Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Housewives TV Outage
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- 0:16Speaker 2: There's a saying out there your family knows you best.
- 0:20Speaker 3: It's so true.
- 0:20Speaker 2: And today a guy asked us to prank his older
- 0:23Speaker 2: sister and gave us two pieces of info to go
- 0:26Speaker 2: off of. One his sister does not like dogs, any breed, big, small,
- 0:32Speaker 2: doesn't matter. She's scared of them. And two, she loves
- 0:37Speaker 2: the show Real Housewives of Atlanta. How do those two
- 0:40Speaker 2: things go together?
- 0:42Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 0:43Speaker 2: But if I could find a way to combine them
- 0:45Speaker 2: into a prank phone call, then we'd have a golden
- 0:48Speaker 2: opportunity to mess with her. So that's what we do
- 0:51Speaker 2: in your phone tap right now?
- 0:53Speaker 3: Another Hello?
- 1:00Speaker 2: Hi? Is this Natasha?
- 1:02Speaker 3: Yes, this is she Hi.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I'm calling from cable Customer Service. My name is Chuck
- 1:08Speaker 2: Chuck Roast.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean.
- 1:12Speaker 2: I'm just calling all of our customers in the area
- 1:14Speaker 2: to let them know that we're going to be doing
- 1:16Speaker 2: some maintenance coming up, and we're gonna be experiencing some
- 1:20Speaker 2: service issues this Sunday evening.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm sorry this Sunday.
- 1:28Speaker 2: It's not gonna affect everything. You'll still be able to
- 1:30Speaker 2: get your WiFi. Most of the channels will be working.
- 1:34Speaker 2: It's just the Food Network and Bravo will be down. No, nah,
- 1:41Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 1:42Speaker 3: That cannot happen. You said Bravo specifically, Yeah, that can't happen.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Bravo will be down from five pm until eleven pm.
- 1:51Speaker 3: So how am I posed to view my TV shows
- 1:55Speaker 3: that come on at eight o'clock?
- 1:57Speaker 2: I guess I'm not familiar there. Like a specific show
- 1:59Speaker 2: that you're talking.
- 2:00Speaker 3: About, Absolutely everybody knows about it, The Real Housewives of
- 2:03Speaker 3: Atlanta premieeres, Like I have to watch my TV show Housewives, Like,
- 2:07Speaker 3: come on, everybody watches Housewives.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, the trash TV stuff.
- 2:11Speaker 3: Yeah wait a minute.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's I'm Chuck Chuck Rose. So yeah, Unfortunately,
- 2:20Speaker 2: I personally can't do anything about this. It's a decision
- 2:24Speaker 2: that was made by the higher ups. That's the best
- 2:26Speaker 2: time to do the maintenance.
- 2:27Speaker 3: There's there's no chance. Why will five in the evening
- 2:30Speaker 3: on Sunday be the best time to run this type
- 2:34Speaker 3: of I make this call? Why not do when people
- 2:37Speaker 3: are sleeping? Like maybe five am? Like that would be more?
- 2:41Speaker 2: But did you hear me? There's other channels that will
- 2:43Speaker 2: be working at that time, so.
- 2:45Speaker 3: You don't want to look at nothing else.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Animal Planet is actually doing this huge reality special on
- 2:51Speaker 2: dogs at that time.
- 2:53Speaker 3: No, I don't even like that. I don't like animals,
- 2:55Speaker 3: none of that.
- 2:56Speaker 2: I don't like dogs. I mean maybe maybe you just
- 2:58Speaker 2: don't know enough about them. Need to learn.
- 3:00Speaker 3: No, I don't want to learn anything except for why
- 3:02Speaker 3: Kenya is about to get fired on a real Housewives
- 3:05Speaker 3: of Atlanta. That's what I want to That's what I
- 3:06Speaker 3: want to know about. Don't care about any dogs?
- 3:09Speaker 2: Who's getting fired Kenya Moore? Well, she'd probably getting fired
- 3:12Speaker 2: because she's working on that show. It's probably for the
- 3:15Speaker 2: best for her.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Honestly, who are you to say that? Who are you?
