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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie And The Cable Company · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the most awkward things that can happen, and we've all
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  Speaker 1: done this before, is when you run into somebody from
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  Speaker 1: your past who instantly remembers you, but painfully obvious you
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  Speaker 1: have no recollection of them. Oh yeah, story sometimes hey
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  Speaker 1: you Yeah. I just know one day down the road,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to run into Brook at a bakery and
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be like Brook. Remember we hosted a
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  Speaker 1: radio show together for years Milliers. Yeah, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to say Jasper I used to do. It was funny. Well,
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  Speaker 1: today one of our today, our own Jose Alanios, who's
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  Speaker 1: gonna play a character named Steady Eddie. He works at
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  Speaker 1: the cable company and recognized the guy's name from the
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  Speaker 1: billing statement, so he gives him a call and things
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  Speaker 1: go from awkward to super awkward real quick. In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. It's on the twenties, Hello, Hey
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  Speaker 1: is this Nick? Yeah, speaking Nick from Summerland High School?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? It's me Eddie. You know Steady Eddie Yang
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Eddie. We took algebra together, remember, and I was
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  Speaker 1: I was always in the back in the corner. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I always wore that Donald Duck hoodie in the back
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  Speaker 1: and I would just sit in there and you know,
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  Speaker 1: crack Eddie, man, I'm I'm ready. Sorry, I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: any of this. Oh it's fine. I didn't really talk
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  Speaker 1: to a lot of people in high school as kind
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  Speaker 1: of a clowners on my web feet. Crack. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: why why you call them? Man? Oh? Yeah, Well I
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  Speaker 1: worked for your cable now and I saw your name
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  Speaker 1: on one of the billing sheets and I was like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: I know that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah it is anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I see here and you have the basic standard cable
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  Speaker 1: package right until now. Someone just got upgraded for free.
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  Speaker 1: Wait serious, I mean you don't have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I got you my brow. You got the Platinum pack now,
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  Speaker 1: all the sports channels, all the movie channels, even Animal
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  Speaker 1: Planet plus. Have you ever seen Saved by the Barn?
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  Speaker 1: I must have missed that one. I'm on the third
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  Speaker 1: season right now. Man, the cow staredowns are incredible. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna juice yourself. Yeah, yeah, I mean great man. Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're welcome. That's really cool. Man. We're algae bros.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Hey just made that up. Yeah. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that, man, I mean I don't you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not owing that much already did Bro? Anyway? When
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  Speaker 1: are we hanging out man? Tonight or tomorrow? What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Both night? Schedules? Wine open man, Eddie. I'm kind of
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  Speaker 1: busy man, you know, like I got a lot going on,
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  Speaker 1: what you know. I mean, I'm I'm in and out
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  Speaker 1: of pound. I'm not I'm not already here that often,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Oh, but I was thinking we could do
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  Speaker 1: Bro stuff, you know, like like we could go rowing,
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  Speaker 1: or we could um we could eat fro yo or both.
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  Speaker 1: We can throw row. I'm full of it today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you certainly are. What about what about the day after tomorrow? Look, Eddie,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you just text me in a couple of
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  Speaker 1: weeks or something, you know, like maybe we can you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe we can grab a beer somewhere or something. But
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I work out of town a lot,
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  Speaker 1: so I see how it is steady Eddie gives you
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  Speaker 1: the hook up and you're like, peace out, man, You
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  Speaker 1: don't you don't need to do that. Well, it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know you really know? Ouch, you know
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  Speaker 1: it's I actually gotta run anyway. Um, but oh all right,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, there's something just popped up on my computer.
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  Speaker 1: I just missed this, not on your account. It looks like, um,
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  Speaker 1: your new platinum package A bill is going to go
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  Speaker 1: up about one hundred and thirty percent at the end
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  Speaker 1: of this amount. Yeah, sorry, bro, I just saw it.
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  Speaker 1: My bad man. You can just go ahead and towns
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  Speaker 1: the latch, you know, I mean no, I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: already put it through. Well then I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: fut your manager then, and I am the manager, so
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that. Is this just like a you
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  Speaker 1: getting back at me because I don't want to hang
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  Speaker 1: out with you? What? No, No, it's just well then
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  Speaker 1: cancel it man. Well, like I said, I worked out
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  Speaker 1: of town. That's why I had the basic package. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want no Platinum package. I don't want no Animal
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  Speaker 1: channel plus you know like animals crack. That's very animals Eddie.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, Okay, let me get them. Hold on, hey,
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  Speaker 1: super Riser, just kidding. It's still me full of Eddie
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  Speaker 1: not funny man, not funny. You know what, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you just go ahead and cancel my service altogether? Okay, fine, Look,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to cancel or whatever you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to come and meet me at the
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  Speaker 1: radio station. No I'm not. That's where I do all
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  Speaker 1: the prank phone calls from. I'm wanting to meet you
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  Speaker 1: and know what a radio No no, no, calm down.
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  Speaker 1: You could meet me and Brook and Jeffrey and Alexis
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  Speaker 1: in the whole bunch. We'd love to have Yet, whack
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  Speaker 1: what I didn't get it, man, so I can't hold
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  Speaker 1: it anymore. This is Jose from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on Why are you freaking serious? Yes, your sister Selene
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  Speaker 1: told us that you've been out of town recently and
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to frank you man love her, So welcome
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  Speaker 1: back in town. Bro. Now you have time to watch
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  Speaker 1: Save by the Barn Baby, get some cows there and
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  Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, we can hold the hands and eat
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  Speaker 1: frown you. The week of every morning was still taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the Twin Broke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning