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Phone Tap: Taxed and Waxed · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d Uyowa now offering free remote consultations
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation from
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  Speaker 1: Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d Uyowa dot
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  Speaker 1: com or call eight hundred. We received an email from
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  Speaker 1: a guy wanting to prank his buddy, and when we
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  Speaker 1: got the information, we were looking at all the different
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  Speaker 1: options and the ways that we could possibly mess with him. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there really just wasn't a whole lot there, oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: other than the fact that he recently hired a company
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  Speaker 1: to do his taxes for the first time ever, so
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  Speaker 1: we thought we should probably hire our number one favorite
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  Speaker 1: tax professional, Alexis. Yeah. She could help walk him through
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  Speaker 1: some of the trickier, more complicated aspects of the national
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  Speaker 1: tax coach. Yeah, I can you even do your own taxes? No? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to be the tax expert today in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now, it's another on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Martin Waxler? Yeah, Martin, Yes, May I ask
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  Speaker 1: his calling? Okay, Um, I'm from the accounting service. My
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  Speaker 1: name's Jessica I'm just clining about taxes, okay, because you're
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  Speaker 1: you're doing your taxes with us, right, I am, yes,
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  Speaker 1: because there are a problem. Oh no, No, everything's totally okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just interning here from Arizona States on Devil's Whoa. Okay, anyways,
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  Speaker 1: so I noticed on one of the forms you submitted
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  Speaker 1: that you bought a boat last year. Yes, I did
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  Speaker 1: buy a boat last year. That is so cool. Is
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  Speaker 1: it like a party boat or like like an old
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  Speaker 1: person's boat? You know what? I'm not sure what this
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  Speaker 1: has to do with taxes. Oh well, I'm just like
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  Speaker 1: checking for riot offs and stuff whatever you need that for.
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  Speaker 1: But is it like a party thing? Like are you
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  Speaker 1: taking it out a lot? Or are you like more
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  Speaker 1: of a person who just docks it and leaves it
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  Speaker 1: there all year? No, the boat is used for recreation purposes. Ooh,
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  Speaker 1: Like what kind of sports are we talking in? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Does drinking count? Are you allow drinking on there? Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where this line of inquiry is heading.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on here. Okay, well I'll
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  Speaker 1: just put down party boat. I guess it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're not against it, but um, I also looked at
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  Speaker 1: your W two statement in your income is actually two
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  Speaker 1: and a half times higher than the national average. That
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  Speaker 1: looks so hot. How do you feel about that? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Can you just stop, please and clearly explain to me
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm just making an obserfication that you
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  Speaker 1: make a lot of money. You know, a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's a compliment. I'm pretty sure the word that you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to use is observation. Oh yeah, that's yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: I know how much money I make, so this is
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  Speaker 1: kind of unprofessional. I'm not I feel like we're sort
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  Speaker 1: of entering a gray zone here, rich and humble. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to put that down, you know. Wow, E give
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  Speaker 1: me h Jessica, can I Is it impossible to speak
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  Speaker 1: with someone else in the office. Oh no, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I told you. I'm interning from ASU. I'm majoring in
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  Speaker 1: dance and I took an elective class and accounting, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm totally qualified to look at your numbers. I just
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  Speaker 1: need to. I'm trying to figure out what exactly is
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  Speaker 1: going on here. I feel like I just need to
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  Speaker 1: speak to someone who might know a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: than you. I know what you're freaking out about you're
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  Speaker 1: one of those like overwhelmed by numbers kind of people. Look, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, that's okay. A lot of my friends are
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  Speaker 1: totally like that. I get it. Yeah, well, I get
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  Speaker 1: it too. I'm confused by the unprofessional quality, the unprofessional
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  Speaker 1: questions being asked in the All right, can I just
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  Speaker 1: tell you what's up? No cap? Yeah? Look, if that
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  Speaker 1: means you're gonna tell me what does call is about,
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  Speaker 1: then yes, now would be great. That's what that means.
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  Speaker 1: So my sorority sisters and I were talking and I've
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  Speaker 1: been telling them I've been trying to meet a zaddi,
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  Speaker 1: and they said, if I interned in an accounting firm,
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  Speaker 1: I could totally see what's what's a zaddi? Are you are?
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  Speaker 1: You're where zaddie? I'm not a zaddie to speak to
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  Speaker 1: a supervibe. Listen, I've seen how much money you make
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  Speaker 1: and you've got Zaddie ran all over you. Okay, hold
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  Speaker 1: on it, this is getting now inappropriate. Okay, it's beyond
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  Speaker 1: unprofessional now that he's spross to me. I've been working
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  Speaker 1: really hard all summer and sorting all the money and
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  Speaker 1: like the amount of money that you make yours is
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  Speaker 1: and your the top. Oh my god, it's like it's
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  Speaker 1: like very impressive. Your form says you're single, right, what
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  Speaker 1: are you? What is this? I mean, I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: I'm single too, and I'm really fun and I love
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  Speaker 1: party boats. I'm so fun on a party boat. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what you do on party boats. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Just come on, imagine me you and your hiking buddy
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  Speaker 1: Bill all on your party boats. Wait wait, stock getting
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  Speaker 1: some white claws. Wait wait, wait what white claws? No?
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  Speaker 1: Not white clause? Did you say my hiking buddy Bill? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're hiking buddy Bill. How would you know that he's
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  Speaker 1: the one that say you up for this prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call twenty four? Don't sound devils. Mine is Alexis. I'm
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the morning during
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god, you got me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Bill set you up. He told me this was your
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  Speaker 1: first time using this accounting service for your like taxes
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, so we thought we'd messed with you all.
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  Speaker 1: You could have fooled me, though, because you sounded like
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  Speaker 1: a tax professional. Oh yeah, do I sound really smart
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  Speaker 1: and observacant? To you too. Yeah, the most observant person
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard. I get that a lot. Yeah. Week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the morning,