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Phone Tap: Jenna's Mom Has Got It Going On · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I think the perspective from any young single lady out
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  Speaker 1: there is they would be so lucky to have Brooke
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  Speaker 1: Fox as their mother.
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  Speaker 2: That funny, Okay, I'm not home.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying any any girl would be lucky to have
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  Speaker 1: you as their mom.
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  Speaker 2: You mean a young like toddler aged girl, That's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, sure, there's the nagging and the drinking
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  Speaker 1: and not coming home home, not coming home, so sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: you better fix yourself some cereal for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: But they had dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, and the technically be considered negligence under the
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  Speaker 1: guidelines of Child Production Services. Brook does offer one big plus.
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  Speaker 1: She can be very, very protective over her young love.
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  Speaker 1: That's why she's gonna pose as a mother of a
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  Speaker 1: young lady who matched with a guy on Tinder, and
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  Speaker 1: before they go out, Brook just wants to give the
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  Speaker 1: guy the business. So after you hear a text in
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  Speaker 1: seventy five nine, do tell us would you want Brookes
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  Speaker 1: your mom?
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  Speaker 2: I think you're gonna want it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see what they said. You're here, it's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Another Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Corey. This is Corey, ask
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  Speaker 2: you sing Hi Corey, you match with my daughter Jenna
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  Speaker 2: on Tinder and you guys are going out tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Jenna's mom.
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  Speaker 2: Surprise you got that right? Yes, I'm Jenna's mom.
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  Speaker 3: How are you doing better?
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  Speaker 2: Now that you're on the phone. You have thirty seconds
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  Speaker 2: to impress me?
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  Speaker 3: Go, Willam? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I'll give you forty five Go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening right now. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're a slow one, but I bet you're cute, right,
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  Speaker 2: That's why Jenna picked you. Okay, anyway, I already explained.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jenna's mom and I know you're taking her out tonight,
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  Speaker 2: but I just want to make sure that you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be more than just a hot slab of beef.
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  Speaker 2: That's me talking, not Jenna. Okay, you're meeting her tonight
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  Speaker 2: at eight? Right? Yeah, Well, you and I should do
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  Speaker 2: a little prefunk Q and A a few hours before.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say?
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  Speaker 3: Does she know that you're calling me right now?
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter? But what does matter is your answer to
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  Speaker 2: this question. Do you like massage parlors? I run one
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  Speaker 2: by the airport. It's called Satchmo's Revenge.
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  Speaker 3: Have you been in No, I can't say I have.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, most guys on tender have, so I'm disappointed
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  Speaker 2: but also kind of impressed. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: actually a little busy before eight, and it was nice
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  Speaker 3: to meet you, missus Jenna's mom. But I really have
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  Speaker 3: to go now. I just have a few things I
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  Speaker 3: got to do before eight o'clock tonight.
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  Speaker 2: So I see you're going to the drug store to
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  Speaker 2: buy some prophylactics.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to get off the phone now.
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  Speaker 2: You know. I got to say good for you. It
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  Speaker 2: is better to be safe than sorry. But I were you,
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  Speaker 2: I would just buy double. I mean, my daughter is
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  Speaker 2: quite the promiscuous porcupine.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, look her mama, listen like, I'm sure a really
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  Speaker 3: nice lady. I appreciate that she has a loving and
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  Speaker 3: carrying mother, patiscating.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that I'm on Tinder?
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't doubt it.
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  Speaker 2: But don't you think it's weird that we've never matched?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's weird because I've lim in
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  Speaker 3: my search on the age twenty seven years. So no,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I'm twenty seven on there, Okay, okay, I'm a young kitten, ma'am, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling a little uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: But you can call me nimmy. I mean that's what
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  Speaker 2: all the boys at the horse track call me.
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  Speaker 3: Nimmy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. I'm partial to jockeys, you know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if it's the old smell of saddles.
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  Speaker 3: Or Okay, right, you can just let your daughter know
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually not going to meet her now at eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what, You're not interested in my daughter anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Not interested in you being so interested in me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Could we set her up with your brother Shane then?
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  Speaker 3: Or my brother?
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  Speaker 2: I have an even better idea. What about a double date?
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  Speaker 2: What you me Shane and Jenna?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell is going on right now? How is
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  Speaker 3: my brother involved? How do you think know Shane?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because Shane told us you were going on a
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  Speaker 2: tender date tonight with a girl named Jenna, and that's
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  Speaker 2: why he wanted to set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call. This is actually Broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 2: tap on you. I'm not. I'm not Jenna's mom, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I hope not. I hope.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was awkward. You have no idea
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  Speaker 3: how many times I hung up, almost hung up the
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  Speaker 3: phone on your That one is so weird.
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  Speaker 2: That's because you can't resist, Nimmi weeke up. Every morning
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  Speaker 2: was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning