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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Temp · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, Hey, Amy, it's Doug Peterson. Hey, uh,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? I'm figured I know you. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 1: Doug Peterson. I'm the temporary receptionist. I've been working the
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  Speaker 1: phones over the last week. Oh oh hey, I hope
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  Speaker 1: it's not weird that I'm calling you on your cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: I had the directory here and I just looked it
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  Speaker 1: up and figured i'd give you a call. Okay, Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little weird. Is there something I can help
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  Speaker 1: you risk? Yeah? Actually, I'm throwing a pool party for
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  Speaker 1: my last day here and I wanted to ask you
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  Speaker 1: if you could come. Pretty cool, huh Um, you've been
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  Speaker 1: there a week, right, Yeah, Yeah, I'm a tempt you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only like jobs a week or two at a time.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the great thing is I get tons of
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  Speaker 1: goodbye parties. So I'm throwing my goodbye party this Friday
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  Speaker 1: at my house. Little pool party and you're invited. Um,
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  Speaker 1: thank I'm good. I'm gonna miss you guys. I really
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  Speaker 1: am going to miss all you guys. It's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird, you know what, I actually would I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna be working. Isn't that I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I can go? But thank you and good luck. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really gonna miss you. I'm really gonna miss you.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome getting to know you. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: feel like you calling me on my cell phone is appropriate,
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe you should just asked me at work. That
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  Speaker 1: would have been good, because I don't really I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't really spoken to each other. It's life of
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  Speaker 1: a tamp. You know, you're going to a job for
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  Speaker 1: a week, and then you make a bunch of friends
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  Speaker 1: and then you gotta leave them. I'm sorry, I have
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  Speaker 1: to go. I don't. I don't really have no choice.
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  Speaker 1: You see, You're sweet. It's so quick. I don't thinks
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Um, that's why I liked you, like honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I liked you more than anybody else in the office.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for everything you've done for me over this
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  Speaker 1: past week. Yeah, I I am not exactly sure why
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  Speaker 1: you're calling near you. Hey, hey, if you won't come
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  Speaker 1: to my pool party, is it cool if we still
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  Speaker 1: keep in touch? No, it's not. It's not okay at all.
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  Speaker 1: I would really ask you not to call me again.
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  Speaker 1: But why. I don't get it. I don't know you, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know you at all. Where's this? Um? Amy?
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  Speaker 1: Where's this coming from? You're not like this? This isn't you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know me. We baby said two words to
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  Speaker 1: each other, like as i've Amy, you are such a prankster.
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  Speaker 1: You're such a prankster. I really need to go. He
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  Speaker 1: coult pull in my chain. All right, good luck. I
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  Speaker 1: am sorry to have a good one by. Please stop
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  Speaker 1: calling me. Why are you calling me? I think we
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  Speaker 1: got disconnected. No, I hung up on me because you're
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  Speaker 1: being a creep. Where where is all this coming from? Aimster?
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  Speaker 1: This is not coming from. Okay, do not call me that.
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  Speaker 1: This is not coming from anything. If you call me again,
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  Speaker 1: I am going to call the cops. Okay, do not
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  Speaker 1: call me. Got it? We work together, we're co worker buddies.
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  Speaker 1: You were we are not dude, you're a temporary employee.
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  Speaker 1: I do not know you. Did I do something to
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  Speaker 1: upset you. Yes, you did something to upset me. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you. I'm not coming to your pool party.
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  Speaker 1: What the is your problem? I mean you were my
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  Speaker 1: office wife and I was your office hubby, like I
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  Speaker 1: thought we were second. We have never spoken to each other. No,
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  Speaker 1: uh no, no, remember that time in the break room
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  Speaker 1: you were getting coffee, I was getting coffee. I said,
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  Speaker 1: how's your day going? And you said fine? Does that
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  Speaker 1: ring a bell at all? Yeah? And now you think
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  Speaker 1: we're best friends. No, that's not all it works. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the wrong with you. All right, I
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  Speaker 1: can tell that you're upset with me, Ammy, but I
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  Speaker 1: will let you. I am very upset. I'll let you go,
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  Speaker 1: but I do have I do have one question for you.
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  Speaker 1: And I was going to ask if I could use
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  Speaker 1: you as a reference at my next job. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody how wonderful you are. I'm happy to see aimster.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew you were my friend. I
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  Speaker 1: knew you were told. Look, I am being sartastic. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you have no sense of reality. You do not know
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  Speaker 1: how to relate to people. Not coming to your pool party.
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  Speaker 1: Please do not call me again. What if I told
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  Speaker 1: you that your boyfriend actually set this phone call up.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? Yeah? Because this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill him. Your boyfriend, your boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: Andrew wanted me to call you. He says that you
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  Speaker 1: always talk about the creepy temps you get in your office.
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  Speaker 1: I do get creepy temps. I would still like to
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  Speaker 1: invite you to my pool party, though, Okay, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: now maybe I'll come week week of every morning with
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  Speaker 1: jelap Weekday Morning, twenty two point five,