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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dirty Magazine · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, it's the return of our favorite
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  Speaker 2: short tempered octagenarian.
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  Speaker 3: Allen wins your bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and in classic senior style, he has a problem
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  Speaker 2: with the local post office. Oh no, I mean that's
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  Speaker 2: the only way we're able to break an actual mailman
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  Speaker 2: who got set up by his little brother. So hear
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  Speaker 2: what Allan's griping about this time in your phone tap?
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  Speaker 2: Right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Yes, who's calling?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? My name is Allan, Allan Winter. Your bottom is
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  Speaker 3: this Thomas? You're the mail man on my block?
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  Speaker 1: How did you get this number?
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  Speaker 3: You know Gracie. She works over at the little neighborhood
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  Speaker 3: headquarters where you guys like to screw with people. I
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  Speaker 3: know Grace, but I don't know anything about. She gave
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  Speaker 3: me your number, said I could reach out to you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's not supposed to be giving out my number.
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  Speaker 3: So what, Well, I'm I'm a taxpayer, so I could
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  Speaker 3: do whatever the hell I want.
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  Speaker 1: What what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Listen, Sonny, I go in there into the post office
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  Speaker 3: every Wednesday after I get a hot Coco to grab
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  Speaker 3: my mail, and apparently they accidentally sent out a batch
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  Speaker 3: to my home address and my stuff never got to me.
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  Speaker 3: So what gives? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say to me?
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  Speaker 3: I said, what gives?
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  Speaker 1: You call me a name?
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  Speaker 3: In sir Alan? Listen? Do you you got anything to
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  Speaker 3: do with stealing my subscription to Escorts International?
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  Speaker 1: What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You have no idea how much that Norwegian smut costs
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  Speaker 3: me to have shipped over here? No region smut, that's right. Listen, listen,
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  Speaker 3: no man, you listen. You you stole it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't steal anything.
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  Speaker 3: You sound guilty right now. I'm good at reading voices.
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  Speaker 3: So if you want to peek at some hot Scandinavian
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  Speaker 3: skinned that's fine. Just come on over and I'll let
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  Speaker 3: you take a ganderfer.
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  Speaker 2: Nickel, excuse me, old man, I don't know what you're getting.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know. You need to shut your mouth. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you simbleheaded girkin, What are you talking about? What do
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  Speaker 3: you think I am some pajama wearing basket face. You
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  Speaker 3: know the male carriers in this neighborhood, they used to
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  Speaker 3: have dignity, need smoked cigarettes eight hours a day and
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  Speaker 3: never get tired.
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  Speaker 1: Sir, I did not steal your dirty magazine, and you
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  Speaker 1: can call the postal service.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think your family tree had enough branches. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's You're like that sick fern from the Charlie Brown
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  Speaker 3: Christmas Special. Nothing going on? What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I've had bowel movement smarter than you sound.
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  Speaker 2: All right, geezer, I've had enough of this conversation and
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  Speaker 2: I had enough of these insults. You're calling me on
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  Speaker 2: my day off accusing me of I didn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a second, oh oh, hold on, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: What old sassafrash? Look what I found wedged right in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of the pages of my extra thick yellow boockets.
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  Speaker 3: Here's my magazine. Are you freaking ye?
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  Speaker 1: Know?
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  Speaker 3: There she is Escorts International. Let's see who was flipped through.
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  Speaker 3: She was a Lady of the month.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hey, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: You just called me in and accused me of sueing
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  Speaker 1: your magazine, So you're not gonna apologize to me.
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  Speaker 3: Wow we Katerina.
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  Speaker 1: No man, oh man, Hey, hey, having an eclisomatic moment
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: But let's focus. She stucked like a New Jersey dairy farm.
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  Speaker 3: Mate't sir, I'm going to let you go. Yeah, your magazine,
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  Speaker 3: let you go after I let you know that this
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  Speaker 3: is all just a prank. Col if we're doing on
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  Speaker 3: the radio. There you fell for it, you sucker.
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  Speaker 2: Wait. Wait, I'm obviously not an old man. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Jeff oh Man, fucking Jeffrey in the morning. This
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  Speaker 2: is a phone time. Man.
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  Speaker 3: You really had me with the Norwegian thing. I say,
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  Speaker 3: we've been Norwegian? Oh yeah, you like that.
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  Speaker 2: Your little brother KB came up with it. He set
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  Speaker 2: you off, dude.
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  Speaker 3: He said that you.
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  Speaker 2: Two have been pranking and messing with each other for years,
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  Speaker 2: and he wanted me to tell you that he got you.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, this old man, and he's attacking
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  Speaker 1: me on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was trying to peopling with me.
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  Speaker 3: You know what you did? You wanted to flip through
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  Speaker 3: these escorts with me? Yes, I did wake up every
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  Speaker 3: morning was foon taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning,