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Phone Tap PODCAST: Surprise! Your Dress is Ruined · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: is this Lisa? This is her? Let me ask you.
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  Speaker 1: This is Yeah, this is Rudy. I'm calling from dry cleaner.
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  Speaker 1: You dropped off a wedding dress here yesterday, right, Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is it ready? Um? Not exactly. I dropped it off
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  Speaker 1: yesterday to have its steam, and you said it would
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  Speaker 1: be ready today. My weddings in two days. Oh, like
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  Speaker 1: full on, ready to go? Yeah, ready to go? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: is it ready or not? There was like a situation
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  Speaker 1: you could say that happened right before we could steam
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  Speaker 1: your dress. Oh my god, small situation. What happened to
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  Speaker 1: my dress? Okay? So after you left the store, we
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  Speaker 1: actually had our one millionth customer come in. Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: that means you would have been like nine hundred ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine or eighty. You're real
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  Speaker 1: close to Okay, I know that doesn't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: Just what's going on with my dress? Oh? Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We had a big surprise setup for the millionth customer.
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  Speaker 1: We had streamers coming down from the ceiling, We took pictures,
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  Speaker 1: We even pop champagne. It was super cool. I wish
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  Speaker 1: you were hey, you know what, Can you shut up
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  Speaker 1: and just please tell me what's going on? Oh? Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: When we popped the champagne to celebrate the millionth customer,
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  Speaker 1: the cork kind of shot through your wedding dress. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? Shots through like a whole? See, I
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  Speaker 1: knew you were gonna be mad. Well, I'm gonna be mad.
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  Speaker 1: There a hole in my dress. They're a hole in
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  Speaker 1: my dress. It's in the rear end of it. You
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  Speaker 1: can barely see it. It's the size. You're telling me
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  Speaker 1: that there is a hole in the of my wedding dress.
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  Speaker 1: Small hole like left cheek. No, No, absolutely, this isn't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting married in two days. Hold on, hold on
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  Speaker 1: im that we have lying around It didn't look as
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  Speaker 1: good as I saw you look more on how in
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  Speaker 1: your crazy right mind, could you possibly even think that
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  Speaker 1: Dunum would go well on a certain sequence wedding dress.
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  Speaker 1: I'm no fashion East, but I've never seen a wedding
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  Speaker 1: dress with pockets. I figured cool? Right? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no no. Why was I not called when this
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  Speaker 1: first happened? Why would you even try to fit in
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  Speaker 1: your acidine way? You are literally an idiot, you idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to your manager. You've ruined my wedding.
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  Speaker 1: You've fallen my wedding with you. I think I know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on here. Yeah, I know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: You messed up big time. If you need to fix
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  Speaker 1: it now, you're just mad because you were one customer
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  Speaker 1: away from being the lucky one. I want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to your manager right now. This is unacceptable, unacceptable. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, listen before I get my boss on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Her and I came up with a great solution. I
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  Speaker 1: want my dress. They said, we will provide you with
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  Speaker 1: a complimentary wedding dress. No, I want my wedding dress.
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  Speaker 1: Please just give me the managers. I'm going to cut
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  Speaker 1: your through there going and now you have the audacity
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  Speaker 1: to laugh at the situation you have ruined my entire wedding.
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  Speaker 1: No laugh, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at
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  Speaker 1: your maid of honor, Carly, because she totally set you
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  Speaker 1: up and you totally fell for it. What have you
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  Speaker 1: been talking about? That doesn't even make sense because this
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. My name's Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brick of Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god, you're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap. Don't My wedding is okay? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure? Are you swear to god? My wedding
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  Speaker 1: jokes is okay? Are you sure? Yes? Carly set this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing up. She said you took it in for
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  Speaker 1: last minute alterations. I actually talked to her. She told
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  Speaker 1: us it's ready, It's fine, you can pick it up whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He is not nice. That was cruel. I do have
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  Speaker 1: a question, though, and I'm being serious. Can I come
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  Speaker 1: to the wedding? Hell? No, you are not coming near
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