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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kitty Kat Keanu · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d y away. We'll go to one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? On the twenties?
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hello, Hey, Marcy, it's tofur Who. This
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  Speaker 1: is Marcy, right, the same Marcia that's having a celeb
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  Speaker 1: charity golf tournament. Yeah, the same Marcy that requested my client,
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  Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves attend. What Hello, the name's tofur Black. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Keanu's agent. Are you serious? Yes, there, it is tofur Black.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? You seriously represent Janno? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sugar lips listen. Time moves fast in my world. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have time to joke. Okay, Oh, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Oh yes, Keanu is in. He's super excited
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  Speaker 1: to be part of your charity thing or whatever. It's
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  Speaker 1: a charity, right, yeah, no, it's it's a celebrity charity's
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  Speaker 1: fund rang for leukemia. And I don't I don't know, Luke.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Luke. We're talking about Kenda right now.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, Yes, he's in. I cannot believe that I
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  Speaker 1: sent out that request like weeks ago, right, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: we received it weeks ago, we looked it over, and
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  Speaker 1: he's excited about it. That's why I'm calling. You need
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  Speaker 1: to make some things happen. Yeah, no, of course, whatever
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  Speaker 1: he needs great. Okay, First of all, I know it's
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  Speaker 1: a golf tournament thingy you're doing, right, But does Keanu
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  Speaker 1: actually have to golf? Um? I mean yeah, like that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of the point. But if he doesn't want you,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess he doesn't have to be good,
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  Speaker 1: good good. Keanu hates golf. Okay, he won't be golfing. Also,
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  Speaker 1: he has to win if he's going to attend, Um,
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  Speaker 1: he has to win. He's not playing, no, so if
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  Speaker 1: you could just sort of stage him being the champion
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  Speaker 1: of the golf, whatever you have to do. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we can make him when if
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't actually call Mars Mars. Look, pressure builds diamonds
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  Speaker 1: and Keanu loves diamonds, so you're gonna have to figure
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  Speaker 1: it out. Okay. Also, he needs a diamond watch. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's in the budget for a diamond watch. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe I should call somebody else about their tournament.
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  Speaker 1: We're really really excited to have him. It's just like
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  Speaker 1: a diamond watch is kind of a lot. Well, again,
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  Speaker 1: that's something you probably have to figure out. Then. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm calling okay number two. As you probably know
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  Speaker 1: Kean who is kind of a shy guy, so he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really like the spotlight that much. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's definitely like one of the things that I really
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  Speaker 1: like about him. He's not like a typical celebrity like shy.
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  Speaker 1: He's the everyday He's the everyday superstar. Right. Well, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want a bunch of cameras on him and pictures
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  Speaker 1: being taken, so all cell phones will have to be destroyed.
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  Speaker 1: All cell phones would have to be destroyed, like of
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  Speaker 1: everybody attending. Correct, couldn't we just walk up the cell post? Maybe? No,
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  Speaker 1: Keanu wants to personally break everybody's phone. It's I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of his thing. He wants to personally destroy
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  Speaker 1: everybody's phone that shows up to the charity. Yes, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want a callot, but he has to win, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and don't forget the diamond watch. Huh um. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to get all this figured out wonderful faroche
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  Speaker 1: farouche h okay, oh oh, one more thing. There's another thing. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Keanu is currently researching for a new role, so he's
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  Speaker 1: going to be in character the whole time. Okay, He's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be playing a cartoon cat in a DreamWorks film,
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  Speaker 1: so everybody must refer to him as kitty cat. Kitty cat, yes, huh. Also,
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  Speaker 1: all beverages will need to be drank out of a bowl.
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  Speaker 1: And if you have like a large scratching post that
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  Speaker 1: you could put in the middle of the fairway, that'd
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  Speaker 1: be great. No, you're not serious. Also, he'll be using
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom in a giant litter box. We have that,
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  Speaker 1: though he travels with it. What the did you just
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  Speaker 1: say that Keanu Reeves is going to be using a
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  Speaker 1: litter box when he goes to the bathroom at the
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  Speaker 1: golf tournament. Yes, he will be going to the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: in the litter box. Do I have to spell it
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  Speaker 1: out for you more? Look, we really really do want Keanu.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody does. If we're gonna need all this stuff, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna work. Well, the prank phone call worked,
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  Speaker 1: I think, so that's good. Sorry, what the prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call worked. Prank phone call. Yeah, this is Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you and your frank Courtney set you up. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, what she said? That you're putting together a
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  Speaker 1: celebrity golf tournament and that you requested Keanu Reeves be there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the goodness is now Keiana is going to be
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  Speaker 1: there and you don't even have to supply the litter box.
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  Speaker 1: I was literally having like visions of Keanu like taking
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  Speaker 1: it on the fairway. Well, you should be so lucky.