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The Final Inch Audiobook Trailer · Ross Patterson Revolution!

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  [SPEAKER_03]: The twisted memoirs of St. James Street James come to a decisive end with the final inch.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And this time, I'm St. James Street James and I'm going to the moon.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The US prepares new astronauts to launch and who are the other two guys I'm going up with.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I hate those guys.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Me, Neil.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck are you gonna say is your first words on the fake moon landing?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's one small step for a man.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: One giant leap for mankind.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's it?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking gay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What killing a fiend?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Over.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Who the fuck are you, hombre?
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Alan Sheppard, the first American man to go to space.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Secretary of Defense, Robert Mack.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The St. James Street James, I am President John F. Kennedy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome home, sir.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're real Mack and hear out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, ladies love you out there.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's sex.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Excuse me.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Stanley Kubrick, why are you tugging on your dog and filming me?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought we were meeting at the studio to film the new moon landing tomorrow.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Drugs.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: and rock and roll.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Then I met Keith Richards.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy fuck, mate.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You have a goddamn swordfish stuck in the middle of your chest.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Fire!
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You want one last dynamite montage?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Just like the old days?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: My steeds slowly nods, yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I grabbed the first ticket dynamite, thrown out of family of bears.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: the final inch.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Out now, available wherever blind people listen to audiobooks.