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Phone Tap PODCAST: Goat Island · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d ui away. He's another jubilas on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, there, I
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  Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Arlene. Hello Arlene. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Scooter Pince and I'm the promotions director at the mall.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm good? How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Not too bad? But you're wondering why I'm calling. I
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  Speaker 1: am Well, sometime in the last month, did you happen
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  Speaker 1: to fill out a contest form at one of our
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  Speaker 1: kiosks around the mall? Probably are pretty much filling not
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  Speaker 1: anytime I get a chance, So yeah, probably. Well I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you that you certainly did, and in fact, you, Arlene,
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  Speaker 1: are the grand prize winner. Oh my god, yeah, imagine that.
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  Speaker 1: Huh Oh, this is the best part when I get
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  Speaker 1: to hear the excitement like that. I know you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say I made your day, But you made my day
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  Speaker 1: by getting excited. We picked your name, We picked your
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  Speaker 1: name out of thousands of entries, and you and your
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  Speaker 1: family just one an all expense paid vacation. Ohause, I
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  Speaker 1: never win, and I never win to My husband is
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  Speaker 1: always like stop and I'm superparns us, and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you never know, and well you know what you do, Arlene.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you see the hobby, you sit him down,
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  Speaker 1: you point your finger, ride in his face, and you
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  Speaker 1: say you're not coming on the vacation with me. Mister boy,
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  Speaker 1: where where is the patient? Where is that? Well? I'd
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  Speaker 1: love to tell you about it, and you're going to
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  Speaker 1: freak out. Are you ready for this? Yes? Okay? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you and your family one airfare, lodging and park passes
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  Speaker 1: for two weeks at beautiful Goat Island I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: of before. Oh really, Well, I'm surprised because the travel
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  Speaker 1: blogs are buzzing about it. It is the hot spot
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  Speaker 1: to be. Yeah cool, okay, Well tell me all about
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  Speaker 1: the resort. It's in a pretty remote area. You're taken
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  Speaker 1: there by boat, and then you don't see another human
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  Speaker 1: for two whole weeks. There's no humans at the resort.
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  Speaker 1: Well there's no resort period, it's really but where where,
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  Speaker 1: But where where would we stay? Well, ye're staying on
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  Speaker 1: Goat Island. But we're staying on the island, but there's
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  Speaker 1: no resort, so we're just we're running around on the
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  Speaker 1: island with nobody else, well, nobody else but the goats. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the name of the island is Goat Island because it's
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  Speaker 1: filled with goats and a few trees, but mostly there
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  Speaker 1: are goats all around. Nothing but goats. Nothing else other
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  Speaker 1: than goats. No, just goats. No buildings, no people, nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That is the fun part. Okay. So what we're staying
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  Speaker 1: in a cabin or time? No, no, no, no, All
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  Speaker 1: you get is a tent, a compass, a water bottle,
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  Speaker 1: and a taser. A taser. Yeah, some of the goats
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  Speaker 1: can get unruly, so you'll need to tasee them. It's
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  Speaker 1: fun though, Oh no. You know. The wife and I
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  Speaker 1: for our anniversary we went to Goat Island and stayed
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  Speaker 1: there for a few days. It was amazing, just hazing
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  Speaker 1: goats left and right. Oh god, no, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I can taze anything. Well you're gonna have to, because
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  Speaker 1: trust me, they do get a little aggressive on Goat Island.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna end up tasing a goat at some point.
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  Speaker 1: Is there another prize or something? Because I don't think
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  Speaker 1: my family could could really do this. This doesn't sound
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  Speaker 1: like something we'd like. You have never seen the joy
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  Speaker 1: in a child's eyes, like when they're tasering a goat
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  Speaker 1: to stay away from eating their mother. No, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. Yeah. I've been throwing out forms at
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  Speaker 1: the mall for like five years and I finally win
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  Speaker 1: something in a stupid goat Island. I mean, why did
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  Speaker 1: we win something normal? Like does it getaway or dinner
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  Speaker 1: or Well that's where you're kind of wrong because you
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  Speaker 1: didn't really win a trip to stupid goat Island, but
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  Speaker 1: you did win a phone tap on a stupid radio show,
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. That's fun. Well, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Is this part of the Goat
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  Speaker 1: Island thing? No, this is actually jew Bowl from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband, Brian set you up. Oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he told me that he wanted to play a prank
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  Speaker 1: on you since you always enter mall contests and never Win.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, boy, well you probably recognize me from the
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  Speaker 1: Goat Island tourism commercials. Yeah, there's never a bad day
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  Speaker 1: at Goat Island, that's what we say. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: see it's catching. You're doing it too. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Week of every mornings, weekday mornings on the twenties,