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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dr Pepper · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away. We'll go to
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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  Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? He's another Jubila
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty? Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is James. Hey, doctor Pepper. How's an agen? Hello? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Who is this? It's Eric Fire, oh CFO
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  Speaker 1: for the company you work for. Oh, mister f I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. I didn't expect to get a call from you.
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  Speaker 1: Nowhere is doctor Pepper? Oh? Well, I've never been called
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper before. Well, I saw you getting a doctor
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  Speaker 1: Pepper out of the vending machine the other day, So
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  Speaker 1: that's my new nickname for you. What do you think,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper? Um? Well, sir, you know I'm coote nicknames. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you drink doctor Pepper? So I guess I've kind
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  Speaker 1: of earned it, doctor Pepper? Are you a fan? And too? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: You stay with me? What do you say with me? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper, doctor Pepper? Yeah, doctor Pepper, doctor Pepper? So, um,
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  Speaker 1: why did you need anything for me specifically? Or well?
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  Speaker 1: I know we haven't officially met face to face yet,
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  Speaker 1: but I've been following you during your first week, and
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say things aren't looking good. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: noticed a little something about you. Oh what's that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: first off, you should smile a bit more. Okay, every
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  Speaker 1: single time I see around here, you're always looking so serious,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what's so serious? Joker? I am kind
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  Speaker 1: of serious. I'm known for that. I can totally smile
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  Speaker 1: and be a little more affable. You know. Hey, speaking
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  Speaker 1: speaking of showing things off, why the clothes toad shoes?
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  Speaker 1: You know you can wear sandals here, you know, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I've never been a sandal guy. I'm addressed to you. Guy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw it out there. Probably try wearing
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  Speaker 1: some sandals occasionally, Okay. I mean I don't see anyone
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  Speaker 1: else wearing sandals. Doctor Pepper, Doctor pepper, doctor pepper. Yeah. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: part of getting ahead in this company is dressing for success. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right now, you just seem so closed off to me. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know I am news sir. Yeah, you're walking around
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  Speaker 1: with that frowny little face, not showing off those tops.
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  Speaker 1: I don't follow you. Well, I'm just saying you know
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  Speaker 1: maybe if you switched up the shoe game a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: stop making me guess what's underneath there and showed off
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  Speaker 1: those little piggies. Oh wow, Um, so this is getting
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  Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable for me. I gotta be honest. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand why I thought we started things off pretty good,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. You know this is my first week. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really know what I'm doing here, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to get my bearings then and get the ladle land. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: don't take everything so seriously. You know you look tired today.
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  Speaker 1: You're tired. I guess I'm a little bit tired, but
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  Speaker 1: I feel fine. Yeah. You know what helps me when
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  Speaker 1: i'm tired. Coffee, No, and nap. I got a couch
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  Speaker 1: in my office if you want to take a nap. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm all set, thank you, sir. I can take naps
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  Speaker 1: at home, doctor Pepper. It's a comfy couch. It's deep too.
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  Speaker 1: It could be room for both of us on that, Sir.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a ton of work. I don't mean you're rude,
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  Speaker 1: but thank you for taking so much interest in my
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  Speaker 1: first week. I've taken a lot of interest in you,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. Oh, what sort of a pet project of mine? Really? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so what do you think something? Boy? I take a nap.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think I should just kind of deal
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  Speaker 1: with my manager right now and get my bearing straight,
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  Speaker 1: just kind of on my team. I'm gonna be direct
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  Speaker 1: with you. Doctor Pepper. Sounds to me like you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to raise a raise, sir. I just started working
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  Speaker 1: here three days ago. It's my first week. I know that,
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper. But play your cards right and maybe I
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  Speaker 1: can fast track. Yeah. Have you ever been fast tracked before?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Fast track gained
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  Speaker 1: the conference from after hours. If you want, sir, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Are you hitting on me? Are you hitting on me? H? No?
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  Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend. Do you want to be hit on?
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  Speaker 1: H No? I'm great. Then I think I understand what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying professionally. No, I'm not. Uh huh. You get
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Keep it our secret. I'm not following
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  Speaker 1: any of this. And I just started this job and
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  Speaker 1: I'm just here to work. And if I do good
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  Speaker 1: work and get a raised down the road, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just not comfortable with the way this competition is.
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  Speaker 1: God are you doing kissing noises at me? Oh, doctor Pepper,
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  Speaker 1: why would I ever do that? Now, I'm just eating
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  Speaker 1: some sunflower seeds I got. I'm stuck in my teeth. Listen, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: mister Fis, I feel like this is really crossing the line.
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  Speaker 1: Do I need to get HR involved in this very
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable HR? You mean Henry Robbins from down the hall.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the people in HR, but never thought
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  Speaker 1: of it. But sure, I like how your mind works,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. Let's get a third in on this business transaction.
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  Speaker 1: You know when they're I got a to adopted this.
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  Speaker 1: I am not okay with this, and this is ending.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ending this conversation right now. Oh come on, relax,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. I said, don't call me doctor Pepper. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. No. My name is Dame okay, and my
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  Speaker 1: name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a prank phone call? What this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your new co workers
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  Speaker 1: Anna and Ingrid set you up? Okay, wait, what's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Your new co workers Anna and Ingrid set you up
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  Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. Oh my god. Wow. They
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  Speaker 1: said they wanted to welcome you to your first week
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  Speaker 1: on the job and they think you're cute. They said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cute. No, I just added that on my own,
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  Speaker 1: but they didn't want to mess with you, okay, because
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  Speaker 1: they're like fifty years old and not my type.