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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. There's three ladies out there
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  Speaker 1: who do something special every Monday night. They all hang
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  Speaker 1: out at one person's place with at least two bottles
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  Speaker 1: of wine. Why do I not know these ladies? They
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  Speaker 1: get cozy on the couch and watch a tawdry reality
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  Speaker 1: show that's somehow still on the air. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: The Bachelor. Apparently the two ladies who are guests thought
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  Speaker 1: it'd be funny to prank their host because they were
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  Speaker 1: allowed the other night, and one of the neighbors kicked
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  Speaker 1: on the wall to tell them. Oh, that's why I
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  Speaker 1: call as a representative of the apartment to say she
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  Speaker 1: has crossed the line. Oh, and there will be consequences either.
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  Speaker 1: Your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Oliver from the leasing office at Apartments. Is
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  Speaker 1: this Joanna I'm speaking with? Yeah? That is hey Joanna.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good great. What's how can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah, so I'm calling because we actually
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  Speaker 1: got a couple of noise complaints from your neighbors about you. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a few of them actually, seriously, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Apparently it gets pretty rowdy in your unit
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  Speaker 1: every Monday night after a round eight o'clock. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing here. What No, really, Yeah, got a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of these complaints. One of your neighbors was curious, I
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  Speaker 1: guess one of the nights, and they went up and
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  Speaker 1: actually listened through your door and they heard the reality
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  Speaker 1: show The Bachelor playing, and I guess you were screaming
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  Speaker 1: at the tv. So, yeah, I actually watch it every week.
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  Speaker 1: I have a couple of friends that come over. But
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think we were being all that loud. I
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  Speaker 1: thought wrong, We could definitely be more quiet. I'm really
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  Speaker 1: really sorry. Okay, well, I appreciate you saying that, but
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  Speaker 1: I am letting you know that at the end of
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  Speaker 1: your lease, the option to renew will not be available.
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  Speaker 1: What unfortunately? Yeah, wait a minute, so are you saying
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  Speaker 1: that just because I've got some noise complaints about watching
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  Speaker 1: a Bachelor, I can't renew my lease? I mean that
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  Speaker 1: can't be. It's not really just the noise complaints. We
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  Speaker 1: just don't tolerate sexist language from our residence. Sexist language,
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  Speaker 1: what are you even talking about? Well, a few of
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  Speaker 1: your neighbors overheard you calling the current bachelor a quote
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  Speaker 1: piece of homemade man meet. Did that happen? Um? And
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  Speaker 1: then you did some sort of sexual whistle sound like
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? That's not even I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: what if I was a man doing it. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a cat called things. I'm just saying either gender, it's
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  Speaker 1: not okay. It's offensive and demeaning, and we have standards here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even understand, Like it's in the privacy of
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  Speaker 1: my own apartment. Oh okay, I didn't realize we were
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  Speaker 1: being that loud, something like a warning or something, because
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  Speaker 1: I have no problem being quieter. But I have the
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  Speaker 1: right to say whatever I want, even if you don't
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  Speaker 1: agree with it. It's not a good look on our
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  Speaker 1: apartment unit to have residence like you coming in and
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  Speaker 1: saying all these disgusting things about men, residents like me. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: like during the cowboy date, there's a complaint that said
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  Speaker 1: you yelled, oh I wish he'd lasso me and tie
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  Speaker 1: me up like a little piggy. What I never even
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  Speaker 1: said that? Well, then, what have you said? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I write these things down.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we're just watching TV. I mean, yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: you were saying, like we're selling of the TV or Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they're getting it on in the hot tub. It's like, yeah, baby,
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't need the replay here, I have it.
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  Speaker 1: You asked, what the heck? This isn't skin amax. We're
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  Speaker 1: not getting into that conversation. But I do know that
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  Speaker 1: you've commented on his spankable dairy air, so what if
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  Speaker 1: I have. It's not like he was there. I obviously
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  Speaker 1: would not do that to a real person and make
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  Speaker 1: a real person feeld out. Oh now, the Bachelor is
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  Speaker 1: not even a real person anymore, just a piece of
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  Speaker 1: meat for you to whistle and holler at. You working
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  Speaker 1: I'm freaking leasing office. When you're judging my morality, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, if I went in there to collect rent,
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be concerned that your eyes are going to
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  Speaker 1: be following my spankable dairy air as you objectify me
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  Speaker 1: all the way to back to the elevator. Dude, it's
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  Speaker 1: not even like that. This is getting blown so out
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  Speaker 1: of proportion right now. Oh, like I said, the decision
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  Speaker 1: has been made. The renewal option will not be available.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and your sexist, horned up friends Caitlin
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  Speaker 1: and Amanda are not allowed back in the building. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: how do you even I didn't tell you their names.
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  Speaker 1: They actually just gave me their names when they submitted
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  Speaker 1: a request to do a prank call on you over
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Yeah, because I'm not really from the leasing office,
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  Speaker 1: I'm from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing a phone tap on you, you sexist.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you glad to be kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. I'm sorry, but your friends Caitlin and Amanda
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  Speaker 1: set you up for this. They said that you guys
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  Speaker 1: do a watch party for The Bachelor every week, and
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  Speaker 1: one of the neighbors actually knocked on your wall because
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  Speaker 1: you guys got so loud. Oh my gods, but seriously spankable,
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  Speaker 1: dairy air, homemade piece of man meat. Okay, I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: from I'm not saying that anymore. Don't get in trouble,
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  Speaker 1: all right, We'll let you renew. Go watch your dirty
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  Speaker 1: hot tub videos by yourself. Okay, okay, there you go
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.