke on you or something.
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  Speaker 1: She told me. Marty had an issue with his shower
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  Speaker 1: and she was gonna go over there and help him
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  Speaker 1: fix it. And then she ran out the front door
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  Speaker 1: in her bathing suit and so are you serious? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so she told me to talk to the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 2: This call is ridiculous. I don't know what your wife
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  Speaker 2: is up to. Just press the buttons and maybe have
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  Speaker 2: a conversation with your wife when she gets home.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, But but she told me to talk to it
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  Speaker 1: really loudly for a long time, like two hours while
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  Speaker 1: she was with Marty.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Like Marty is a dishwasher. She was talking about
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  Speaker 2: like I think you got your wires crossed, like real bad.
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  Speaker 2: All of this is not not even supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: on my personal line.
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  Speaker 1: So it's probably because your supervisor, Becca, who gave me
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  Speaker 1: your number. She said she wanted you to be confused
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  Speaker 1: while we did this prank call on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that my real name is jeff I work
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  Speaker 1: on a show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning.
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  Speaker 1: You were doing a phone tap on you right now?
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  Speaker 2: Man, Are you are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Becca told us?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Becca told us that you've been super busy lately with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of clients, and that you would believe almost anything,
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  Speaker 1: even with my wife going next door.
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  Speaker 2: I had nothing for you. Man. What she's been in
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  Speaker 2: your neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you say that she's a good boy boy.
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  Speaker 2: She's over at your neighbor's house in a bikini. No,
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  Speaker 2: you talked to the dish.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, She is a very honest woman, and
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  Speaker 1: so is my neighbor Marty.
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  Speaker 2: All right, look, I know you're not the guy now.
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  Speaker 2: He already told me wake up. Every morning was phone
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  Speaker 2: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning