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Phone Tap: You Need Theraflix · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We've been doing these prank calls for a little while now,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes the hardest part is coming up with a
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  Speaker 1: good premise. Oh yeah, you know, a realistic way to
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  Speaker 1: fool them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's figuring out when is the exact moment to
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  Speaker 1: spring it on them and let them know it's a joke.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, oh yea.
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  Speaker 1: But for some people, especially Brook, the hardest part is
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  Speaker 1: not laughing in the middle of the call. Sometimes they're
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  Speaker 1: so funny because once you come up with the idea,
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  Speaker 1: there's definitely gonna be some funny lines and you have
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  Speaker 1: to keep a straight face otherwise you're going to blow
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  Speaker 1: it and you only have one chance to do it right.
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  Speaker 1: So see how Brook does in your brand new phone
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  Speaker 1: down right now.
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  Speaker 3: The twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Jessica?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's My name's Helen Highwater and I'm calling from
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  Speaker 3: Netflix customer service.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we wanted to call an you. Is everything okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't had any issues at all. Yeah, everything's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's not really what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, okay, I'm calling because recently we noticed something
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  Speaker 3: concerning regarding your account.
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  Speaker 4: Is this about my my credit card? I had a
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  Speaker 4: few issues a while back, like a couple of months ago.
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  Speaker 3: But I've no, no, no, no, your payment is up
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  Speaker 3: to date. For some reason, our system picked up something.
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  Speaker 3: How do I say alarming? I mean it said you
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  Speaker 3: watched nine consecutive episodes of the show is it cake?
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  Speaker 4: Wait? I don't. I don't think that's something to be
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  Speaker 4: alarmed by. I'm confused.
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  Speaker 2: I was hoping it was a mistake.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's eight and a half more episodes than the
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  Speaker 3: average viewer. What.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what this means. It's just a
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  Speaker 4: good show that I like it. I liked it.
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  Speaker 3: See that type of viewing pattern got flagged in our
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  Speaker 3: depression algorithm?
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  Speaker 4: What yeah, depression algorithm? What does that even mean?
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  Speaker 3: Well, per our contract with you, when you binge a
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  Speaker 3: show like that too much, it falls, like I said,
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  Speaker 3: in the depression category, and we are obligated to offer
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  Speaker 3: you a service called theraflex. What is that?
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  Speaker 2: It's a therapist for Netflix?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm sorry, this feels like a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know, like a lot, and it feels
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  Speaker 3: like you're dealing with some sort of inner trauma or
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  Speaker 3: difficult emotional baggage.
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  Speaker 4: Really, just because I watched is it cake.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there's that, and the system also picked up that
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  Speaker 3: you watch the entire first season of The Flora Is
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  Speaker 3: Lava is a good show.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be honest with each other.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we both know that while the title of
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  Speaker 3: The Flora's Lava does allude to a show that is entertaining,
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  Speaker 3: we all know that the actual content is not.
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  Speaker 4: There's not anything bad about it. Like what you're saying,
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  Speaker 4: it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: You see denial from some of our viewers sometimes. So
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna have Dale call you later today.
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  Speaker 2: He's a licensed there afflicts and.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna I don't need to talk to Dale. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm fine, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: He's just going to try to talk you down from
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  Speaker 2: where you're at. We are very concerned.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm not depressed. These are positive, happy program.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, according to our research, that's not actually true. See
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  Speaker 3: if you enjoy something like you know, Squid Game, which
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  Speaker 3: is you know, we know, very violent and bloody, or
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  Speaker 3: maybe what hut for the Zodiac Killer, Now those are
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  Speaker 3: the type of programs that provide more of a healthy
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  Speaker 3: normal escape violent.
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  Speaker 4: Now what yours Okay, I think I think it's a
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  Speaker 4: personal decision. What you watch and I don't think you are.
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  Speaker 4: You don't control that. No, well, the fact that you're
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  Speaker 4: calling and what.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just saying that I see that you
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  Speaker 3: watched all twenty four episodes of Emily in Paris and
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  Speaker 3: that shouts to me, Help me, I'm sad.
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  Speaker 4: Help me, I'm okay. So you're just going through my
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  Speaker 4: entire viewing history. What do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Who else watches Emily in Paris? Do you the real
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  Speaker 2: life Hannibal.
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  Speaker 4: Lecter or real live Hannibal.
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  Speaker 3: We're making a documentary on him, so that's how I
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  Speaker 3: know that if you don't know you're making he's a
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  Speaker 3: person that eats humans?
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  Speaker 2: What like, eats them like as a snack?
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want to see you there, Okay, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to see you get there?
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  Speaker 4: So you want to see me? You don't want to
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  Speaker 4: see me where you sorry? Could you say that again?
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  Speaker 4: Eat man? Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, okay, I don't want to see you eating humans
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  Speaker 3: eating humans?
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  Speaker 4: Great, I'm gonna need you to transfer me to customer
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  Speaker 4: service or your supervisor.
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  Speaker 2: I just need to know, I mean, what else.
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  Speaker 4: Do you need to know? What if I'm eating humans. Well,
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  Speaker 4: it's just like again, I can't I should have written it.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have Disney Plus or anything?
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  Speaker 3: Do you?
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  Speaker 4: I have everything else? Yeah, I'll be canceling Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: But after it's much worse than I imagined.
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  Speaker 3: I mean what The only cure that I can see
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  Speaker 3: for this is through a prank phone call, which luckily
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  Speaker 3: your brother has set up for you.
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  Speaker 1: What what what are you?
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  Speaker 2: Your brother Patrick emailed us this morning. This is actually
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  Speaker 2: broke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 2: a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, don't us.
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  Speaker 2: He was at your place and that your Netflix. Apparently
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  Speaker 2: your Netflix queue is very embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? I will defend it Cake till
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  Speaker 4: the end of days. Have you watched it? It's incredible.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to call for a team of experts.
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  Speaker 3: I think, Oh my god, wake up. Every morning was
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  Speaker 3: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the morning