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Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the kids say, it's tap time, I've never heard don't
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  Speaker 1: say that only I guess the only kids I hang
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  Speaker 1: out with them? Why are you weird? Today? A woman
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  Speaker 1: recently told her best friend that she matched with a
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  Speaker 1: guy on a dating app and she was really excited
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  Speaker 1: about him. It's actually one of the very first guys
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  Speaker 1: that she's ever actually given her phone number two through
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  Speaker 1: the app, and they're supposed to talk for the first
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  Speaker 1: time later today. Oh no, What she doesn't know is
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  Speaker 1: before the real guy contacts her, I'm going to beat
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  Speaker 1: him to the punch. I'm gonna pretend to be him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ruin all her. Oh my god, I have
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  Speaker 1: a feeling I don't know why that it's not going
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  Speaker 1: to go that great. Yeah. See if I'm right with
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now? The twenty Hello, Hey is
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  Speaker 1: this Raquel? This is Raquel Hey, Raquel, this is Owen,
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  Speaker 1: you know from Okay Cupid. Hi, Owen. Hey, this is
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  Speaker 1: nice to talk to you. Yeah, it's good to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you. Um. I hope it's okay that I reached out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was kind of waiting. I was wondering, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like when we were going to be able to finally talk. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So your profile said that you're a nurse, right I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pediatric nurse. So I worked with kiddos. Oh shoot, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but your phone Yeah sorry, I'm just gonna let that
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  Speaker 1: go to voicemail. Um. Sorry, you were saying you're a
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  Speaker 1: pediatric nurse. Yeah, I was saying that I worked with
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  Speaker 1: kids and teens, like usually it's a very busy day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I sorry, I'm sorry, Raquel. Someone's trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach me. Um, you need to get that. You can
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  Speaker 1: call me back later. No, no, no, let's let's just
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  Speaker 1: do this now. I got some time. I got some time. Um.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean being a nurse, that must be
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  Speaker 1: pretty pretty busy. Like what what kind of stuff do
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  Speaker 1: you like to do for fun? Though? You know, when
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  Speaker 1: I I want to be totally quiet and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: So I yoga, you know, that sounds like a different phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my business phone. Oh okay, there's a there's a
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  Speaker 1: fire or something at work. Um okay, wow, he's like
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  Speaker 1: somebody's trying to get a hold of you. So you no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not important to me right now. What's important to
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  Speaker 1: me is you, Like, I really want to get to
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  Speaker 1: know you. Sorry, you were saying something. God, that is
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  Speaker 1: so annoying. It's okay, you can answer it. No, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I really want to give you all of my attention. Okay, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: another phone, that's my other workline, my second job, job,
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  Speaker 1: first job, everything, Like, you need to stop and get
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  Speaker 1: the phone, because at this point I could be a telemarketer,
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  Speaker 1: though I don't. Okay yet, the damn for real, Raquel,
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  Speaker 1: just ignore it, Okay you were I'm focused on what
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  Speaker 1: you were telling me what you do for fun. You
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  Speaker 1: said something about you're into turtles. What. No, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say anything about turtle pons right there. You weren't even
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  Speaker 1: list Okay, okay, you know what you're right like, full disclosure.
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  Speaker 1: I got a little bit distracted by the phones, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear anything now, like it's been ten whole seconds. No, rings,
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  Speaker 1: so I think we're in the clear. Okay, I apologize,
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  Speaker 1: no problem, all right, you sound really sweet, really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very oh my, oh my? If you what
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  Speaker 1: is that? Is that another phone? I'm just I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: unplug this one. How many songs do you have? All right?
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  Speaker 1: I just knocked it on the floor. That was easier. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's broken now, all right, it can't be disturbed anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear all about you, and uh, unreal,
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  Speaker 1: this is unreal. It is unreal. My grandma's rotary phone
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  Speaker 1: is ringing. Why didn't anybody call that in years? You
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  Speaker 1: have to answer this, Tom, something has happened. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab a sore. Hello. Oh hey, yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: This is Owen from okay Cupid? How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: What you're doing? Anything right now? Hey? Owen? I can
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  Speaker 1: hear you. You're funny. What are you wearing right now?
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  Speaker 1: Stop talking? Whoever that is? I mean? Yeah, I could
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  Speaker 1: send you a pick sorry, hold on, Gona, Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: sorry about that. That was h That was my aunt, Well,
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  Speaker 1: that was not your aunt. I heard you on the line.
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  Speaker 1: What about you? From the dating app with another chick? No,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you No, that was the name of the
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  Speaker 1: hospital that my aunt is at. It has the same
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  Speaker 1: name as the dating I know what's going on. That's
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  Speaker 1: why you got all these damn phones, because you want
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  Speaker 1: to phone talking to women right now. So this is
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying is really important. But I just believable,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm so popular today. You know what, I can't
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  Speaker 1: talk to you obviously some sort of player playing your game.
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  Speaker 1: You got all these women, all these phones, you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to talk to all of these others, So why don't
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  Speaker 1: you go ahead to do that? Oh no, it's really
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  Speaker 1: just one. It's just your friend Christina on the line.
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  Speaker 1: That's all Who your friend Christina? What in the hell
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm talking about this is actually
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  Speaker 1: a prying phone call. That's not a real phone. That's ring,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually just a sound effect. These are all sound effects.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm doing a bus app on you.
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  Speaker 1: Christina emailed us and she said you finally caved and
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  Speaker 1: signed up for the dating website, so she wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. This is ridiculous. What's ridiculous is
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  Speaker 1: how popular I am on these damn dating appside. You
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  Speaker 1: are a crazy man. Oh hello Monique. Damn boone week up.
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