- 3:18Speaker 2: I'm chucks. I feel like if I had to say
- 3:21Speaker 2: that three times? Maybe you should consider getting a new
- 3:23Speaker 2: provider for your phone.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Oh well, I definitely will now now I will get
- 3:27Speaker 3: a new one for my I will get a whole
- 3:29Speaker 3: new provider period because you can. They could kiss my
- 3:32Speaker 3: butt at this point.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Okay, well you can kiss our butt anytime you want.
- 3:37Speaker 2: We're more than happy.
- 3:38Speaker 3: You cannot be talking to me like that working for crazy.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Kind of part man. In my in my defense, in
- 3:44Speaker 2: my defense, man, you said that to me first.
- 3:46Speaker 3: So it doesn't matter your customer service you can't get You.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Can't do that, all right, Well you can. You can
- 3:51Speaker 2: kiss my butt.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Kiss my butt, man, I'm done. Put your manager on
- 3:56Speaker 3: the phone.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I will do that in just a moment. But I
- 3:59Speaker 2: have to let you know it's not just ma'am. It's
- 4:02Speaker 2: not just this Sunday.
- 4:03Speaker 3: That hell my TV show, and you're not gonna be
- 4:07Speaker 3: talking to me crazy.
- 4:08Speaker 2: I'm only authorized to deliver this information that Bravo will
- 4:12Speaker 2: be down every Sunday for the next three months.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Why it was just a Sunday, this Sunday, this Sunday
- 4:19Speaker 3: and every Sunday.
- 4:20Speaker 2: I feel like you were kind of yapping a lot
- 4:21Speaker 2: while I was trying to get information, so you probably.
- 4:24Speaker 3: Didn't hear you know what, Get your manager on a
- 4:26Speaker 3: fall right now. I need somebody higher up than you.
- 4:28Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Tony little.
- 4:30Speaker 3: Rolf guy telling you that I'm gonna be afful but
- 4:32Speaker 3: I can't watch my TV tels for three months? What
- 4:34Speaker 3: am I paying the service for? Ma'am?
- 4:36Speaker 2: Did I send you?
- 4:37Speaker 3: Are you're an idiot? Or stop day? Are y'all sick?
- 4:40Speaker 2: Ma'am? I'm hoping that I can maybe change your mind
- 4:43Speaker 2: and then you'll go online and leave me a good
- 4:44Speaker 2: review on our site.
- 4:48Speaker 3: Review? Are you crazy? You would never get a good
- 4:51Speaker 3: review for me.
- 4:51Speaker 2: I invite you to kiss my butt.
- 4:55Speaker 3: You're so fired, it's gonna be crazy. I'm way emailed
- 4:58Speaker 3: letters anything I have to do, mister.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Rowl Okay again, I hear you, and you can kiss
- 5:03Speaker 2: my butt, and your brother Omar can also kiss my butt.
- 5:07Speaker 3: My brother, Omar, what's he has to do with this?
- 5:10Speaker 2: Your whole family is invited to puck her up and
- 5:12Speaker 2: kiss me in the behind because this is a prank
- 5:14Speaker 2: call that we're doing on the radio show Brook and
- 5:16Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Oh who kill don't kill him?
- 5:20Speaker 2: This prank turned out really good.
- 5:23Speaker 3: I'm so sorry I told you to kiss my butt.
- 5:27Speaker 2: You're fine. It was Omar's idea. He told us to
- 5:31Speaker 2: prank you because he knew that you loved your Bravo shows,
- 5:33Speaker 2: especially the Housewives of Atlanta, and he said it was
- 5:36Speaker 2: on every Sunday.
- 5:37Speaker 3: So he is an idiot. Oh my god, I'm gonna
- 5:40Speaker 3: get him back.
- 5:42Speaker 2: I know Omar did the prank on you, but are
- 5:44Speaker 2: you cool if he comes over to watch Housewives?
- 5:46Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, no, o War can now kiss my butt?
- 5:53Speaker 2: And you're kissing my butt and then I'm kissing Omar's butt.
- 5:56Speaker 2: We're all just kissing each other's butts. Today basically.
- 6:01Speaker 3: My wake up
- 6:04Speaker 1: Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
- 6:07Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning