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Phone Tap: Happy Cable Anniversary · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: You know, out of all the people on this show,
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  Speaker 3: you know who's the best at delivering good news is
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  Speaker 3: Jose Bolanosay.
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  Speaker 2: I would love it. I was quiet because I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: sure if.
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  Speaker 4: It was me.
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  Speaker 3: It's good news, gets genuinely excited about it. He's boisterous,
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  Speaker 3: he's fun. He actually enjoys the good news more than
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  Speaker 3: the person receiving the news.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited to tell people's stuff. You are the
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  Speaker 2: world's best hype man.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah truly.
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  Speaker 3: The other day someone emailed the show saying, my sister's
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  Speaker 3: had cable for a really really long time, and we thought,
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  Speaker 3: why not give her a call to wish her a
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  Speaker 3: happy cable anniversary ODA, And Jose's not coming and empty
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  Speaker 3: handed either. He's bringing along a special guar just for her.
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  Speaker 3: In your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey is this Laura? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Who's speaking.
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  Speaker 2: My name is John.
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  Speaker 5: I'm with Cable and I just want to say happy
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  Speaker 5: hen anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, happy never saree?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you've been with us for five years now.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 4: That's nuts. Oh my gosh, ye didn't even realize insane.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, we just want to thank you, give you
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  Speaker 4: a little.
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  Speaker 2: Surprise to surpriseio.
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  Speaker 4: If it was a wine, it'd be surprizio Grisio.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a wine. We're not giving you wine though.
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  Speaker 3: All right, it's so fun, Okay, but thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a surprise. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 5: Drum roll please, drum rolly. In the last five years,
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  Speaker 5: you have spent twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven
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  Speaker 5: dollars and ninety two cents watching.
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  Speaker 4: TV with us. Yay, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 5: Twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven dollars and don't
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  Speaker 5: forget the nine to two centros.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I've spent in five years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Just think of what else you could have spent
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  Speaker 2: that on. Huh. I mean that's not even including your WiFi.
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  Speaker 2: That's just cable.
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  Speaker 1: Wowy chane makes me feel good here, I mean that
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  Speaker 1: much money watching TV.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm totally kidding. I mean other than the
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  Speaker 5: number that is real. No, listen, because you have Basic
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  Speaker 5: cable for your anniversary, we're giving you a chance to
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  Speaker 5: pick any other channel you want that's not in your
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  Speaker 5: normal package.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so do it.
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  Speaker 2: Boom, give me a channel right now, shout it out?
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  Speaker 5: Hbo Oh, sorry, gosh, I was We can't do that one.
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  Speaker 5: They already have way too many some scribers. Okay, pick
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  Speaker 5: another one. This is fun though, right, pick another one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, actually, I don't have showtime anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Can we do show?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Shoot, that one's way too popular.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, keep it going. Pick another one?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, silly, what's some of the House Hunters is on?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh?
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  Speaker 4: And I was hoping you wouldn't say that one because
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  Speaker 4: guess what.
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  Speaker 2: We can't do that one. We can't do that one.
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  Speaker 2: You took the words out of my mouth. You're good
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  Speaker 2: at this, Laura. How about this? Here are your choices?
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready? What do you mean choices?
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  Speaker 3: You already pick a channel?
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's like the airlines.
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  Speaker 5: There's like specific blackout dates that just aren't available. But
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  Speaker 5: I have some great options for you though, like, like
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  Speaker 5: the violin channel, we can do that.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, But I've never heard of a violin channel. It's
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  Speaker 1: literally just called the violin channel.
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  Speaker 4: All the more reason to listen to the beautiful sounds of.
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  Speaker 1: A violin, my dear, not interested?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: What about the Rat Network all about rats, which is
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  Speaker 5: really when Rat Week comes on, it's their biggest week.
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  Speaker 2: No, absolutely not, that's fair.
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  Speaker 5: Rats aren't for everyone. Speaking of sewers, what about Plumber TV?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: All about plumbing? I never heard of any of these
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  Speaker 2: You could learn from this channel.
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  Speaker 5: Last year alone, they broadcast seven thousand toilets getting snaked.
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  Speaker 2: That was a new record for them.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to watch toilets getting snaked?
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  Speaker 5: Can I just have?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, Can I get MTV?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, MTV? Are you and herds?
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  Speaker 2: And someone available?
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  Speaker 1: And herds?
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  Speaker 4: Howie?
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 4: Forget it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is not this is not fun for me
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  Speaker 1: trying to guess what channels might be available on that
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  Speaker 1: in the rat.
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  Speaker 3: Channel, under the channel whatever it was, Just forget it.
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  Speaker 5: Look how about I throw in the best channel of
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  Speaker 5: all and it's free and it's not even on TV.
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  Speaker 5: It's a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 5: completely free. Wait what happy universe from your sister Amy,
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  Speaker 5: because she set you up for this phone tap and
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  Speaker 5: you are gonna be on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that makes so much sense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how did I think about it?
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  Speaker 5: Amy said, she's been giving you a hard time because
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  Speaker 5: you're the only person that still has cable that she knows.
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  Speaker 2: That's the great That makes so much sense because last
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  Speaker 2: time we were together. Yeah, everyone wants you to cut
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  Speaker 2: the cord. We want you to add a bunch more chords,
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  Speaker 2: the rat chord.
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  Speaker 4: Come on rat TV, Rat me and you just sitting
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  Speaker 4: on the couch with a bunch of tiny cut up cheeses.
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  Speaker 5: Huh oh no.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.