Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Dental Desire Denied
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do youuy Away? Now offering free remote
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- 0:16Speaker 3: Back in two thousand and nine, you might remember a
- 0:18Speaker 3: viral video that took the world by storm called David
- 0:22Speaker 3: at the Dentist.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Yeah it was Charlie.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when shined to spotlight on the loopy sometimes
- 0:34Speaker 3: hilarious things that people say coming off of nitrous during surgery.
- 0:38Speaker 2: But funny, what.
- 0:39Speaker 3: If instead of mumbling something cute and innocent, you said
- 0:44Speaker 3: something else or better? Yet you were so out of it,
- 0:48Speaker 3: we made something up and just told you.
- 0:50Speaker 2: That you said. Because that's what we do.
- 0:54Speaker 3: For today's phone tap, you're gonna hear it right now.
- 0:57Speaker 2: It's another.
- 1:02Speaker 4: Huh Hi, This is Spencer calling from doctor's office?
- 1:06Speaker 2: Is this Claire?
- 1:07Speaker 5: Oh? Hi?
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:08Speaker 5: How you doing?
- 1:09Speaker 2: Hi? Claire?
- 1:10Speaker 4: I'm great things for asking you were in a few
- 1:12Speaker 4: days ago getting your wisdom teeth removed?
- 1:14Speaker 2: How you feeling?
- 1:16Speaker 5: Oh? Thank you for calling welcome. No, I'm doing pretty well.
- 1:20Speaker 5: I'm still a bit sore, but using ice and whatnot,
- 1:23Speaker 5: so you know, hanging.
- 1:24Speaker 2: In so that's expected. Yeah, little soreness.
- 1:27Speaker 4: I mean, well, so look, normally we'd be scheduling you
- 1:31Speaker 4: for a follow up, but doctor has referred you to
- 1:35Speaker 4: a different clinic for that.
- 1:36Speaker 2: It's a little further away, about thirty minutes. So can
- 1:39Speaker 2: I give you that information?
- 1:41Speaker 5: Oh? Sure? So does he does he work different days
- 1:44Speaker 5: and in different offices?
- 1:46Speaker 2: No? No, not not at all. Actually, okay, I don't
- 1:53Speaker 2: know what you remember from the appointment.
- 1:56Speaker 5: Not much.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe this isn't my place to say.
- 2:02Speaker 4: There were some uncomfortable moments during the procedure.
- 2:06Speaker 5: Oh so no, what happened?
- 2:08Speaker 2: So let's just get the information for the other clinic.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I have that now if you're ready.
- 2:13Speaker 5: Oh okay, but I just want to make sure I understand.
- 2:18Speaker 5: So you're I can't see the doctor again. I have
- 2:20Speaker 5: to go to a different doctor. Is that what you're saying.
- 2:24Speaker 2: I really don't want to get into it, but I mean.
- 2:27Speaker 4: Let's just say, when you had the nitrous you said
- 2:30Speaker 4: some things.
- 2:32Speaker 5: What did I say? I'm a little bit.
- 2:34Speaker 2: More excited, are you sure, I mean, are you sure
- 2:37Speaker 2: you don't remember confessing your undying love for the doctor?
- 2:42Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you serious?
- 2:44Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you told him he had beautiful brown eyes
- 2:47Speaker 2: like Aladdin? Are you serious? And you wanted to climb
- 2:53Speaker 2: him like a rock wall?
- 2:55Speaker 5: Stop it, I do not say that.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely did. It's right here in the notes. Actually,
- 3:01Speaker 2: oh my god.
- 3:01Speaker 5: I'm so embarrassed.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Well, credit to.
- 3:03Speaker 4: The doctor, he did continue even though you insisted on
- 3:07Speaker 4: blowing in his.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Ear while he worked. What well, he was working on
- 3:11Speaker 2: your mouth, so thankfully you couldn't.
- 3:14Speaker 5: This is horrible that you're seriously not going to see
- 3:17Speaker 5: me because of this.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't just that, it was also when you
- 3:22Speaker 2: told him global warming is his fault because he's so hot.
- 3:26Speaker 2: What off the record, I think he's a very good
- 3:29Speaker 2: looking man as well. Don't feel too bad. But do
- 3:33Speaker 2: feel a little bad.
- 3:35Speaker 5: I don't even know I said that.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Do you remember bringing up his wife?
- 3:41Speaker 4: No?
- 3:42Speaker 5: Yeah, please no, I cannot hear any more of this.
- 3:46Speaker 2: You know, this is the last part of the notes.
- 3:48Speaker 4: You you suggested his wife doesn't deserve him and then
- 3:52Speaker 4: called yourself zendaiya to his Tom Holland, I shouldn't say anymore.
- 3:56Speaker 5: Oh my god, I am so so so sorry. I
- 4:00Speaker 5: don't remember saying any of that. So maybe I could
- 4:03Speaker 5: just talk to the doctor and apologize and I didn't
- 4:07Speaker 5: mean it.
- 4:07Speaker 2: I you know that's not going to be allowed.
- 4:11Speaker 5: And oh my god.
- 4:12Speaker 2: That does bring me to my next point.
- 4:14Speaker 4: If you get a phone call, maybe from a police
- 4:16Speaker 4: officer or some type of authority, it's just a no
- 4:19Speaker 4: contact order.
- 4:20Speaker 2: But it's okay.
- 4:21Speaker 5: I can't even leave this. My Danish is getting a
- 4:23Speaker 5: no contact order because of what I said when I
- 4:26Speaker 5: was under laughing it.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Yeah, and also your best friend Sonya wants one too,
- 4:31Speaker 2: because she's the one who set you up for this.
- 4:34Speaker 5: Sonia.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Yeah, she said you were you were really loopy when
- 4:38Speaker 2: she picked you up. And then she said, maybe Brooke
- 4:40Speaker 2: and Jeffrey can prank phone call you.
- 4:42Speaker 4: Wait what, because this is actually Jose for the radio
- 4:47Speaker 4: show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
- 4:49Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you right now, Mike.
- 4:52Speaker 5: I'm like about to cry.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Oh my god, Sonia said when she puts you in
- 4:57Speaker 4: the car, she was cracking.
- 4:59Speaker 2: Up because you were out of it, completely out of it.
- 5:02Speaker 5: I don't even remember the chor ride.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Hey, But between you and me, I went to their
- 5:08Speaker 2: website and the doctor is pretty good looking. Sister.
- 5:11Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god, Aladdin is.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Uglier than he is in my opinion. You said Aladdin.
- 5:21Speaker 5: I was like, do I compare them? Two? Cartoon wake
- 5:26Speaker 5: Up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings.
- 5:29Speaker 1: On the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.