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Phone Tap: Animal Control Stoner · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: when you get a real life stoner playing a pretend
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Speaker 1: stoner in a praying phone call. I already know we're
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Speaker 1: talking about Jose. That's right, acting called it stoner inception man. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's what happens today when Jose poses as an animal
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Speaker 1: control officer who right now? He gets a little sidetracked
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Speaker 1: in the middle of his job, and now there's a problem.
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Speaker 1: You'll find out what happens in your brand new phone.
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Speaker 1: Tap right now, another taps on the twenties Senior Living
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Speaker 1: This is Lisa. How many help you? Uh? Hello? Hi? Hi?
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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Lisa? Hi? Yes? Why why
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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Um? I didn't call you called
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Speaker 1: the Senior Living Center? Oh yeah, sorry, my name's Max. Okay,
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Speaker 1: are you calling for somebody here? No? I work for
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Speaker 1: animal control okay, but like I don't like control the
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Speaker 1: animals like mentally or physically, but like I mean, I
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Speaker 1: kind of like manage them. Um So are you, um
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Speaker 1: the old Folks Home on like three blocks from the
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Speaker 1: Taco Bell? Yeah, this is the Senior Center. Okay. Is
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Speaker 1: there something I can help you with? Well, I kind
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Speaker 1: of need to help you, or I guess you could say,
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Speaker 1: like warn you warn me about what? Um So I
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Speaker 1: am working right now and I'm doing animal control. Yes, sir,
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Speaker 1: you already mentioned that. What exactly do you need to
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Speaker 1: warn me about? Or what are you calling for? So?
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Speaker 1: Like I had my van parked outside of your building.
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Speaker 1: So I was eating my Taco Bell churros that are
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Speaker 1: super good, and I thought, oh, these would taste so
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Speaker 1: much better if I was baked. Yeah, but what is
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Speaker 1: this about exactly? Oh? By baked, I mean like super ripped. No,
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Speaker 1: was the animals? Are you saying there's some animal situation? Yes? Correct,
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Speaker 1: you can just really like sum this up really quickly.
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Speaker 1: So I'm getting ripped and I'm in my van. Have
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Speaker 1: you ever done that before? How exactly does this pertain
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Speaker 1: to our living center? Or you have not said that
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Speaker 1: concern us? Or are you just randomly calling us? Those
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Speaker 1: are a lot of questions so like, let me think
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Speaker 1: if I could just sum it up as like a
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Speaker 1: summer rise, please do now. Okay, So, I'm pretty sure
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Speaker 1: that the animals I had in my van are now
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Speaker 1: wandering around your property. Excuse me, I forgot to lock
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Speaker 1: the door. What okay, Well, we need to get somebody
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Speaker 1: in here. Are you serious? Oh maybe we should call
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Speaker 1: animal control. I thought you said you were animal control.
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Speaker 1: Oh you're right, that's me. Come on, dude, what are
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Speaker 1: you doing right now? That's not helpful. I'm just like
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Speaker 1: low key kind of worried that some of the animals
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Speaker 1: might be stoned too, because I like to hot box
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Speaker 1: the van because the animal God, I really don't want
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Speaker 1: to hear about any of this. Listen. I thought this out,
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Speaker 1: and I believe this is a good situation because they're
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Speaker 1: probably much easier to catch at this point. They're pretty chill.
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Speaker 1: You need to sober up or whatever you need to do,
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Speaker 1: and I will call downstairs and see if anybody has
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Speaker 1: reported any animals like animal crackers. Oh those are so good.
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Speaker 1: Those are fired. All right, I think I've heard enough today.
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Speaker 1: It's like a tranquilizer. Thanks so much for your tips.
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Speaker 1: Hold on though, little miss who's your name. I'm not
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Speaker 1: a little miss. First of all, Lisa. Oh yeah, sorry, Lisa.
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Speaker 1: That's the name of the ugly girl I used to
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Speaker 1: sell weed to a middle school you. I wish that'd
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Speaker 1: be the most action I've had in a while. Yeah, no, surprise,
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Speaker 1: it's there. Okay, I'm done with this. No, No, I
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Speaker 1: am too. No, I'm done too. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Lisa.
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Speaker 1: This is not real. My name is Jasa for the
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Speaker 1: radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is
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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. We're phone tapping you right now.
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Speaker 1: Your sister, your sister, Emily set you up for this.
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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes? I was totally kidding. It's a
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Speaker 1: total prank. Don't be mad. I'm so sorry. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill her. Oh she said. You guys have
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Speaker 1: been playing pranks on each other since you were kids. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and this is terrible. This is the worst one. Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 1: but all kidding aside. Now, Like, if you're on break soon,
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Speaker 1: I'm right next to that taco bell eating some hot churros.
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Speaker 1: Please leave me alone for her, fine moros for me
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Speaker 1: weak up every morning with funk to have weekday mornings
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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,