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Phone Tap: Wax Restaurant Reservation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away it's phone
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  Speaker 1: tap time yea. Or for all our Italian listeners, he's
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  Speaker 1: a tie Dad Italian. Put his thumb to his fingers,
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  Speaker 1: and today we're pranking a guy who's in his last
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  Speaker 1: week working for a restaurant that he's been at for
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  Speaker 1: the past seven years. Oh wow, I've been there. So
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  Speaker 1: as a parting gift, his co workers wanted me to
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  Speaker 1: call and make him as uncomfortable as possible while he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to write down a dinner reservation. So this one
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  Speaker 1: goes out to John, You're gonna hear in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right afternoon Tad Mornings on the twenties Restaurant and Lounge.
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  Speaker 1: This is John. How can I help you? Hey, John,
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping I can make a reservation for tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Let me take a look at the book. What time
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  Speaker 1: are you thinking? I was thinking around seven forty five
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  Speaker 1: seven forty five. Yeah, we can do that. Awesome. What
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  Speaker 1: name you could put it under? Anderson's Anderson? Is that
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  Speaker 1: going to be A plus one? Two three? It's Anderson
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  Speaker 1: plus one Vanderson Anderson, Anderson Anderson Vanderson Anderson with Anderson
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  Speaker 1: Anderson Vanderson with a V and then anders Anderson Vanderson Anderson.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct, Vanderson Anderson. It was my great great great
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  Speaker 1: great grandfather's name. He was a Spanish Viking. Okay, Vanderson Anderson. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got you down for seven forty five U plus one?
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything else? Actually, yes, if there's any way
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  Speaker 1: that you could God, hey, man, you okay, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry about that. You okay, what I'm okay? Um, what
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to say is, uh, it's it's my
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  Speaker 1: wife and ice fifth year anniversary. Heay, congratulations. But it's
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  Speaker 1: like something made you scream, right I did scream. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just getting my body waxed as a gift for
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  Speaker 1: my wife for tonight. Um, like right now, Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you said it was going to be easier. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, No, I'm sorry, I'm fine. It's
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  Speaker 1: just you know, the missus likes it. Smooth like a pancake.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so you do what you gotta do. I
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  Speaker 1: know this is none of my business, but I have
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  Speaker 1: to ask, why would you be making dinner reservations? Why
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  Speaker 1: how you're getting wet? I don't have any other time
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  Speaker 1: where I can do this. So, like I was saying,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to make tonight really special for my wife.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm wondering if over at the restaurant, do you
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  Speaker 1: guys have any like saramids show? No? Mother? Whoa that
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  Speaker 1: does not sound like fun? Can you just give me
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  Speaker 1: just like a warning? Please? Are you talking to man
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  Speaker 1: of somebody else? Someone else? To to the waxing lady? Hey? Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you don't have to do this right now.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have to do this sout like going down
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  Speaker 1: there now? Oh no, no, okay, well just okay, what
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  Speaker 1: my hand? Okay? You know, did you guy say? God,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? I'm gonna have to go. It's hard
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  Speaker 1: for me to hear what's going on except for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yell no, please, okay, don't don't hang up, John, I
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  Speaker 1: really need tonight to go. Well, okay, just to be
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  Speaker 1: completely honest here, my marriage it's been a little bit
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  Speaker 1: on the rocks lately, okay, And if tonight doesn't go perfectly,
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  Speaker 1: it could be our last anniversary. So please, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to help you out, man, but I need to be
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  Speaker 1: able to understand what you're saying. And if you're yelling
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  Speaker 1: and screaming because of the pain you're in, it makes
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  Speaker 1: it difficult for me to do that. So can I
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  Speaker 1: just do one more thing? Can I get a bottle
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  Speaker 1: a ship pain? Yo? This I'm gonna tell you for real,
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  Speaker 1: this is a cussing me out listening to you, and
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  Speaker 1: it's taking me over the edge. I gotta god hurt.
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  Speaker 1: I am definitely gonna feel that one tonight. You guys, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for sure. Do you have any band aids at
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant? Band aids? Really talking about bandaids because you
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  Speaker 1: things are not going well for you. You're having some
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  Speaker 1: serious damage over there. No, no, okay, just just just
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  Speaker 1: do it. Just go fi god, Mamo number five, dude,
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  Speaker 1: just stop. I'm not doing this anymore. Oh, I'm hanging
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  Speaker 1: up now. What should I call back later and tell
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  Speaker 1: you this is a praying phone call? Or do you
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  Speaker 1: want me to tell you now what I'm saying? I'm kidding, man,
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  Speaker 1: This is actually jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tapp. You're not
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  Speaker 1: in a whack nice right now. It's all a joke. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Your co worker Mike set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 1: call mother. He told us your last week's coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the restaurant, so we wanted to screw with you
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  Speaker 1: before you left. Dude. Wait wait, wait, they're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: my nipples. I came off. It came off, dude, those
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  Speaker 1: were your nipples. That was your with all that screen
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  Speaker 1: the week up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Broken Jeffrey in the Morning,