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Phone Tap: Nurse Nappy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank call. And over the
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  Speaker 1: last year we've heard so much about how AI is
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  Speaker 1: going to take over our jobs and steal our relationships
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  Speaker 1: and a bunch of other nasty stuff. But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: there are some good things about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: For example, when Brooke today poses as a nursing assistant,
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  Speaker 1: she can have her AI take notes for her while
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  Speaker 1: she gets other productive stuff done.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, multitasking now, it's finest.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a problem. I mean, the guy
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  Speaker 1: on the other line certainly does. But that's just because it's.
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  Speaker 3: A phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, lighten up, dude, it's your phone zapp right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Who's sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: This is nurse Nancy. I'm calling from medical group. Am
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  Speaker 2: I speaking with David?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? This is he?
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, that.
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  Speaker 2: One got me.
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  Speaker 4: By David. We have you coming in for an appointment
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow afternoon at three thirty right, okay, great.
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  Speaker 3: So you just calling a confirm or.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So since you're a new patient, I just need
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  Speaker 4: you to tell me a little bit about your medical history.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, so the doctor has a heads up.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they were going to transfer that info to you.
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  Speaker 2: I thought the record it would just be easier if
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  Speaker 2: you just told me right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Okay, you don't mind, Sure, where do I start here?
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  Speaker 3: I can let you know that I'm I've got high cholesterol,
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  Speaker 3: I'm on medication for that, and quick Hello, Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: are you sleeping?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: What were you sleeping?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: David, David, Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you asked me about my medical history, but you
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  Speaker 3: were snoring or something. I don't know quite know what's
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  Speaker 3: going on.
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  Speaker 2: That's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, was I boring you?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I'm just I'm on my seventh shift in
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  Speaker 4: a row.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, but don't worry. AI is on it.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: So? I installed an AI note taker on my phone,
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  Speaker 4: so it is writing down everything you say and it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna send me a synopsis afterwards.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you can just continue. Go ahead. We were
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  Speaker 2: right in.
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  Speaker 4: The middle of your intriguing medical history.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready wide awake?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? I have high cholesterol, I'm taking meds for that.
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  Speaker 3: Also have borderline high blood pressure, but I've been cutting
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  Speaker 3: the sodium. There you go again. Are you kidding me
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  Speaker 3: with this?
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  Speaker 4: Yell?
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  Speaker 3: What is happening.
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  Speaker 2: Were you yelling at me? That's pretty rude.
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  Speaker 3: Well you fell asleep on me, that's even more rude.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, are you hearing me? You called to ask
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  Speaker 3: me questions about my medical history, and then you fall asleep.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize.
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  Speaker 4: So, even though AI is doing the job right now,
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  Speaker 4: I am going to stay awake for you.
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  Speaker 3: I hope it's not too much effort.
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  Speaker 2: Not too much effort for you, but please continue. I
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  Speaker 2: am running out of time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're running out of time because it's your fault.
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  Speaker 4: Some would say that if you just kept talking and
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  Speaker 4: let me sleep, everything would have been done by now.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go into that.
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  Speaker 4: So I think I heard you say something about breaking
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  Speaker 4: your leg in twenty twenty two, So just pick it
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  Speaker 4: right up from there.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was talking about my low sodium diet exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Continue to pick.
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  Speaker 3: The blood pressure, all right, that's it. I'm taking meds
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  Speaker 3: for that and for the cholesterol.
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  Speaker 2: Good. Good, I'm still here.
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  Speaker 3: Good, you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: I am hearing you.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm doing that. I'm watching the levels. I'm taking magnesium.
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  Speaker 3: What is that hello, nurse? Are you there?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I am here.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on?
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  Speaker 2: I am here? Well?
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  Speaker 4: You didn't want me to sleep, so I thought I'd
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  Speaker 4: take the time to practice my instruments.
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  Speaker 3: You were a nurse. You called me to get my
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  Speaker 3: medical history. We're not playing tuba, all right, sir.
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  Speaker 2: The only one that is making this process difficult is you.
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  Speaker 3: It's you.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, could just finish telling me your medical history.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why this is my time.
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  Speaker 3: You're wasting my time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to shut up, and you go ahead and finish.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've said everything I need to say. What
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  Speaker 3: is going on? I I give up the hell?
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  Speaker 2: I'm practicing my animal noises? Did you think that was real? Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think that you had a sleeping problem? What
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  Speaker 3: is going on now?
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't a real dog. That was me from my voice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is also my voice telling you that
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  Speaker 4: this is a break phone call.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't keep that last one serious.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, this is actually Broke from the record show Broke
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning and your wife Tanya.
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  Speaker 2: Set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: She tell us you had an appointment with a new
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  Speaker 2: medical facility.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, what in the world is going on?
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  Speaker 3: She's falling asleep, she's playing the Tuba and she's doing
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  Speaker 3: dog noises.
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  Speaker 4: No, that was actually a parrot, South African parrot.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty good, huh. That was sheep for Goodbye, broke
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  Speaker 3: In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties