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Phone Tap: Fill In Photog · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know what all brides love on the week of
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  Speaker 1: their wedding is more stress.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: The whole picture sports made.
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  Speaker 2: Up just for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they have that popular show, to say
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  Speaker 1: yes to the stress. Yeah, I love.
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  Speaker 2: That so fun.
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  Speaker 1: And the other day we got an email from a
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  Speaker 1: woman who asked us to prank her friend that's getting
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  Speaker 1: married this weekend. Apparently the bride's been feeling a lot
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  Speaker 1: of pressure, understandably, so to help her laugh a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: we're just gonna call and tell her we're replacing her
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  Speaker 1: photographer with an extra high maintenance fill in. At the
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  Speaker 1: last second of us say yes to the stress. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Michelle Books?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Michelle who's calling? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: This is Peter Picture. I'm the guy that's falling in
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  Speaker 1: this weekend for your rehearsal dinner.
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  Speaker 2: What what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Is my phone connection bad? I'm the filling photographer for
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  Speaker 1: this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I was not. I am expecting David.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh did you not see what happened?
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  Speaker 2: No? I don't what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I thought his as system would have reached
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  Speaker 1: out to you by now it means all over CNN,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, David got hit by a moon rock.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What what? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know it sounds kind of funny, but it was
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  Speaker 1: a serious deal. Wow, don't worry. He's going to be fine.
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  Speaker 1: But two nights ago he was in his backyard, apparently
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  Speaker 1: spying on one of his neighbors, and then all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, down from the sky, tiny piece of space
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  Speaker 1: rock hit him right in the junk. What yeah? And
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say the headlines are brutal. People magazine wrote,
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  Speaker 1: PERV gets space karma.
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  Speaker 2: This is insane. I don't have I like, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to fill in photograph. This is my
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  Speaker 2: this is my wedding, my my rehearsal dinner.
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  Speaker 1: And I understand that. But I'm a professional though, so
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to worry. But if you could just
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  Speaker 1: grab a pen and paper and write this down. No shellfish.
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  Speaker 2: What yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No, no shellfish or fish with fins, or poultry with wings,
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  Speaker 1: or beef with wings or fins. Wait, fish with fins
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  Speaker 1: and wings?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is the list of things. I have serious
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  Speaker 1: allergies too, so when I'm in the room at your
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  Speaker 1: rehearsal dinner. I just can't have any of those types
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  Speaker 1: of foods within fifty feet of me or it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going to work then, because the menu is
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  Speaker 2: set and I can't change any of that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I can't change the fact that when I
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  Speaker 1: drive by a Chick fil A, I have to jam
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  Speaker 1: an EpiPen in my neck. That's just how it is.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm very sorry that you have allergies that I.
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  Speaker 1: Can't, and you don't sound very sorry. You're raising your
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  Speaker 1: voice at me, and I'm just trying to step in
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  Speaker 1: and help you out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm raising my voice because you're putting me in
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  Speaker 2: this really weird situation. I mean, someone gets hit by
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  Speaker 2: a moon rock and I'm just supposed to rearrange everything.
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  Speaker 1: That's not my fault. That's the moon rock's fault. So
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  Speaker 1: if you want to blame anybody, blame space.
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  Speaker 2: That's not funny. I You're right, it is.
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  Speaker 1: It isn't funny. A man got hit in the junk
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  Speaker 1: by space rocks.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but he's okay, so you already told me that,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just trying to get this set because it
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  Speaker 2: is happening tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you out here. I'm the only
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  Speaker 1: person that's going to be able to do this. So
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  Speaker 1: either you help me out and get rid of some
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  Speaker 1: of this stuff in the room, or you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to have a photographer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't do that. It's set, it's happening.
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  Speaker 2: He's already paid for it, it's already being.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, Now, David didn't mention that you were this heartless?
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  Speaker 1: What I guess I should have asked him, what are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a rehearsal dinner. It's set
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  Speaker 2: like months in advance.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a reception photo shootout in
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  Speaker 1: the Amazon?
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  Speaker 2: No? What are you talking?
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  Speaker 1: Lots of different or derve possibilities with some pretty exotic animals.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just covering my bases here. No chicken with
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  Speaker 1: fins or wings doesn't have fins.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about Amazon, it does. We are not in
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  Speaker 1: the Amazon. I have a normal dinner. Okay, fine, fine,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're the bride. I'll adjust to you. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be difficult, but I'll get a haz Matt suit. I'll
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  Speaker 1: walk around in that. Why you win.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna have some space freak walk around
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  Speaker 2: my dinner in a nice restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh great, what I guess it doesn't matter anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I just looked up the materials on Amazon. It turns
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  Speaker 1: out I'm allergic to hazmat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got enough of all this. I've
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  Speaker 2: had matt suits and space rocks and okay, fins. I
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  Speaker 2: am really stressed out already, and I don't mean to hear.
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  Speaker 1: I have one more request. No prank phone calls at
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  Speaker 1: your rehearsal dinner either.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: I'm extremely allergic because your friend Sava told me to
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  Speaker 1: do it on you. No, and I told her no,
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  Speaker 1: but she insisted, who are you? My name is jeff
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  Speaker 1: I work on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, and this is something called a phone tap. No.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you haven't heard of chicken with fins
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  Speaker 1: on them.
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  Speaker 2: In my mind, I was like, in serious, is that
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  Speaker 2: a saying?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know day you're being insensitive?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I thought I was the wake up every morning
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  Speaker 2: was phone taps weekday mornings. I'm the twenties Brooke and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning