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Phone Tap: Free Froyo Freakout · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners wanted to set up her husband
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  Speaker 1: for a prank because he's been going to a frozen
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  Speaker 1: yogurt shop a lot lately.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah tis the season, Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: And whenever he comes back, he's raving about it. So
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  Speaker 1: she went with him one time and was completely appalled
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  Speaker 1: at the amount of free sample cups he was taking.
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  Speaker 1: That's why today Jose poses as the manager and calls
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  Speaker 1: to have an awkward conversation with the guy in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty hu.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, I'm looking for a Jeremy or is it tall Bot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm looking for Jeremy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Jeremy.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Jeremy, good morning. I'm the manager over here at
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  Speaker 3: Miss Frozen Yogurt.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing okay.
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  Speaker 2: How did you get my number? That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I just wanted to call and talk to you
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  Speaker 3: about some of your recent visits to our establishment.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but how'd you get my information?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You registered on our website.
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  Speaker 3: You know, everybody with a member card has to enter
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  Speaker 3: in their phone numbers, so easy for us to track anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The reason why I'm calling, though, is just to let
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: We first off, totally appreciate your business.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's like it's one of my favorite spots.
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  Speaker 3: We know, some of the employees actually have noticed that
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  Speaker 3: you've been coming in.
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  Speaker 2: A lot lately.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean like a lot, like the capital
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  Speaker 3: a capital l Yeah, capitalize the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know. That's okay, right, Well, coming in is okay.
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  Speaker 3: But we've noticed you've been going through your fair share
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  Speaker 3: of sample cups.
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  Speaker 2: Huh those are fun. Okay, it's too fun.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a problem?
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  Speaker 2: It's getting to be Yeah, they're literally free cups? Like,
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  Speaker 2: how is that a problem?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, uh, you wouldn't think it's a problem. But with you.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, we've been tracking your sample intake and it is
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  Speaker 3: out of control.
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  Speaker 2: Are to an okay in life, buddy? You just said
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  Speaker 2: you're tracking my samples. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When we noticed that everything is almost empty after you leave, we.
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  Speaker 2: Had to start a system, so we are tracking. Yeah, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like there's a little bit of shaming going
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  Speaker 2: on right now, and I really don't appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: No, we we are not trying to sample shame you.
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  Speaker 3: You're one of our best customers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, then what are you trying to do?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we are a business. We need to make money,
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  Speaker 3: so from now on, we will be charging you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what, one dollar per sample. That's not happening. It
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  Speaker 2: is happening.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not happening. Okay, I'm a loyal customer.
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  Speaker 3: There's a fine line between loyalty and robbery.
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  Speaker 2: We're dabbling a little. You can go that. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why you're doing this to me. That's kind of funny, huh.
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  Speaker 2: The frozen yogurt manager goes to hell. Sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: bad movie. Well, you're having a whole lot of fun
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  Speaker 2: with this, but you're basically charging me for something that's
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  Speaker 2: free to everybody else.
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  Speaker 3: If you think about it, samples aren't meant to be
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  Speaker 3: just that samples. You're treating them like they're some free
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  Speaker 3: marguerite as in a Mexican prison, just bottomless bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think this is so funny? Wait, you
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  Speaker 2: don't think it is. No, I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're being an asshole.
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  Speaker 3: Okay again, the manager of a frozen yogurt business. All right,
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  Speaker 3: just trying to make money.
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  Speaker 1: That's all for my frozen yogurt.
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  Speaker 2: Do I try the samples and we.
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  Speaker 3: Love that you always pay for the yogurt, and we
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  Speaker 3: accept your four dollars.
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  Speaker 2: But it's the gallons before that that are coming an issue.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, get that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are trying to charge me for absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Jeremy, look you sound upset. You know what to make
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  Speaker 3: it feel better? A free sample?
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  Speaker 1: What huh?
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite one? You tell me what is it?
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  Speaker 2: You said they were going to cost a dollar Apple.
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  Speaker 3: Well, course it's free for everybody else, but yours will
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  Speaker 3: be a doll.
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  Speaker 2: How does that make any such? You know what.
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  Speaker 3: It really doesn't make sense, none of this does. This
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  Speaker 3: is a prank phone call. It's not supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck are you talking about? Bro? This isn't real.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a radio host. My name's jose from Brick and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. Put a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: What's a phone tap? It's a prank phone call. Your
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend Divina set you up, man, Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: She said you've been eating a lot of frozen yogurt
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  Speaker 3: lately at this new yogurt place.
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  Speaker 2: You're obsessed.
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  Speaker 3: I love it, yeah, I mean, oh my god, but
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  Speaker 3: specifically the samples.
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  Speaker 2: You came home and said, there's a lot of free samples.
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  Speaker 1: Bro I taste a little bit of beaches where they
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  Speaker 1: have the cup.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's it, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Two dollars per sample from now on, Okay cash on one.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,