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Phone Tap: Senior Scare · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: I know what you're all thinking. Wouldn't it be nice
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  Speaker 2: to get senior citizens more involved in Halloween?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get spooky crazy everybody.
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  Speaker 2: No, not you Allan, We already had you on a
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  Speaker 2: prank the other day. Yeah, no, my man, Yeah, homie, Alan,
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  Speaker 2: just go away, listen. I mean, get all the seniors
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  Speaker 2: involved in a brand new Halloween tradition. That'd be kind
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  Speaker 2: of fun. Is it illegal?
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  Speaker 3: Probably?
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  Speaker 2: Is it in bad taste?
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  Speaker 3: Of course?
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  Speaker 2: But that's why it's a prank phone call, and it's
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  Speaker 2: happening right now. The twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Denise. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: This is Denise speaking.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my name is Sharon Peters from Billy Assisted Living.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling about your father. Albert. Is everything okay?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he's fine. He's actually really excited about tonight.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening? What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's exactly why I'm calling. We're doing a fun
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  Speaker 3: event here. It's our first ever senior scareo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that sounds fun. Yeah, what exactly is it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a newer thing we're trying out. We're charging
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  Speaker 3: people from the neighborhood businesses to come into our facility
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  Speaker 3: after dark and scare your loved ones.
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  Speaker 1: Who wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me that people from the community are coming
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  Speaker 3: to pay to scare older people. Yeah, it's like a
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  Speaker 3: rooted house. Why are we doing this? Well, if I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna be honest, it's because the facility is a little
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  Speaker 3: underfunded right now. We've already collected five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh why are you underfunded?
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  Speaker 3: I'm up to date when it comes to our monthly payment. Well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, inflation is also scary. Yes, the whole idea
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  Speaker 3: of you scaring my dad's life away, Oh, wouldn't that
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  Speaker 3: have permission for me? Actually, he's an adult and he's
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  Speaker 3: already signed a release. So ninety percent of our sweet
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  Speaker 3: residents are they've all agreed to participate. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: just feel as though that this needs to be approved
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  Speaker 3: by me. Okay, I'm not quite sure why you're so bothered?
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  Speaker 3: You're not sure? Yeah, here's the thing. Maybe I didn't
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  Speaker 3: paint the picture correctly. So imagine your father coming down
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  Speaker 3: the hall from Bingo using his walker, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: one with the tennis balls on the front. Hold on, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you could picture it. Okay, good. So just over by
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  Speaker 3: the drinking fountain, there's gonna be a coffin with a
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  Speaker 3: big side that says Albert, come on in, we're waiting
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  Speaker 3: for you. No, no, no, absolutely listen when he opens it.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a skeleton with some of his clothes on.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's gonna.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna have a great life. It's gonna be a hoot.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the thing. We're gonna post all the scenior
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  Speaker 3: jump scares to our facility. TikTok page. No, what's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be a hot is I'm gonna follow a freaking lawsuit
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  Speaker 3: against you guys.
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  Speaker 1: He's the older individuals.
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  Speaker 2: Who have health conditions, and you're will.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure they have all their medication before our big
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  Speaker 3: night tonight. Okay, this is terrible. If you're really that concerned,
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  Speaker 3: and it sounds like you are, why don't you come
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  Speaker 3: down here before the scare starts. Oh, I'll be there
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  Speaker 3: in about fifteen minutes. You can participate. Will dress you
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  Speaker 3: up like Satan and have you hide under your dad's
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  Speaker 3: bed and grab his legs when he wakes up from
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  Speaker 3: his nap.
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming down.
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  Speaker 3: There right now, and we're gonna exs it. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: your brother Tommy is going to be down here doing
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  Speaker 3: the same thing, so you might as well join him,
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  Speaker 3: both under his bed. Oh man, can you imagine forearms
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  Speaker 3: coming out? That'd be crazy. My brother Tommy, yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: he's a big fan of the show. And this is
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  Speaker 3: all a big prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: This is Brook from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: It's a Halloween phone tap. At first, why you weren't
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  Speaker 3: listening to me, I didn't understand. Why you didn't think
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  Speaker 3: it was fun to jump out of closets and scarce
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  Speaker 3: senior citizens.
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  Speaker 1: None of this made this, Oh my gosh, wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning