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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #1 Meatball Road Rage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, It's finally year. The countdown for the
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  Speaker 1: top ten phone taps of Christmas has reached number one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited. The best phone tap that we've done this year,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe top five most awkward calls we've ever had
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  Speaker 1: on the show. Okay, if someone doesn't like it, don't
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  Speaker 1: text us. Okay, this is our best work. But it
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  Speaker 1: all starts at a sandwich shop where an unsuspecting guy's
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  Speaker 1: taking orders and he's about to find himself in a
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  Speaker 1: very bizarre situation. It's your number one phone tap of
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  Speaker 1: the year right now. Another Mornings on the twenty Substance Salads.
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  Speaker 1: How manna help you? I'd like to order a big
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  Speaker 1: meat ball sub I'm sorry, this is a person. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm driving right now, I'm using text to speech. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what would you like? I would like one big juicy
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  Speaker 1: meat ball sub. Yum ohka one juicy meatball sub. And
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  Speaker 1: the balls have to be big, like super huge. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: And the balls have to be big like super huge.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're all the same size, there's not some
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  Speaker 1: that are bigger than the others. And juicy, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean they're all juicy. I guess. I mean, how do
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  Speaker 1: you damn it? Why did you cut me off? I
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  Speaker 1: mean I didn't. I'm sorry, sir. I'm just trying to clarify,
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  Speaker 1: not you. I'm driving. Oh I'm sorry. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were talking to me. What the hell is with this guy?
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  Speaker 1: He is driving like ven diesel on crack? I is
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  Speaker 1: this a bad time? Do you want to call him?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to bump him a bit to let
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  Speaker 1: him know I'm here, sir, I'm not sure what to
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  Speaker 1: do here. You think you are such a bad act?
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  Speaker 1: Eat my bumper. It sounds like you're involved with something.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting out of his car. Oh quick, lock the doors,
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, lock the freaking doors? Is everything? Okay, honey?
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  Speaker 1: Tell the kids to close their eyes. Do you need
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  Speaker 1: be called police? Sorry, sir, I did not see you there.
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  Speaker 1: That is a very fine mustache you have. I am
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  Speaker 1: impressed with all your tattoos. Is that an eagle with
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  Speaker 1: a knife? Oh my god, please spear me and my family.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank you, sir, thank you, thank you. I will
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  Speaker 1: be on my way now. Is everything okay? Sorry? Text
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  Speaker 1: to speech was still on. You probably think I'm a
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  Speaker 1: big fat whim. I mean, I don't. I think that
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  Speaker 1: you know these things happen. You know, every day people
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  Speaker 1: have meetings with people. Are you trying to tell me
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  Speaker 1: how to live my life? No? No, no, no, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you know whatever you have to do.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying you're tougher than me in front of
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  Speaker 1: my own kids? I wouldn't say that at all, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you are probably very tough man, and
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  Speaker 1: that you you probably handle the situation as bad that
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  Speaker 1: you could. When I get there, we're throwing hands. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make you cry. No no, I'm just saying be careful,
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm trying to say, Barbara, did you hear
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  Speaker 1: that the sandwich guy is too scared to scrap with me? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want any trouble. Can you just give me
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  Speaker 1: your name? Yourself is gonna be ready in twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm sorry, is that
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  Speaker 1: two people? I just need one name here, sir, it's
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  Speaker 1: four people, Brooke, Jeffrey, Jose and Alexis. Sir, just give
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  Speaker 1: me one name. I only need one name. Hey, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just took you off text to speech. I'm jeff
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  Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay, truth is,
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually need a sandwich. I'm only calling because
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend Savannah wanted us to do a prank on you.
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  Speaker 1: This is a phone tap. You're on the radio right now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, God sakes, mand was Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: oh god? You sounded so freaked out. What am I
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  Speaker 1: supposed to feel like? Dude? Sound like you were getting
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  Speaker 1: you Really you really thought there was some like road
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  Speaker 1: rage thing going on over there. Absolutely, dude about you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you back down from that fight with
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  Speaker 1: that customer. Man, Hey, do the customer is always right
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  Speaker 1: here in subs and sales. Okay, that's because you have
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  Speaker 1: a peer of little sissy meatballs. Oh, I will kick
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  Speaker 1: that robot. Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,