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Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Dog is Flirty · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away or go to one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be
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  Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. What
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred Hello? Hi is Ian there? Yeah? This is
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  Speaker 1: ian Ian. How are you? My name is Casey. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know me. I got your number from a mutual friend. Um,
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  Speaker 1: you have a chocolate lab right, yes I do? Okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: I got the right guy. Well, I go to the
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  Speaker 1: dog park sometimes that you go to. Uh huh, and
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  Speaker 1: your dog has been flirting with me NonStop. I'm I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: What your dog, Yeah, has just been flirting with me
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  Speaker 1: like crazy. What the hell does that mean. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you an example. The first time I went there, he
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  Speaker 1: just came up and rubbed against my leg out of
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  Speaker 1: no out of nowhere, like I'm minding my own business
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  Speaker 1: and he just came dog rubbed against your leg. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he does that a couple other things, But yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: this do that? Why are you wasting my time? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that it's a little uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: for me to go to the dog park with your
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  Speaker 1: dog being so aggressive with me. Do you have a
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  Speaker 1: problem with that? He's not there all day, find a
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  Speaker 1: different time to go to the park. Well, yeah, please,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I don't have a problem with him being there,
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  Speaker 1: if you could just sort of convince him to stop
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  Speaker 1: flirting so much. What the hell does that mean? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it means that the flirting is making me uncomfortable and
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  Speaker 1: I can't enjoy flirting. What's wrong is what is flirting?
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  Speaker 1: You've never seen him making eyes at me, making eyes
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  Speaker 1: at you. Do you even have a dog? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have any business being in this dog park? Are you
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  Speaker 1: going over there to stop out animals that you want to?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a dog, but I do go to that dog park
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  Speaker 1: off dog and you you don't give a dog, just
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  Speaker 1: as I suspect it. You're some pervert. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: wasting my time? I don't have a dog because I
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  Speaker 1: have an apartment. They don't you know what? Show up?
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  Speaker 1: Show up there next time and you come up to
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  Speaker 1: me in person. You tell me that my dog is
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  Speaker 1: flirting with you. I want to know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be able to tell what you look like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you Ferbert? Okay, now that's a little mean, don't you think, sir? No?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go there right now. I can be there in
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  Speaker 1: five minutes. How about you? But I was being alf websites?
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  Speaker 1: Are you listed on? Did you have to tell the
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  Speaker 1: neighbors when you moved to town? Tell them you creep? Okay, listen.
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  Speaker 1: If you're asking if I have feelings for your dog, sir,
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  Speaker 1: the answer is no, I don't. I'm not asking. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're some sort of a creep. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: guessing that you're not going to ask your dog to
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  Speaker 1: stop flirting with me? Are you kidding me? You're lucky.
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  Speaker 1: I don't stick my dog on you use my number.
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  Speaker 1: Unless you talk to your dog, I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: take out a restraining order on him to psychopath because
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  Speaker 1: I've got a restraint. Do whatever you want. Let me
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  Speaker 1: get you into a courtroom, all right, you Perbert? Will
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  Speaker 1: you let your dog know that I am taken and
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  Speaker 1: I have a wife. All right? I pity your white
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  Speaker 1: you sick Ferbert, Come back down there, come down here,
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  Speaker 1: meet meet the dog park. Co mouth. Now you're flirting
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  Speaker 1: with me like dog like master like Now you're like,
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  Speaker 1: come down to the dog park and we can sit
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  Speaker 1: on a bench and maybe make out for an hour
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  Speaker 1: or so, right, is that where you're telling you pervert?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you get your rast down here. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go we meet the dog park. What this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Relax, relax, it's a joke. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Who is a joke? Who are you? This is Jewbil
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. If your wife
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  Speaker 1: Jessica set you up, I'm on the radio. Yes, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Jessica says that you meet a lot of
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  Speaker 1: weird people at the dog park, so she wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to creep you out. You have noe of them, None
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  Speaker 1: of them want to date my dog.