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Phone Tap: Dolphin Trainer Mixup · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Back when we had HR here spoken Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: I remember those days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: Do a whole lot.
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  Speaker 1: But anytime someone from our group got called in to
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  Speaker 1: talk with them, it was like, Ooh, someone's in trouble
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  Speaker 1: and we're really mature here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So what happens today when a lady finds herself in
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  Speaker 1: hot water with HR just two days into her new job,
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  Speaker 1: and it involves something she had absolutely nothing to do with.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: this is Tiffey, Hi tivinany This is Mark Grayson from
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  Speaker 3: Corporate HR.
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  Speaker 2: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, just wanted to reach out real quick and say
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  Speaker 1: congratulations on the new job.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: I know you and I haven't met before.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, I'm sorry what's going on here.
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  Speaker 1: That's just something I do for our new employees when
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  Speaker 1: they get hired. Okay, you can do it with me that, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Okay, we'll work on that. Yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things to get done today or something.
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  Speaker 1: Totally I can help you with. Yeah, real quick question
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  Speaker 1: for you. So my boss's boss was up in my
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  Speaker 1: wazoo yesterday and he was like, hey, Mark, you need
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  Speaker 1: to be double checking the work histories of everybody in
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  Speaker 1: the company to make sure no funny business is going on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, nothing funny going on here, but I'm happy
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  Speaker 2: to help in any way I can.
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  Speaker 1: You are absolutely right there is nothing funny going on
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  Speaker 1: up in here. What does that mean, Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: how bosses are. He just doesn't want people lying about
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  Speaker 1: their work history. So I'm just starting off with a
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  Speaker 1: new girl, and that's you, just to confirm you know.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I'm nothing. Yeah, o, my history is accurate and.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see about that because I have your resume right
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  Speaker 1: here in front of me, and I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: go over some of your previous jobs and you can
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  Speaker 1: answer me by saying true not true. Okay, Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: let's see. It says here, five years ago you worked
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  Speaker 1: as a dolphin trainer.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what, you were an.
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  Speaker 1: Aquatic animal instructor and taught a dolphin named Bubbles how
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  Speaker 1: to dab on command.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like somebody else. That doesn't sound like
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  Speaker 2: something that I'd be doing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you're saying you didn't work at a marine
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  Speaker 1: park called porpoisely wet.
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  Speaker 2: No, I did not. I don't know where you're getting
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  Speaker 2: this information.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well this is interesting. So you're basically telling me
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  Speaker 1: that you lied on your work history.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm saying that you must be like dum.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me. You're saying that what's listed on your history
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  Speaker 1: isn't true.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying that you must have the wrong information. That
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  Speaker 2: is not something that like I would put on my
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  Speaker 2: resume and I have.
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  Speaker 1: This is now making me think we accidentally hired the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person.
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  Speaker 2: Du John Dum, could you please stop doing that. I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand why.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't help it.
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  Speaker 2: It's well, it's not helping. It's actually freaking me out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well what's freaking me out as your resume, because
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  Speaker 1: this isn't good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's not my resume. Whatever information you have or
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  Speaker 2: resume you have in front of me, that is not me.
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  Speaker 2: Like I manage a bank, a bank, Yeah, I managed
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  Speaker 2: twenty people, and I never mentioned this in an interview
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  Speaker 2: that I like helped with dolphins.
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  Speaker 1: That's well, but like if you think about it's someone
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  Speaker 1: who's worked with live dolphins and coach them before. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's not easy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah for those people, but I manage and coached humans,
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  Speaker 2: not dolphins.
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  Speaker 1: Like, let's say the roles were reversed. Okay, let's pretend
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  Speaker 1: for a second, if you got to choose between hiring
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  Speaker 1: a bank manager and a dolphin trainer, you're probably going
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  Speaker 1: with the dolphin person, right, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: I got the job, not the dolphin person that you're
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  Speaker 2: reading off of. Whoever resumes that.
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  Speaker 1: Is Okay, we're in a tough position.
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  Speaker 2: Now how how I got the job? But like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't see how this is a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, clearly this something got mixed up. We
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  Speaker 1: were supposed to hire one person, somebody else got hired,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I do need to report this to
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  Speaker 1: my boss.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane. I sign all of the paperwork done. I
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  Speaker 2: asked your stuff doing.
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  Speaker 1: The done again, So that's kind of out of my control.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not. It's common courtesy, and you are not
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  Speaker 2: providing that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm trying to be courteous with this call here.
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  Speaker 1: You're not, though, Well, I'm going to be overly courteous
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  Speaker 1: then by telling you to expect a phone call from
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  Speaker 1: my boss along with one from your boyfriend. Telling you
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  Speaker 1: this is a prank call. What done done?
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  Speaker 3: Prank?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on the radio. You're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can not believe this is crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was your boyfriend Mackay who wanted to do it.
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  Speaker 1: He said he wanted us to wish you luck on
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  Speaker 1: your first week at your new job. You thought this
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  Speaker 1: might make you laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like when you talked about a dolphin trainer. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, and you said purposely wet. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: actually a plate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's where all the dolphins dab. Week up.
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