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Phone Tap PODCAST: Buttons Gets Cut · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d y away. We'll go to one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? Hello? Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: It's buttons? Hello? Yeah, it's buttons. Buttons a clown? Um? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: your wife pook me for a birthday party for your kid?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how's it going? Man? I am pretty well yourself,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm all right not doing that good
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  Speaker 1: right now. Man, I had a rough night. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: scrape with some bad dudes cut me up pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just kind of hanging out licking my wounds
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  Speaker 1: right now. You know. Oh, hey, I'm gonna be over
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  Speaker 1: around two o'clock this afternoon. All right, Well, where are
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  Speaker 1: you going to put my stuff? No? No, no, the
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  Speaker 1: party is not until fun. I know. I'm just wondering
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  Speaker 1: if I crashed there for a couple of days. You know, No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't crash a couple of days. Things are kind
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  Speaker 1: of rough for me now. Man. If you could just
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  Speaker 1: put me up for just a day or so, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do your kids party. I haven't cut you a discount.
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  Speaker 1: How about that I'm you know what I'm about ready
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  Speaker 1: to just say forget about it. Think about this, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: think about this for a second. Think about this for
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  Speaker 1: a second. I'm a grown man, okay, and people call
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  Speaker 1: me buttons when you show up for your job, Garrett?
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  Speaker 1: Do they call you buttons? But they don't? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I know my wife signed you up for this,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know where you know you got your
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  Speaker 1: background from. But I'm just ready to call this thing
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  Speaker 1: off right now. I knew. I knew right now we're done.
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  Speaker 1: I knew this was coming. Man, I knew you were
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  Speaker 1: gonna say no. Well, it's just you know, it's not fair.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have you around my son. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: sound like a sketchy guy, Billy. You knew the stuff
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  Speaker 1: I've been through. Man, I don't even want to get
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  Speaker 1: into it unless you got like three hours in a
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  Speaker 1: Costco sized box of Kleenex to him. You need help,
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  Speaker 1: go shake, help stop clowning, and stop going to ships
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  Speaker 1: parties and being a carl. You can't do it. The
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  Speaker 1: only way that makes me feel better, The only thing
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  Speaker 1: that gets me through my day is knowing I can
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  Speaker 1: twist up another balloon. Animal thro those little rugrats you
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  Speaker 1: got running around, you know, all right, at all period.
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  Speaker 1: I was paid a fee to come perform for your
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  Speaker 1: child and his friends or whatever, maybe some of your
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  Speaker 1: family members. I'm I'm gonna come do my act man,
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  Speaker 1: you're not coming by. If you do, I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a consoting for you. Hey, Garrett, this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brooking Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Are you kidding me? Her wife, Lindsay set
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  Speaker 1: you up. She said that you were planning a party
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  Speaker 1: for your kid and you're nervous about it. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: be kidding me. This is a show. So I'm still
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  Speaker 1: planning on coming over and entertaining those little bats. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: for few, No, Button, don't come over.