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Phone Tap: Hulu Truly Cares · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's
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  Speaker 1: prank call, a guy reached out to us saying his
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  Speaker 1: buddy has been a little bit depressed because his longtime
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend broke up with him and he really hasn't been
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  Speaker 1: able to get him out of the house to do
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  Speaker 1: anything fun since then. In fact, every single text he's like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight? And his friend will reply
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  Speaker 1: back with one word, Hulu. So guess where we're calling from,
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  Speaker 1: No Hulu to see if maybe we can get him
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  Speaker 1: out of his funk. In your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: we're brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm calling from Hulu. My name is Barry mcbutters.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're going.
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  Speaker 1: To speak with Nate Farmer.
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  Speaker 2: This is Nate.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. Nate. First of all, we just wanted to thank
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  Speaker 1: you for being a valued customer here at Hulu for
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  Speaker 1: the past seven years.
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  Speaker 2: Are you welcome?
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  Speaker 1: We really appreciate that. And I'm actually with the Customer
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  Speaker 1: Care division, and I have to say the other reason
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling is because we are a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Concerned You're a bit concerned about.
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  Speaker 1: What concerned that you could be watching too many movies,
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  Speaker 1: and that's saying a lot because our selection is not pristine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're tracking the amount of television that I'm watching.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know I'm watching that?
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  Speaker 1: It's not really a surprise since all streaming platforms do
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  Speaker 1: monitor their customers viewing habits, and with your account, we
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  Speaker 1: did have an alarm go off, So.
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  Speaker 2: An alarm for my account. What triggers the alarm?
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  Speaker 1: It's triggered when someone hits quadruple the normal amount of
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  Speaker 1: viewing time oh that they normally would consume.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you want me to be watching a lot of movies?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that sort of what your business is.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually a really great point, Nate. It's just that
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  Speaker 1: all of us here at Hulu cannot believe that you
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  Speaker 1: searched our entire library and found more than two movies
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  Speaker 1: worth watching. You know. That's why we're so concerned.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, thanks for your concern, but it's misplaced. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean seems a little ridiculous that you're tracking me
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  Speaker 2: and now you're stalking me and trying to figure out Nate.
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  Speaker 1: Nate, that's not the case at all. We're not trying
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  Speaker 1: to attack you or accuse you of anything. We just
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  Speaker 1: want you to be honest with us. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: are you getting.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest with you? I don't even know who
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 1: Nate, Nate, just even with the tone of the conversation. Now,
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  Speaker 1: just ask yourself, what is going on? Why is it
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  Speaker 1: like this?
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  Speaker 2: WHOA Okay, dude, I don't know you. I do not
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  Speaker 2: want to talk about this with you.
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  Speaker 1: Has there been any recent changes in your life, maybe
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  Speaker 1: in your relationship status lately.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're watching reruns of that so Raven.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what does that say about your mental state?
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  Speaker 1: It's not good.
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  Speaker 2: You think that you're a psychologist now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it wasn't like this only a few
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  Speaker 1: months ago. Your habits have clearly changed.
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  Speaker 2: I mean people's lives go through different seasons and they
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  Speaker 2: watch more movies at different times. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm understanding you, she dumped you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dude again, very personal.
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  Speaker 1: Very personal, but very correct.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're correct or not. You know, and
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  Speaker 2: how would you know that if it was true?
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  Speaker 1: Looking at your past viewing habits, used to have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of rom coms, a lot of happy, uplifting films
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  Speaker 1: and lately. Well, there's no miscongeniality one, two or three.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what's.
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  Speaker 2: Happened if I'm not being influenced by somebody else and
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  Speaker 2: I can watch whatever I want to. Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: gonna choose a rom com.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I see.
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  Speaker 2: So in some sense, you know I'm living a better
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  Speaker 2: life because I'm getting to watch what I'm wanting to watch.
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  Speaker 1: Keep telling yourself that, mate, But I think we both
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, okay, so tell me what do you think
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  Speaker 2: is going on?
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  Speaker 1: I think somewhere deep down you miss her.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? Man? You're with Hulu? You can't say
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  Speaker 2: this all right?
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  Speaker 1: Look, I just want to tell you five words, and
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  Speaker 1: I think this will explain everything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I go ahead and tell me these five words.
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  Speaker 1: Stomp the yard to Homecoming? Why what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you watching that?
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  Speaker 2: It was a good movie.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't believe that's you. There's a piece
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  Speaker 1: of your heart that's missing right now. Something inside is
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  Speaker 1: hurting and you're trying to fill it with people stomping
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  Speaker 1: the yard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you need to back off, man, Just call her.
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  Speaker 2: This is so ridiculous, Do you hear yourself?
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  Speaker 1: I do it is now that I'm hearing it back,
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  Speaker 1: it is pretty ridiculous. And and you know what, that
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  Speaker 1: is what your friend Connor wants.
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  Speaker 2: What does Connor have to do with any of this?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Connor wants ridiculousness in the form of a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call that we're doing on you right now on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Hey, man, this is a brand phone call.
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  Speaker 1: My real name is My real name is jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Connor
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  Speaker 1: wanted us to do a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: You're lucky, dude, that we're not even I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where you are, but you're lucky. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Where you are, dude. I already told you. I'm at
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  Speaker 1: Hulu in the customer Care division doing a mental health
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  Speaker 1: evaluation on you as we speak.
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  Speaker 2: Is it even a thing, man? I really hope not,
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  Speaker 2: because
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  Speaker 1: Left and Right brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties