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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bad Zoo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving five. Hi. This is Joshua Zoo
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  Speaker 1: and Aquarium. How can I help you? Hi? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Leonard Hanks. I asked to speak with a supervisor. Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got them. Oh, okay, great. Did they already tell
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  Speaker 1: you what the problem was or do I have to
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  Speaker 1: say it again? They said you had an unpleasant experience
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  Speaker 1: at the zoo. I don't know. Maybe you could tell
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  Speaker 1: me more. Okay, Well, I guess let me start at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning. Okay, So first there were dinosaurs, and then
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  Speaker 1: came the tar pits. You get it? Not because because
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  Speaker 1: I said I would start at the beginning. So I
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  Speaker 1: said dinosaurs. You know, it's an evoli shouldn't joke about animals.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, because you work at the zoo, I thought
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  Speaker 1: you might appreciate that. But yeah, I got it right.
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  Speaker 1: So what happened at the zoo. Just to clarify, you
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  Speaker 1: mean the zoo, my experience at the zoo, not with
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  Speaker 1: the dinosaurs. Yes, I had a problem with the zoo. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm being one hundred percent honest, I did have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with the ticket prices. Okay, So what too expensive? No?
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  Speaker 1: Too low? I expected to pay him much more. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: we don't really get that complaint too often. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: thought the prices were pretty cheap, that is until I
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  Speaker 1: got there, So now I get it, okay, And why
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  Speaker 1: is that? Well, I just don't think the animals were
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  Speaker 1: very good. You mean, like what like not enough of them,
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  Speaker 1: or was there like an animal you want to see
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  Speaker 1: or no, none of those things. It's just like take
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  Speaker 1: the monkey exhibit for example. All they did was sit
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  Speaker 1: kind of walk around. So what's the issue with that? Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know how you see the monkeys in the movies
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  Speaker 1: like Jungle Book, they're always like swinging around and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they're dancing and they're having fun, you know, And when
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  Speaker 1: I went there, nothing like that happened. Well, so you
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  Speaker 1: know the movies they're different than what happens in a zoo.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe, but still, like the animals are supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be entertaining, right, Like, I didn't even see a monkey
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  Speaker 1: peel banana? Right? Well, also, they are animals, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: they kind of do what they want to do, and
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  Speaker 1: we can't like make them peel a banana or dance
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  Speaker 1: for like guests who walk through. I mean, have you
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  Speaker 1: guys even tried. We're not trainers. We are a zoo.
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  Speaker 1: So a circus, it's a zoo. It's a difference. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe having peel a banana once and
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  Speaker 1: the guests might have a better time. That's all I'm saying, right,
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything else? Um? Yeah, Actually, let me just
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Have you seen the Lion King before? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Of course? Okay, Well then I guess you would probably
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  Speaker 1: understand my disappointment because you guys advertised having new line
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  Speaker 1: and then I go there and not one of them
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  Speaker 1: was held up towards the sky ceremoniously like symbol was.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just wondering, is like, is there a reason
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  Speaker 1: that you guys don't do that? Are you joking? Then? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I think that would have been really nice.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sir, I got a lot of other calls
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  Speaker 1: coming in here, so you know you voiced your concerns.
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  Speaker 1: I've written them down and i'll address it with them. Man. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: just before you go, I do have one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's about the pandas. Okay, what about the pandae? So
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  Speaker 1: you know that popular movie Kung Fu Panda. Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know the movie. Let me get let me guess
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  Speaker 1: you think they should go around fighting each other something. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Yeah, really is it? That's ridiculous. That seems
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  Speaker 1: kind of similar to what you've been requesting. No. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just I think that you guys should dress every
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  Speaker 1: one of them up in a karate outfit and then
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  Speaker 1: have them walk around while the song Kung Fu Fighting
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  Speaker 1: plays like how cute pandas? Yeah, pandas are very cute. Hey, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: this has been great. I wrote all your suggestions down
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna have a meeting with my
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  Speaker 1: staff tomorrow. I promise you that. Oh well, you know
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  Speaker 1: you probably don't even have to. And why is that
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  Speaker 1: because your staff already knows all the things I suggested.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, they actually came up with them. Wait a minute, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I thought I recognized your voice. You
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  Speaker 1: do Do you already know this is Jeffrey from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. That who
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  Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, I'm doing a phone tap on you, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I felt for it. Yeah, your co workers, Samantha wanted
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  Speaker 1: to set you up because she said you get weird
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  Speaker 1: zoo complaints from customers all the time. She wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. That wasn't even the worst one I've got. No,
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  Speaker 1: what's the worst one. Lady wanted to actually go into
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  Speaker 1: the polar bear cage and pant the baby polar bears,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I had to explain to her
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  Speaker 1: that that's probably not going to be very safe. You
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  Speaker 1: need to rethink that a polar petting zoo. That's a
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  Speaker 1: great idea, man. Everyone would pay for that. Yeah, yeah,
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