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Phone Tap PODCAST: Butter Me Up · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: another Mornings on the twenties to me, I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Hey, I rented a camera for a
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  Speaker 1: photo shoot from you guys the other day, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a little trouble with the white balance. So I
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  Speaker 1: was wondering if you could help me out. Try to
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  Speaker 1: see if I can trouble shoot it. What model numbers
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  Speaker 1: that camera? Uh? Heng, Let me get up there and
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  Speaker 1: look at it and just check it out. It is
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  Speaker 1: a sony. Oh sir, Oh, oh god, sir, are you there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh are you all right? Oh? Let me? Oh so
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  Speaker 1: his bone? Are you okay? Oh? No, no, I think
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  Speaker 1: I broke it. I think I broke it. Oh my god, no, God,
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  Speaker 1: no God no. Don't call nine for you. No, please
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  Speaker 1: don't go. Don't call nine one one. You don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm laying on the ground wearing pink lingerie and I'm
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by cameras. This is embarrassing my wife. You're wearing laeri.
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  Speaker 1: I was God, it hurts. I was trying to do
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  Speaker 1: a sexy photo shoot where my wife is a surprise. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I had a point to it. But now
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  Speaker 1: if you call nine one one, I'm just gonna come
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  Speaker 1: off looking like a pervert. Please don't, man, Please don't
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  Speaker 1: make me look like a pervert. Please you tell me. Then,
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  Speaker 1: what can I do to help? You? Come over? If
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  Speaker 1: you could come over and help me, like you could
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  Speaker 1: just come, I can't. I mean, I come over. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the back door is unlocked. I'll give you the address.
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  Speaker 1: You just come in. Help me get out of this lingerie,
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  Speaker 1: help me slip off this lingerie, and then get me
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  Speaker 1: to the hospital or something. I'm really I can't do.
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  Speaker 1: I can't leave here, dude. I broke my ankle. I know.
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  Speaker 1: But even if I come over here, I can't help
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  Speaker 1: you with your ankle. You're broking your ankle. I thought it.
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  Speaker 1: But you could put me in the car and take
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  Speaker 1: me to the hospital so I can get their respectable way.
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  Speaker 1: Not a bunch of people showing up while I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the ground in lingerie with cameras surrounded me looking like
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  Speaker 1: the world's biggest pervert. Doctors can be very, very disgraced.
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  Speaker 1: They don't they don't say things. What if my wife
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  Speaker 1: comes home? What if my wife comes home and sees
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  Speaker 1: me wearing your lingerie? Come on, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do here. I can't I can't leave this here.
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  Speaker 1: I can't leave. Let me hang on. Just hold on
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  Speaker 1: the phone with me, please, Okay, I'll hold on. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to stand up, well, trying to chair something
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  Speaker 1: that I'm gonna try to stand up. Oh oh, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it hurts. You don't need a doctor, sir, you got
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  Speaker 1: You've got to get somebody over there. I haven't even
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  Speaker 1: told you about the butter. The what we the butter,
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  Speaker 1: the butter. That's why I fell. Yes, I'm buttered up.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I fell. I buttered myself up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I really try. I really don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do here. Uh, this is more than
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  Speaker 1: I can handle it. I Um, have you ever buttered
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  Speaker 1: yourself up? And I know ever buttered myself up? I
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  Speaker 1: can promise you that. Um, what are your problem? What's
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  Speaker 1: my problem? You're weird, man, I'm weird. No, No, now
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  Speaker 1: now now it's taking We're going somewhere else. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: is this You're you're wearing lingire and you're buttered up,
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  Speaker 1: and you're you're filming yourself. If you could come over,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you my address. Just take the lingiree off me.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be easy. I'm already buttered up. Oh look, just
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  Speaker 1: give me your address again and I'll find out. I'll
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  Speaker 1: figure out some way to help you. Are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: come help me? I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna figure out some way to help you.
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  Speaker 1: If you come over. I'm gonna find out a way
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  Speaker 1: to help you. If you come over, will you take
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  Speaker 1: pictures with me? What? Yeah? Can you take some pictures
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  Speaker 1: with me? If you come over. I'm already buttered up. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've got enough butter for the both of us. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: have you been taking with me this whole time? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe this is actually Jubil from Brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you show. Yeah, your girlfriend Amy set
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  Speaker 1: lights from movie care Ladder and the Ladder and you're
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  Speaker 1: you're like a two wake up every morning with phone taps.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties two point five