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Phone Tap PODCAST: Video Games · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight huy away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And I feel like
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  Speaker 1: we all know someone who's completely obsessed with playing video games. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it right now. I mean maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: your six year old nephew or your thirty year old
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  Speaker 1: permafried co host. Ye at me. Well, today we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: call one of those video game lovers who's actually logged
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  Speaker 1: more hours playing games online than hours at his actual job.
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  Speaker 1: I can easily see that happening. Jose's like, wait, did
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  Speaker 1: I get phone taps and I forgot about it? It's
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  Speaker 1: not Jose, Luckily, it's a different guy and his girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: wanted to send him a message using a prank call
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  Speaker 1: poke a little bit of fun at him in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now, tell me I'm moving five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Valerie from Online Gaming Services. I'm looking for Corey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Corey. Hi, how are you doing today? I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty good? What's this? I'm just calling because it seems
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  Speaker 1: as though there's an issue with your account. I have
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  Speaker 1: gamer tag kill me seven here? Is that correct? Uh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a note here from our system division that says
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  Speaker 1: your account has been suspended. What? Yeah? How is that
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  Speaker 1: even possible? It looks like your account was flagged because
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  Speaker 1: I've actually never seen this before. You've never seen what before?
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing here that your statistics were picked up by
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  Speaker 1: our algorithm. I guess you've been playing thirty five hours
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  Speaker 1: a week, which is a lot. Apparently you've been dying
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  Speaker 1: a lot in these games. In fact, you lead the
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  Speaker 1: entire North American region in video game deaths. You guys
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  Speaker 1: keep track of that kind of stuff, really, of course,
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  Speaker 1: But who cares how much I die in the game?
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  Speaker 1: I pay you a monthly fee, So if I want
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  Speaker 1: to die every time I play a game like, that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of my right. I don't understand what the issue is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think that my superiors just feel bad that you're
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  Speaker 1: spending so much time at something that. Okay, why would
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  Speaker 1: they even care about that? That's so ridiculous. Well, you're
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  Speaker 1: really bad at it. You're calling to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: I'm bad at video games? Are you just trolling me?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is this? No? We just think that
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  Speaker 1: maybe you need to move to an easier gaming system,
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  Speaker 1: like have you tried the Nintendo Switch? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: everyone I know is on there, All my friends are
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  Speaker 1: on Maybe maybe the Wei accepting more your speed? All
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  Speaker 1: the kids really like we listen, nobody plays we anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, I'm not a kid. If I want
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  Speaker 1: to die playing the video games I like, I should
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  Speaker 1: be allowed to do it and not be judged by
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  Speaker 1: the gaming company that I'm paying a monthly service fee to.
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  Speaker 1: Look just because babies want to smoke cigarettes doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: we should sell it to them. Do you understand what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying here? Do you have like a specific problem
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  Speaker 1: with me? I don't understand, Like, I don't understand how
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  Speaker 1: you don't get what I'm saying. And you're like, this
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  Speaker 1: is the person we're gonna pick on. So you're not
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  Speaker 1: interested in the Wii. I'm gonna play the games I
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  Speaker 1: want on the system I want with my friends, and
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  Speaker 1: whatever happens in those games is my business. I apologize
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  Speaker 1: if I offended you. You can play the games. We
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  Speaker 1: have no right to kick you off the system. However,
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  Speaker 1: can I give you some person to person advice if
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  Speaker 1: you really must, But I honestly don't want to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: You may want to get some friends with similar skills,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like knitting, for example, like knitting. Shut the
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  Speaker 1: hell off? What is your problem? Okay, knitting's too old
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  Speaker 1: for you? Duck duck goose, You're disgusting. How do you
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  Speaker 1: call somebody and talk to them like that? What about Twister? Twister?
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  Speaker 1: I heard is fun? Do you you sound old ish? Nobody
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  Speaker 1: plays that game anymore? What is this the eighties? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you probably would have been better at video games than
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  Speaker 1: the eighties atari. Maybe that's where we need to go
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  Speaker 1: back to. All right, are we done here? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the point of this whole thing is. I
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  Speaker 1: have to get back to work. Fair enough, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what the point of all this is. The point
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  Speaker 1: is that this is a phone tap is what tap?
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  Speaker 1: This is a joke. It's actually Brooke from Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone tap on. Oh my,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend set you up? How you too many video games? Man?
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  Speaker 1: She wants to see you more? Are you serious? She says,
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  Speaker 1: you're terrible at them. If you're not even getting any better,
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  Speaker 1: what is going on, Corey? Just for your information, I
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  Speaker 1: may not be good at them, but I'm not the
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  Speaker 1: worst in the world. Hey, I never said that. I
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  Speaker 1: never said that. You're just the worst in North America.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, that's never been proven. Wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties point five