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Phone Tap: Terry Finds Residue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: enjoy your doctor. Yeah, like, yeah, I love my doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor cow shout out. My doctors keep quitting on me
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  Speaker 1: for some reason. I get a message every six months.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you got to find a new one. I'm like, why, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have something. You're like, what does the waite say, doctor? Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's just say that you do like your doctor. And
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  Speaker 1: let's say you've been going to the same doctor for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. Yeah, that's my doctor. Now let's say
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  Speaker 1: someone me is posing as the schedule for the office
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  Speaker 1: and I call to say, hey, your appointment is confirmed,
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  Speaker 1: but we do have some new rules for the waiting
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  Speaker 1: room that you've definitely violated in the Paris So before
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  Speaker 1: you come in, let's just get on the same page here.
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  Speaker 1: How would you feel then, angry, frustrated, and embarrassed all
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  Speaker 1: the above, defensive, because that's what happens with one woman
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  Speaker 1: when I call her in your brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Terry
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  Speaker 1: calling from doctor's office. I'm looking for Tracy. This is Tracy. Hi, Tracy,
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  Speaker 1: could you hold for a second real quick? Okay, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is my Jimmy Trury here? Yeah? I ordered a Jimmy Trurrey.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know when it gets here. I'm really hungry. Hi. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm back. I just got a little grumbly there and
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  Speaker 1: I thought, where's my lunch? Okay? You know? Yeah, uh
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  Speaker 1: so why are you hi? Oh yeah, sorry, I almost
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  Speaker 1: lost my head there for a second, you know. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just confirming that you an appointment next Tuesday, four pm. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be there. Oh that's fantastic news. And just one
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  Speaker 1: quick note for you. When you arrive, make sure to
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  Speaker 1: check in at the front desk, and please do not
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  Speaker 1: touch any of the magazines in the waiting room. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like some sort of a healthy thing that
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  Speaker 1: they're doing now like this, No, it's it's just a
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  Speaker 1: note from my office manager. Val. She said the last
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  Speaker 1: time that you were here, you left some sort of
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  Speaker 1: residue on them. I left residue on the magazine. M yeah,
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  Speaker 1: looks like on a few of them here. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you that that absolutely did
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  Speaker 1: not happen. And I'm kind of offended that you would
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  Speaker 1: even say that to me. Okay, well, let's not get
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  Speaker 1: too hotty in the toddies. It's just a little note
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  Speaker 1: from my office manager, Val. She wanted me to pass
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  Speaker 1: it on. Okay, well, tell Val that that absolutely didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm really offended, and I just like this, it's
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  Speaker 1: just this isn't terre bizarre. Well, my note from Val
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  Speaker 1: says that she caught you snack attacking a kit kat
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  Speaker 1: bar on the melty side while you were waiting. But
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  Speaker 1: you're saying that's not true. You guys keep notes on
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  Speaker 1: what people are doing in the waiting room. That's really weird.
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  Speaker 1: You're not answering the question, though, were you or weren't you? What?
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  Speaker 1: I what were you taking a break? Taking a break
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  Speaker 1: off that kitcat bar? Listen, Terry, Like, I don't find
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  Speaker 1: this funny or cute, and you're accusing me of doing
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  Speaker 1: something I did not do. Sorry, hold please hold please
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  Speaker 1: thou Okay, oh is that my Jimmy Jerry? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh it startles the clown right now, thal, come on,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, Terry. Oh sorry, sort to stop worrying about
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  Speaker 1: your dance, jimy tchurry here and seriously practice an actual
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  Speaker 1: customer service. I am so sorry. I'm just completely hunger
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  Speaker 1: games right now, and I don't know what to do
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  Speaker 1: with myself. Well, I don't want to hear it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: sage received, So I'm just confirming we will see you
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesday. And remember no touching those magazines, Racy. Yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. I am so offended by this call
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  Speaker 1: right now that I am just gonna take my business
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  Speaker 1: elsewhere because I think this is so unprofessional. No, no, Tracy,
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  Speaker 1: don't leave us. I don't feel comfortable even going into
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  Speaker 1: your office, let alone touching your magazines or well. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, you're not allowed to touch them. I already
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  Speaker 1: told you that. But second, doctor B is very accepting
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  Speaker 1: of your condition. My condition. I don't have a condition.
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  Speaker 1: You're just saying there needs to be boundaries. You need
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  Speaker 1: to stop talking, Terry. Okay, you sound angry. Do you
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  Speaker 1: maybe need a Snickers bar? I swear to go always satisfied.
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  Speaker 1: I'm through with you. Give me vow. Okay, put her
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm so upset right now, Okay, hold on. No, Well,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't realize it's a prank phone call yet. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to do. What should I just tell her?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Ye so yeah, Racy, Sorry, this isn't
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  Speaker 1: Terry from the doctor's office. My name's Jeff from Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? I'm serious, this is all a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Your sister Kim set you up for it.
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  Speaker 1: No way. Yeah. And when I talked to her, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what do you think? Like, how should we
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  Speaker 1: prank her? And she said, I don't know. All I
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  Speaker 1: know is that she ate a kit kat. When I
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  Speaker 1: went with her the doctor's office, I was like, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got this. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed that
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  Speaker 1: just happened. I just I didn't even know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you need to take a break, Give
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  Speaker 1: me a break, Give me a break, break bar. I
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  Speaker 1: will never think of that song the same way again.
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