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Phone Tap: Cross Country Screw Job · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Question for
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  Speaker 1: alexis when you moved into that new place without seeing
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  Speaker 1: it before? Good idea or bad idea? Did we turn
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  Speaker 1: out all right? How the clogging lessons below your apartment?
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  Speaker 1: There's a there's a few flaws. Oh yeah, makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: And today we call a guy that lives all the
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  Speaker 1: way across the country. He just rented a place virtually
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  Speaker 1: that he's never been to, hasn't seen it yet. Stressful
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  Speaker 1: and unlike other phone pranks where we tell him you
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  Speaker 1: maybe nothing works or there's no windows, or we're going
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  Speaker 1: to install a cell phone tower in his kitchen, we
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  Speaker 1: decided to change it up a bit today and we're
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  Speaker 1: letting him know somebody's already kind of moved in. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: at least our own. Jose Bolanos is going to be
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  Speaker 1: the apartment manager, so I'm sure he's gonna make everything
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  Speaker 1: totally fine. Professional you'll find out how it goes in
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  Speaker 1: your phone. Tap right now the twenty Hello. Hi is
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  Speaker 1: this Henry? Yes, this is hey Henry. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm the Superherot Apartments. How are you today? I'm great?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? I'm doing well. I see your
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  Speaker 1: schedule to move in a few days from now. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm so excited. Thank you. Looks like you're
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  Speaker 1: coming from all the way across the country though. Huh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I got everything in the truck and that was shipped
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  Speaker 1: out already, so I'm pretty excited. Actually, no, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: your unit. I'm right in front of your bedroom door.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and your mattress is already here. We already set
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  Speaker 1: it up for you. Oh nice. Okay, good. Is there
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  Speaker 1: any other questions that you had? By the way, that's
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  Speaker 1: why i'm calling. Do you know how to use the
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  Speaker 1: loading elevator and the key pickup all that stuff? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think you send it in the email. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of all there. I kind of glanced over pretty quickly,
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  Speaker 1: so I just know, Hello, Yeah, I'm here. Hello, No,
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  Speaker 1: I just hear. I don't know if that's just the
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  Speaker 1: phone is kind of odd. Huh yeah. Yeah, I actually
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  Speaker 1: started hold on for one second. Okay, okay, Hey Rocky, Rocky, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: keep it down. I'm on the fall. Hello Rocky, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry about that. Um what was this sound like?
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  Speaker 1: Is there something going on there? Oh? I'm sorry that
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  Speaker 1: that's just my cousin, Rocky. I don't know. It sound
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  Speaker 1: like stomping or horses walking by. I don't know. Sounded wild,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know about that. No, he's a photographer. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he just needed a place to work. So he's in
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  Speaker 1: your bedroom right now with the door clothes. Wait. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so like he's in my place. I kind of just
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  Speaker 1: paid first my friends and everything, so like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if aybody should actually be in my
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's gonna be gone by the time you get here,
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  Speaker 1: so don't you sweat. I just make sure. Anyway, did
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  Speaker 1: you need to reserve like a time in the loading
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  Speaker 1: zone and we can get you a dolly twenty five
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  Speaker 1: bucks an hour. You can rent a dolly from us,
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  Speaker 1: like a hand truck. I'm sorry, do you need a
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  Speaker 1: hand truck? What? Like? What? What? What the hell is
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  Speaker 1: going on over there? That's Rocky, he's uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's just working. But he's really passionate about his work.
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  Speaker 1: So don't worry. I'm gonna make sure he's gone. When
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  Speaker 1: you come in, everything's gonna be for an ass your
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  Speaker 1: own You're gonna bring your own sheets, right, yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: who's the girl? I hear laughing in the background. What
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  Speaker 1: is going on? Oh? Hold on, sorry, Rocky, Rocky, I
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  Speaker 1: can hear you. Keep it down. What is he doing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a bad look for the new tenant.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm on the phone with the new tenant
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  Speaker 1: right now that he can hear you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: hold for like ten seconds. It's bro, you're an animal,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. This can't be happening, man. I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what that was. But you know artists, right,
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  Speaker 1: they're always doing their own thing. Hey listen, I'm not dumb.
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  Speaker 1: I know what's happening, like you do. You can't be
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  Speaker 1: doing that before I get in there, like this, This
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  Speaker 1: is ridiculous. No, I mean I made sure they have
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  Speaker 1: their socks on. You know, what does that have to
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  Speaker 1: do with anything? I think this is absolutely not kosher.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't approve of this, but you guys are
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  Speaker 1: doing that way. They don't get the bed dirty while
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  Speaker 1: they're jumping on it. What are the bocks on? No,
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  Speaker 1: that is not jumping. I know what's going on. You
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  Speaker 1: guys can't be doing on my bed. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: what is going on? Then? What? What the heck? I
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  Speaker 1: thought they were taking pictures in there? Oh my god, Rocky,
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  Speaker 1: shut it out? What is going on in my plate?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I want to join in back?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, you're not a job one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh how does that even fit? And what's that smell?
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  Speaker 1: How did you do when you're Rocky? Listen? How is
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  Speaker 1: she still laughing? Hello? I need keep back on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back, I'm back, and I'm so sorry. I can't
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  Speaker 1: hold it anymore. Dude. This is jose from Breaking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. What is her radio show? Man? We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What is that? What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? Phone tap? A phone tap? It's a
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  Speaker 1: phone prank? So sorry, I cut set up a boy.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Jane, she gave us you're gonna move in
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  Speaker 1: and you're worried about your cross country move so, oh
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  Speaker 1: oh god, oh my god, I get it. I and
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  Speaker 1: they're done? What was that? I'm sorry? Oh they're back
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  Speaker 1: at it. Never mind, how terrible man, I'm not terrible Rocky.
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  Speaker 1: He's terrible Rocky. You machine. Maybe there are some horses
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  Speaker 1: in here. I swear it sounded like horses. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are crazy, like you know, the sound defect are ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: There may be a horse in there, Dude, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want to open the door anymore. Welcome, Oh, my
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  Speaker 1: guys are crazy. Wake up every morning with foone tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: morning