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Phone Tap: Your Daughter's Song Sucks · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken. Jeffrey in the morning, time for your prank call.
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  Speaker 1: And today we reach out to a mom whose daughter
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  Speaker 1: is about to perform in the school talent show. She's
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  Speaker 1: very excited, just one issue. Every time she sings, she
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  Speaker 1: makes the vice principal throw up, and the mom is
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  Speaker 1: about to find out why.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now, you're Jeffrey's phone taps
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm calling from Crest Elementary. Is this Natalie's mom, Nicole?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Hi, Hi Nicole. I'm the vice principal here. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Doug Nubbins.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what happened to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's sick with a broken leg, so I've come
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  Speaker 1: in to replace her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the new guy around here. I don't think we've met.
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  Speaker 3: No, definitely not yet. Good to almost meet you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, same to you, and good wishes to miss and
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  Speaker 1: her broken arm leg. Yes it is arm and leg both.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the reason I'm calling. I'm reaching out
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  Speaker 1: because yesterday I popped my head into the school gymnasium
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  Speaker 1: just to peek in on the school talent show rehearsals.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, Yes, I did hear your daughter sing that's wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: She has been so excited.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to admit this, but her singing did bring
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  Speaker 1: me to my knees aw where I proceeded to empty
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  Speaker 1: the contents of my stomach into one of.
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  Speaker 2: The school toilets.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yeah, your daughter's song had that effect on me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait a second, Huh are you saying my
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  Speaker 3: daughter singing? Maybe you throw up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh well no, it's not her singing necessarily, it's the
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  Speaker 1: song choice.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's that Huntred's that Hunterricks? Am I saying that right?
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  Speaker 2: Hunterricks song?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: From the K pop demon Hunters movie?
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  Speaker 3: And what's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 1: You probably don't know this, but I've actually banned that
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  Speaker 1: song from school permanent.
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  Speaker 3: You've banned Golden Absolutely?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, every seven year old has been singing for the
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  Speaker 3: past six months all the time. It is it not appropriate?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's not that it's not appropriate, but
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  Speaker 1: it is extremely annoying.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we would both agree on that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, that is a song about self
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  Speaker 3: acceptance and hope and honor. What do you mean I'm annoying?
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm I hear you, but I'm a parent too,
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  Speaker 1: and I know how many times I've been forced to
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  Speaker 1: listen to it while driving in the car and almost
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  Speaker 1: drove off a bridge.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're being a little over dramatic. Kids do
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  Speaker 3: what they do. They sing one song from one movie
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  Speaker 3: for however long, and they sing it over and over
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  Speaker 3: and over, and that's okay, right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I like to drink a four loco
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  Speaker 1: before I speak at any PTA meeting, But it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean that I should have a lot of them every
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  Speaker 1: single night and just say, oh, well that's what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you're drinking before school meetings.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's besides the point.
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  Speaker 3: That is exactly the point. You're calling me about a
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  Speaker 3: song my kid wants to sing, and you are coming
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  Speaker 3: to the PTA meetings.
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  Speaker 1: Drunk, No, not drunk, maybe heavily buzzed, and listen for
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  Speaker 1: local aside. So I do have a list of pre
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  Speaker 1: approved songs that your daughter can sing instead.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know what, No, I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 3: your preappreience.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the ones that just won't drive the other parents crazy.
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  Speaker 1: For example, who let the dogs out? Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's a fun one.
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  Speaker 3: I fly about fifty years old and it makes me
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  Speaker 3: actually want to slit my shirt. What on earth are.
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  Speaker 2: You talking about? Okay, well, now, who's being over dramatic?
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  Speaker 3: You want to ban my kid from singing a song
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  Speaker 3: every kid likes, but being.
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  Speaker 1: Overatic, I'm providing alternatives like if what about Mamba number
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  Speaker 1: five by Lou Bega?
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  Speaker 2: Remember that one?
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  Speaker 3: Actually inappropriate?
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  Speaker 1: One, two, three, four five everybody.
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  Speaker 3: And no, I'm going to have you fired. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know who you are, I'm going to have you fired.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I would bring that up with your husband
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  Speaker 1: Grant first, because he's the one who really hates Golden.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure that he's tired of
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  Speaker 3: Golden But you know what that is something that parents
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  Speaker 3: simply suck up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if that's true, then you need to suck up
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  Speaker 1: to the fact that you're being prank called on the
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  Speaker 1: radio right now.
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  Speaker 3: Wait mm hmm, Yeah, you've got to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I sort of am kidding you because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: from the school. My name's actually jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone you my I.
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  Speaker 3: Thought it was weirdy said, she broke her arm.
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  Speaker 2: Andrew legs that's all made up.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband, Grant, asked us to do this to you
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  Speaker 1: because he was worried your daughter's song choice would drive
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  Speaker 1: everyone crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if that's a little old, but like it is,
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  Speaker 3: a good song.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not good enough for your daughter's talent show.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Come on, just picture your daughter up
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  Speaker 1: on stage saying, who let the dogs out?
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna go crazy for that first place trophy.
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  Speaker 3: That would definitely be a comedy show that way.
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  Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,