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Phone Tap: Nookin' The Upstairs Neighbor · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: we understand probably better than anyone how hard it is
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  Speaker 1: to function on very little sleep. Sleep. Jose only got
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  Speaker 1: fourteen hours, so text your sympathy in now to seven
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  Speaker 1: eighty five nine two. It's the nap. If I don't
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  Speaker 1: get a three hour nap on top of the exactly
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  Speaker 1: I'll say it's especially frustrating when your lack of sleep
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  Speaker 1: is caused by loud, noisy neighbors. Oh my god, my god.
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  Speaker 1: That's why today I call a woman who just filed
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  Speaker 1: a complain about the residence upstairs from her. So now
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be my job to intervene in the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest way possible. You'll hear it in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. The twenties, Hello, Hi, is this Natalie from Apartments? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is. Who's calling Hi. My name's Bob Nightstick. I'm
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  Speaker 1: from the management company who oversees your apartment complex. Oh hi,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you got my email. Yes, what this is about.
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  Speaker 1: We saw you sent in a complaint last week regarding
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  Speaker 1: some noise coming from the apartment above you. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: it's been really bad. I'm getting really stressed out about it. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I'm so sorry that you've been having
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  Speaker 1: to deal with that, and I'm just gonna look at
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  Speaker 1: your email real quick. Here. You said your sleep was
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  Speaker 1: disrupted from quote, vigorous love making sounds that lasted for
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  Speaker 1: an extended amount of time. Is that correct? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I said. I mean people above me are getting
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  Speaker 1: it on and they're really loud, and I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. I want you to know, Natalie that we
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  Speaker 1: take this very seriously. So I actually went over to
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  Speaker 1: your building and hung outside the apartment door for three
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  Speaker 1: consecutive nights. Oh well, that's kind of creepy, huh, I
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  Speaker 1: mean detailed, hard working. No, I mean like that's sort
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  Speaker 1: of like stokersh Isn't it like you were just there?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing stockish about it that you had a complaint,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just trying to be a good employee
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  Speaker 1: and follow through to see what it was about, because
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  Speaker 1: I need to know the facts. Okay, So I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna go over some of my notes here with you,
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  Speaker 1: since you're the one who filed the complaint and you
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  Speaker 1: are taking notes. That's right. So Night one, I wrote
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  Speaker 1: down ten five pm pleasurable noises heard somewhat loud, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, but tolerable moaning reminded me of being at
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  Speaker 1: the zoo with my dad. I think I made a
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  Speaker 1: lot of progress there. Oh, how how is that helping me? Well?
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  Speaker 1: You know, sorry, I should explain it helps build a
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  Speaker 1: case against the couple, because I can't just go up
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  Speaker 1: there and tell them to stop loving each other. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense. Okay, so let's I think
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  Speaker 1: we're getting somewhere. Let let me get back to my notes.
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  Speaker 1: Night two, ten fifty eight pm. Getting crazy up in
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  Speaker 1: here sounds like some type of motorized kitchen device is
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  Speaker 1: in play. Oh, then I'm gonna skip ahead to eleven
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven pm. The couple has now entered a Gordon
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  Speaker 1: Ramsey role play scenario. Vulgarities were heard, but all done
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  Speaker 1: in the name of passion. Both parties satisfied. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you doing this? Why are you like going there and
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  Speaker 1: taking notes like, oh, well, you just have to tell
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  Speaker 1: them to stop. Well, I'm just sure that you were
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  Speaker 1: wondering the same thing that I was. I mean, they
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  Speaker 1: can't keep this up three nights in a row, this vigorous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to stop you right there. I'm just yes,
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  Speaker 1: they can because they have been well. I'm thorough. So
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to do my due diligence here and I
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  Speaker 1: wrote down Night three, eleven, twenty one pm. Rambunctious, enjoyable
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  Speaker 1: sounds got me cheering. You go, Gary go. That's really weird,
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  Speaker 1: really great for Gary though. It goes on. The couple
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  Speaker 1: caught me listening at the front door, Oh god, and
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  Speaker 1: invited me in. This took a really weird turn, really fast.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I said. I was in the same boat.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what was I supposed to do? Say no
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  Speaker 1: to a polite invitation? I don't want to know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know what I don't want to know. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay, I can't really say what did happen? I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know anymore. I've heard enough. You're right,
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  Speaker 1: You're right. I'm not going to say anymore about what happened,
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  Speaker 1: but I will tell you I'm going to be back
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  Speaker 1: this weekend to gather more intel. We're inside the apartment
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  Speaker 1: this time, like, what are you talking about? This sounds
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  Speaker 1: like an So now they're going to be three people.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the total amount. There could be four, six, eight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm up for anything, and it's so confused.
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  Speaker 1: So you are now you're calling to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: instead of solving this problem, you are now part of
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  Speaker 1: the problem. I'm going undercover, ma'am. No, you are having
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  Speaker 1: group sex right above me, and I won't be able
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  Speaker 1: to sleep even worse, and that I've talked to you
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  Speaker 1: makes it even worse. I think just if I get
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  Speaker 1: a few more weeks of information, No, no, no. If
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  Speaker 1: you're wondering how involved I am, no, No, I'm mainly
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  Speaker 1: focused on your best friend Lisa. She's going to be
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  Speaker 1: there too, Lisa. I can read you the notes that
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  Speaker 1: I get on her. What yesterday, nine fifty six am,
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  Speaker 1: Lisa sends email asking to prank her best friend on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. I hungrily accept. What is going on. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Is my name's jeff from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. No, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you, Natalie. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's way better than this really happening. Kind
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  Speaker 1: of freaked out right now. So you're sure you don't
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  Speaker 1: want me to go back and keep the investigation going, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: keep the investigating. Okay, you can come upstairs too and
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  Speaker 1: be in on it. I'm sure. No, thank you. Night five.
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  Speaker 1: Up every morning with phone taps on the twenties Brooke
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