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Phone Tap: HB-Oh-No! · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for your
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Some people say we're living in the golden age of TV.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously. There's like so many shows I can't even catch
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  Speaker 1: up on the good ones. But are they all good?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it like garbage? Well, garbage is kind of good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like, there's such a wide variety of
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  Speaker 1: choices now where you could literally watch. 600 straight hours
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  Speaker 1: of people baking and murdering and renovating and dating and
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  Speaker 1: surviving different climates and still have 50,000 more options to watch.
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  Speaker 1: I love that reality show. But what would happen if
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  Speaker 1: your favorite streaming service said, Uh-oh. We're going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you what you watch now.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you'd like it very much because that's
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  Speaker 1: what we did to one woman. You'll hear how it
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  Speaker 1: goes in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 1: phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Scott Pettigrew calling from HBO Max streaming.
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  Speaker 1: Is this Danielle?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Danielle. I'm just calling to say thank you for
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  Speaker 1: renewing your subscription to our service.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw you did that a few days ago.
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  Speaker 1: We really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask what this is about?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, of course. So, listen, while we wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say thank you and appreciate your loyalty to HBO, we
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  Speaker 1: are going to be making a few changes. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of changes?
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  Speaker 1: So, in order to promote some of our newer programming,
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  Speaker 1: we're capping viewership on some of our more popular stalwarts. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really understand. What does that mean for me?
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  Speaker 1: Well, so right now, just looking at your current viewing habits,
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  Speaker 1: the show Sex in the City has been.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that that is quite a number that you've logged.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite show.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell it's four hundred and ninety eight hours
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  Speaker 1: of watch time just since January 1st.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't even know it was that much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently. Spend quite a bit of time on there.
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  Speaker 1: Which brings me to my next point. We are going
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  Speaker 1: to have to cap it at 500. What? Yeah, at
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  Speaker 1: 500 hours, we're going to have to cut it off,
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  Speaker 1: and you are at 498. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That's not usually how streaming services work.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that, but we do want to encourage you
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  Speaker 1: to watch some of our newer programming. Like, for example,
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  Speaker 1: the sketch comedy series Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness.
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  Speaker 2: OK, no, I don't want to watch that. The reason
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  Speaker 2: I have HBO is to watch that.
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  Speaker 1: OK, well, hold on. I know you're saying that, but
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  Speaker 1: you haven't even seen it. I've got your viewing schedule
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  Speaker 1: right in front of me here.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean, it just doesn't sound like my
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  Speaker 2: kind of show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you understand. It's Larry David, but even
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  Speaker 1: older and angrier.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, are you trying to tell me what I
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  Speaker 2: can and cannot watch? Because that's obviously crossing the line
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  Speaker 2: in customer service.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? You're absolutely right. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: what to watch. But if we cut off your favorite shows,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe you have a little more wiggle room for
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  Speaker 1: a viewing adventure.
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  Speaker 2: That's not okay. If you cut off my favorite shows,
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy. I'm on ATO, so I can watch Sex
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  Speaker 2: and the City.
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  Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying, but would you rather watch
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  Speaker 1: House of the Dragon Season 3? Or Miranda has another
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  Speaker 1: appletini and swears off men again.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we've seen that. Let's broaden it out, right?
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to make fun of Sex and the City,
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  Speaker 2: number one. And number two, yeah, that is what I
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  Speaker 2: want to watch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that storyline has been repeated multiple times
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  Speaker 1: throughout all the seasons.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, how about you leave Miranda the f * * *
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  Speaker 2: alone and do whatever she wants?
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  Speaker 1: Well, she already does whatever she wants, and she seems
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  Speaker 1: to really be flailing with her life. You're obsessed with
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  Speaker 1: the show to a concerning degree, like a drug user
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  Speaker 1: on fentanyl. And I'm trying to pull you out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you dare try to compare this to me using drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Are you f * * * ing crazy? I think
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  Speaker 1: you might be misunderstanding what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think you might be misunderstanding what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I am the customer. I pay for this.
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  Speaker 1: No, I get that. I was just trying to use
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  Speaker 1: an analogy. And I know they don't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of those insects in the city. I'm trying to paint
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  Speaker 1: them for you.
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  Speaker 2: If you keep mocking my favorite show, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: cancel my service.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're acting like a real Charlotte right now, and
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  Speaker 1: I need you to channel your inner Samantha because I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not acting like a Charlotte. Look, I'm done. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not paying for it anymore. F * * * you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Erase my number.
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  Speaker 1: I can see I really touched a nerve here. And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't expect your friend Adeline to be quite this
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  Speaker 1: right about it, but apparently she was.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know her.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess you're right, I don't know her, but
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  Speaker 1: she did ask me to do this prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: on the radio on you, so... What? I'm acquainted with her?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of like a Charlotte and Big relationship.
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  Speaker 1: They're not really friends, but they know about each other.
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  Speaker 1: And they help each other out when they need it.
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  Speaker 1: Like Adeline needed help pranking you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that last one worked, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that you're on the radio. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I was so upset.
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  Speaker 1: Adelaide thought you would be. She said that you're totally
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  Speaker 1: addicted to that show and you literally won't watch anything else.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is accurate. I'm ready to fight.
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  Speaker 1: You're a little bit scary when it comes to it.
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  Speaker 2: You know a lot about the show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really embarrassed that you said that. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: But it is true.
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  Speaker 2: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I am a watcher.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we should have a watch party sometime.
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  Speaker 1: Of Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness? Yes, I'm in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.