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Phone Tap: Internet Candy Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who recently signed up online
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  Speaker 2: to get a life coach. He told his girlfriend he
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  Speaker 2: thought he needed some more focus and guidance in order
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  Speaker 2: to reach his goals. So we got to make this
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  Speaker 2: call quick before he gets in touch with the real
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  Speaker 2: life coach. In the meantime, though, Brook's gonna fill in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she may not be licensed or quote unquote.
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  Speaker 3: Saye who needs that?
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  Speaker 2: But she does have something the other mentors don't. A
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  Speaker 2: background track of uplifting inspirational music.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the secret.
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  Speaker 2: Hear it in your phone?
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  Speaker 4: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 5: Another Hello, Hi, Nicholas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, who's this?
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  Speaker 3: I'm your new life coach. My name is Carrie. Ok.
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  Speaker 3: That's oak e y ok okay.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We don't have a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Of time together today, but the time we have is
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  Speaker 5: going to be constructive.
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  Speaker 3: So through our.
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  Speaker 5: Life Coach website, I have read your profile and listen.
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  Speaker 5: I came up with three important steps that are going
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  Speaker 5: to change your life. I need you to write them
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  Speaker 5: down right now.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I wasn't even sure I wanted to go through
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  Speaker 4: with it. I just filled that thing out.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes the universe brings you to the right place. Other
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  Speaker 5: times it drops you off at a dumpster behind an Arby's.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not your dumpster. Let's get to step one. I
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  Speaker 5: need you to buy a website.
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  Speaker 4: What that's life advice? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Because step two is going to make sense.
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  Speaker 5: I need you to max out your credit card, preferably
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  Speaker 5: a platinum visa card.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I'll give you my referral code later.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean max out my credit card?
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  Speaker 5: And step three you just buy as much candy as
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  Speaker 5: you can and start selling it to the world.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you are going to sell candy to children all
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  Speaker 5: across the internet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand what's going on.
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  Speaker 5: I need to ask you, who can take tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: Can you dip it in a dream?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Dreams plural, separate the sorrow and collectible the cream.
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  Speaker 3: The candy man can, I can't hear you? The candy
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  Speaker 3: man can?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Nicholing you look off your phone right now.
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  Speaker 5: This is going to change your life, Nicholas. We are
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  Speaker 5: putting you on a new path apart.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what's really going on. Is this really
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  Speaker 4: your advice? You want me to buy and sell candy.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you're hearing me, Nicholas, but you're not
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  Speaker 3: feeling me.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm hearing you. You're telling me to buy a
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  Speaker 4: website sell candy to children online. I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: that is supposed to help me. I'm looking for life advice,
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  Speaker 4: not candy entrepreneurial advice.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Nicholas, I want you to close your eyes.
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  Speaker 5: Why because I can sense your doubt and I am
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  Speaker 5: going to take those doubts away by dipping.
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  Speaker 3: Them in chocolate and caramel and selling it to a child.
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  Speaker 3: Sprinkle it with dow Oh that's gonna context. Or take
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  Speaker 3: the child. That's money and your sorrows will be through.
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  Speaker 4: What else do you.
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  Speaker 3: Feel that, Nicholas. Change is in the air. You're the
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  Speaker 3: candy band.
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  Speaker 4: This is the creepiest phone call, Nicholas.
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  Speaker 3: That's all the time we have for today.
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  Speaker 4: What do you What are you talking about? We don't
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  Speaker 4: do anything.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to know that I don't accept cash payment.
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  Speaker 4: Good because I was not going to pay you.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, all I'm going to ask from you is that
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  Speaker 5: you sing to me no, because months later, if you
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  Speaker 5: realize this advice has changed your life, you'll feel like, Wow,
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  Speaker 5: she really impacted me, and you'll just want to break
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  Speaker 5: out into songs.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, stop?
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  Speaker 5: Did you ever know that on your heat I can't
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  Speaker 5: hear you, Nicholas.
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  Speaker 3: And everything you would like to be.
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  Speaker 4: We stopped playing music to.
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  Speaker 3: You. You can fly higher than an e gold. That's
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  Speaker 3: so high, God.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm the wind beneath your weed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure thats not how the song goes.
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  Speaker 5: That was from my heart, Nicholas, and also from your
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  Speaker 5: girlfriend Gina. What the one who set you up for
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  Speaker 5: this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a joke, okay, because a candy man can
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  Speaker 5: and so can Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: No, are you with me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: It's please those thing anymore?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Nicholas, we changed your life.
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  Speaker 4: You ruined my morning.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen, Gina just wanted to tell you that she's
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  Speaker 5: proud of you for following through on the life coach thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, after this, I don't even know if
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna need it.
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  Speaker 4: You fixed everything. I'm ready to sell candy to toddlers
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  Speaker 4: on the web.
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  Speaker 3: I will expect five percent of the cut.
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  Speaker 4: Though, great dang
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  Speaker 5: The week up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 5: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning