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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rocco Wants to "Meat" You · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving two point five. Hey is this
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  Speaker 1: jim Jim jim Bo? What's up? Buddy? This is Kolby
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  Speaker 1: Sasarek from North the Dating Service. How you doing? Oh okay, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah I'm doing good. Hey, congrats on signing up with us, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank you, super excited to have you. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that. Yeah, we got a bunch of events coming
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  Speaker 1: up and we are gonna get you laid a sap
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  Speaker 1: my friend. Okay, sorry about that. It's just a little
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  Speaker 1: dating service humor. Oh no, that's fine. That's what you're
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  Speaker 1: interested in, right, A little hooking up. Oh yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just looking up the meet people right now. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Meet people, m eat people. Get it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I okay, I just told you i'd I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: meet someone I know can start dating. All right, relationship, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing next Saturday? I don't think I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing anything all right, perfect. Well, we have an event
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  Speaker 1: that I would like to invite you too, called Horehouse Warehouse. Yen,
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  Speaker 1: what is horhouse Warehouse? Well, it's kind of a tradition
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  Speaker 1: around here. About an hour before the event starts, we
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  Speaker 1: text you the address of an abandoned warehouse. You show up,
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  Speaker 1: and you, my friend, are the guest of honor. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what does that mean? That means it's about to go down? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Kind I love breaking this news
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  Speaker 1: to people. They love it. I don't. I don't understand this,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't This sounds pretty sketchy. Okay, here's how it works
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  Speaker 1: to welcome people in. We always have a big party,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody at that party pays attention to you. You're
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  Speaker 1: picking up what I'm putting down. I don't know. This
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  Speaker 1: sounds like what I want. I mean, the people at
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  Speaker 1: this party are these prostitutes? Prostitutes? Are you some kind
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  Speaker 1: of pervert? Man? No, I'm sorry, I thought that's what
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  Speaker 1: you were getting at. I can't have you on our
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  Speaker 1: dating website if you're dealing with that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That is just no. No, no, I sorry, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: interested in that. I thought that's what you were saying
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. The party is it's a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: from the website. We invite them down, and everybody gets
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  Speaker 1: there just to pay attention to you and treat you
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  Speaker 1: nice for the evening. Okay, that's real nice fun. So
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  Speaker 1: I needed a bunch of people from the It's like
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  Speaker 1: a singles mixer. Yeah you're not. I mean, you're probably
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  Speaker 1: not gonna get everybody's name, but everybody's going to take
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  Speaker 1: a turn. What is this? What do you mean speed dating? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: While I got you on the phone, do you have
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  Speaker 1: a mask or should I supply that? Why? Why would
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  Speaker 1: I need a mask? It's just a fun game that
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  Speaker 1: we play at the party. It's sort of like an
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  Speaker 1: adult version of the tail on the donkey and you're
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  Speaker 1: the donkey. What is that? What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 1: Is this some kind of like or something? WHOA All right? Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to put labels on things. We call
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  Speaker 1: it a party if that's cool. Okay, No, that's not cool.
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  Speaker 1: Look I signed a dating service to meet people, not
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  Speaker 1: to do some sort of sex orgy. You're gonna meet
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, at least seventy five if I'm
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  Speaker 1: meeting people at all wearing masks and saying adults in
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  Speaker 1: the tail on the donkey. That sounds like, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even legal. Hey, look, we offer we guarantee on
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  Speaker 1: our website that you are going to meet a lot
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  Speaker 1: of singles. All right, most of these people are single,
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  Speaker 1: some of our couples. But anyway, you're gonna bet at
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  Speaker 1: least seventy five people. Well, I'm not trying to be
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  Speaker 1: a swinger or something like that. I find it for
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  Speaker 1: a dating service. This isn't for some like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: screw club. We are not a screw club. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: just what are you? This is ridiculous. It's just an
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  Speaker 1: event that we have to initiate people into the dating service,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. And look, I already have seventy five people
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  Speaker 1: signed up. Well, twenty five people are gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: find someone else to pitting their tail bomb because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to this thing. All right. Rocco is going
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  Speaker 1: to be really disappointed because he was looking forward to
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  Speaker 1: meeting you. I showed him your picture. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now, I never want to meet someone named Rocco.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what gave you that idea of my
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  Speaker 1: dating profile, but I'm not into Rocco. What's so damn funny,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, because this is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about this? This is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Your brother Sam set you up. Oh are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, he said that you just signed up
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  Speaker 1: for a new dating service to meet somebody, and he
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to freak you out about it. I truly
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  Speaker 1: so good that I have signed out for something like
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  Speaker 1: a screw club or something. Thank you for introducing me
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  Speaker 1: to the term screw club. I've never heard it before.
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  Speaker 1: Well I don't know. Yeah right, sounds like sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you know a little bit about it, my friend, I've
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  Speaker 1: heard of them. I've never been to one for Ormond
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  Speaker 1: Jim service. Yeah right, Jim. Why don't you have your
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  Speaker 1: friend Rocco about week up every morning with five