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Phone Tap: Spoon Your Supervisor · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: phone Tap, a guy emailed the show asking us to
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  Speaker 1: prank his friend because they both work at a warehouse
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  Speaker 1: and apparently his buddy is always sneaking naps in the back,
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  Speaker 1: should be up doing his job right now. Yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 1: so far the boss hasn't caught on, but today his
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  Speaker 1: luck's about to run out when his new supervisor calls
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  Speaker 1: to tell him he knows all about the secret naps
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  Speaker 1: and there is gonna be some swift and unusual consequences.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi is Joel. There? This Joel. Hey Joel. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Don Will. I'm the new supervisor at manufacturing. How's
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  Speaker 1: it going, Hey, JN it's it's I didn't know you're
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  Speaker 1: going to call, but nice to meet you. Yeah, well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: it good to meet you. I am sorry to call
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  Speaker 1: you on your day off here, but I do need
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  Speaker 1: to address a situation that's come up. Okay, so my
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  Speaker 1: first order of business was to check out the surveillance
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  Speaker 1: video from the warehouse. You just to make sure everything's
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  Speaker 1: been running. Okay, of course, makes sense. Well, it looks
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  Speaker 1: like we have video of you sleeping in the back
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  Speaker 1: one m. Yeah, it looks like it happened more than once.
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  Speaker 1: Would you care to say anything about that. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of a serious allegation. Yeah, well, you go ahead. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't actually been getting a lot of sleep lately. I've
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  Speaker 1: been in this industry for a long time, my friend,
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  Speaker 1: and most companies, I'll tell you what, fire someone for
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  Speaker 1: doing this. I mean, I hear you, but but please
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  Speaker 1: please don't fire me. I really can't afford to lose
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  Speaker 1: my job right now. Look, I know we've never worked together,
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  Speaker 1: but there's something that you should probably know about me. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Truth is I like to take the occasional nap as well. Guilty.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's that's good to hear. And my office
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  Speaker 1: has a large couch in it, so I can lock
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  Speaker 1: the door and take a power nap for a half hour.
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  Speaker 1: It's really nice that that sounds very nice. Well, here's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm getting at. Okay, maybe we can make a deal.
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  Speaker 1: I won't fire you for sleeping in the warehouse as
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  Speaker 1: long as you agree to be my cuddle buddy in
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  Speaker 1: the office. Are you doing what you know? Nothing weird
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  Speaker 1: at all, just strictly cuddling. What do you say? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but no, that's that's not appropriate. I just
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  Speaker 1: sleep better when someone's holding me, sir. I'm just very uncomfortable,
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  Speaker 1: probably because you're not being cuddled at the moment that
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  Speaker 1: make you feel nice and comfortable. Um, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: just looked at your schedule here. You and I are
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  Speaker 1: both on shift at the same time Mondays and Wednesdays,
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  Speaker 1: so this could work out. No, no, sorry, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what. But before you just shout out no, let's
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  Speaker 1: try a test run tomorrow. Listen what happens. I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. I'm married. I have a wife. This wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be okay. But I don't think you're hearing me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not asking for anything perverted, just a straight up bro
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  Speaker 1: on bro cuddle sesh man to man. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: If it's just wrote to bro cuddling, that's I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to be big spoon or little spoon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with either one. No, sir, sir, are you
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  Speaker 1: into stuffies when you sleep? Because I have a camel
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  Speaker 1: named Carl. He's got a big hump in his back.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like a little hump on yours? Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting very uncomfortable here, and I think we need to
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  Speaker 1: end this conversation. I don't want to have to report
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  Speaker 1: you to ownership. I'm trying to work things out with you.
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  Speaker 1: This just feels wrong. It's like blackmail. You're saying, cuddle
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  Speaker 1: met or else. It's a tough choice. I know I
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  Speaker 1: can't afford to get fired. Okay, I hear that I
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  Speaker 1: have too much responsibility. If I get it one time?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe all right, now we're talking. But if I did you,
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  Speaker 1: we have to do it so none of the other
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  Speaker 1: guys will work found out. All right, Well, it's a
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  Speaker 1: little too late for that. What you meet. Your coworker,
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  Speaker 1: Parker already knows all about it, because he's the one
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  Speaker 1: who set you up for this prank. Call. Yeah man, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he sounded so nurse dude, you relax. My name is
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  Speaker 1: jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Let's call the phone tap. Yes, I talked to Parker
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  Speaker 1: right before I called. He told me how you've been
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  Speaker 1: falling asleep in the warehouse and so he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: prank you me. I get tired, man, like I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: like hours of maps. Oh my god, Hey, we all
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  Speaker 1: get tired. Let's get tired together. No, thank you. You're
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  Speaker 1: you're the one who said that you would actually cuddle
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  Speaker 1: with him. So I mean, I'm not going to lose
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  Speaker 1: my job. And I said, maybe I counsider at one time. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: a little spoon thir enough. I would be the little pill.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with taps weekday Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning.