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Phone Tap PODCAST: End of Times · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away. We'll go to one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be
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  Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. What
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred do you y away? Hello? Hi? Is this Henry? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hi Henry. I don't think we've met yet. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Dave from Roofing and Building Supply. I'm actually the owner.
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  Speaker 1: How are you good? Thanks? How's it going to do?
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  Speaker 1: Not too bad? Listen, I'm calling to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that I'm pulling my guys off of working on your roof.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you pulling the guys off the project? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Well, I know we're halfway through, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure this is a major inconvenience for right now, but
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  Speaker 1: it just needed to be done because of what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Did someone get hurt? Is there a problem to someone
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  Speaker 1: get injured on the job. No, I'm talking about the
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  Speaker 1: other thing. You probably already know this, but we're very
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  Speaker 1: close to the end of times, so I think it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of pointless for us to continue. I'm just pulling
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  Speaker 1: any work that we're doing right now just so people
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  Speaker 1: can enjoy their lives. What are you talking about? End
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  Speaker 1: of times. What hell are you talking about? Well, I've
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  Speaker 1: been reading the Bible a lot lately, mostly revelations, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm following the signs. Dud Dude, come on like that's
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  Speaker 1: a joke, sir, Come on, break No, I'm very serious.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably good that we're talking so I can help
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  Speaker 1: spread the word to you. Doesn't, man, this is some
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  Speaker 1: kind of joke. You should tell me now because you
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  Speaker 1: sound like a whack job. No, this is not a
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  Speaker 1: joke at all. I've been following things very closely in
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  Speaker 1: the media. The media doesn't report on any of it.
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  Speaker 1: They want to keep us in the dark. I literally
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  Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. Dude? Are you
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  Speaker 1: on drug? What about the droughts or the bird flu?
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  Speaker 1: They say it could be the next plague? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Are you ignorant to that? Have you not been following along? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: You're high? That's it. If you don't believe in those
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  Speaker 1: things that I just talked about, answer me this question.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to the thousands of sea lions that mysteriously
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  Speaker 1: vanished off the coast of Antarctica? Do you have an
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  Speaker 1: answer for that? I know I do. Enough of this bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just get back to my roof. Yes, but
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  Speaker 1: the Good Book it says that we're in the end
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  Speaker 1: of times. Dude, shut up. I don't think you're taking
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  Speaker 1: it seriously enough. Sir. You probably don't even know this,
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  Speaker 1: but many people in Asia have had microchips embedded behind
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  Speaker 1: their ears. It's scary. Oh, I absolutely do, and you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You really should. You should go. It started out as
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  Speaker 1: a pilot program, but then the government took over and
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  Speaker 1: now they're forcing all babies to have this done. Stop talking.
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  Speaker 1: I either want my money back or you finish the job. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I can't offer you a refund, but frankly, money at
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  Speaker 1: this point doesn't matter because we're not going to even
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  Speaker 1: need money soon. I don't think you're prepared for that.
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  Speaker 1: Have you repented? Ulverpen after I kick You're for wasting
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  Speaker 1: my time. You know that I have a microchip in
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  Speaker 1: my nose. Oh, you have a microchip in your nose?
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense? Does it gets out of light? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: I receive signals at night through my TV. When I
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  Speaker 1: watched Jimmy fallon. Oh, he talks to me, sir, He
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  Speaker 1: tells me about the end times. I'm sure he does.
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon is Satan and God and he's coming for us.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you tell Jimmy Fallon to fix my proof? Yes
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  Speaker 1: I can. I want my money back. Hey man, this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel the Morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah, Your
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  Speaker 1: cousin Bruce set you up. And I should have known.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out if you were like high, or
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  Speaker 1: it's a prank or what. It's a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: all three. Actually, I do think Jimmy Fallon is coming
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  Speaker 1: to take our souls. Though. If you believe that, time
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  Speaker 1: to fix my roof.