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Phone Tap PODCAST: Invest with Me · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away. Another on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Evan. Yeah, this is Evan. This
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  Speaker 1: is Scott Brand. I'm calling from Investments. How are you
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  Speaker 1: doing well? How are you doing good? It looks like
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  Speaker 1: your previous portfolio manager has left the company, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be handling your money from here on out.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, that's interest. I just didn't get
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  Speaker 1: anything in the email or email or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they're a little late on letting you know. But
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  Speaker 1: trust me, I've been with the company over ten years
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  Speaker 1: and I've got a great track recordin You're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: very happy with the results. I can get you. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you're calling a pitch me, ideas or what? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: i'd introduce myself and I want to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that I looked over your stock portfolio and things they're
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  Speaker 1: not looking good. Um, not really sure what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I did pretty well last year I'm pretty happy with everything. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we can do a lot better this year. Three words
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  Speaker 1: video rental stores? What about them? They are on their
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  Speaker 1: way back up like Blockbuster Video store stock. Yep, you remember,
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  Speaker 1: you remember Blockbuster Video having to go down and actually
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  Speaker 1: rent a movie. It's coming back. Yeah, that's the company
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  Speaker 1: that's filed bankruptcy last store. This is the perfect time
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  Speaker 1: to invest. I would like to put most of your
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  Speaker 1: money into investing in video chain stores. Hey, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Do not put one red cent of my money in
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  Speaker 1: any of that. Okay, I do not want that. Evan.
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  Speaker 1: I like you. You sound like you're a little more
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  Speaker 1: of a risk taker, am I am? I picking up
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  Speaker 1: on that? No, no, no, no, I am not a
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  Speaker 1: risk taker. I don't know where you got that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I do not put my money in taking any risks. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how about that? Are we understood? I've got a surefire
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  Speaker 1: stock for you. What. Oh my god, it's got to
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  Speaker 1: be better than the last one, man, because I haven't
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  Speaker 1: heard anything that that awful a little long time. I
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  Speaker 1: just invested in over a thousand shares This new company
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  Speaker 1: called online Sandwich dot com gonna be huge. Did you
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  Speaker 1: just say online Sandwich dot com. Online Sandwich dot com
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  Speaker 1: a great new site. Online sandwich. What the are you serious? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not what you did? You check this out. They
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  Speaker 1: build online sandwiches. You can send them to friends. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty fun. I actually just sent you a hoppest triming Milt.
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  Speaker 1: It's in your email box right now. Do not tell
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  Speaker 1: me you already invested in this. Well I I yes,
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  Speaker 1: I I spent a little bit of your money investing
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  Speaker 1: in Oh my god, oh god. But the good news is,
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  Speaker 1: what did you buy? The good news is you're a
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  Speaker 1: majority owner. You own most of stock in online sandwich
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  Speaker 1: dot com. So when this thing blows up, which it will,
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  Speaker 1: you're to be a very rich man. Do not sit
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  Speaker 1: here and tell me you spent my hard earned money
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  Speaker 1: on it virtual sandwich company with the oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're seeing the beauty in this. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think there's any beauty in this. Man, My money
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  Speaker 1: wasted on digital sandwiches. Jesus Christ. Okay, you're not behind
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  Speaker 1: me on this one. I'm feeling that you're not behind
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  Speaker 1: me here as up faked sandwich man. Let's less about
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  Speaker 1: the sandwich and it's more about the experience. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me. No, that's to stop. Stop. Don't see another word.
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  Speaker 1: You put me on the phone with your boss, your supervisor,
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  Speaker 1: put me on the phone right now. You don't spend
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  Speaker 1: another damn dime on my money. Even I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you don't trust me. Here you are
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  Speaker 1: the dumbest I have talked to it a long long time.
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  Speaker 1: What if I told you that this was a phone tap,
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  Speaker 1: maybe that would make you the dumbest of all time
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  Speaker 1: then instead of me, what does that mean? That means
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  Speaker 1: that this is actually jewel from brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your buddy Steve set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? Seriously, the whole digital
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  Speaker 1: sandwich thing gonna be huge, Just seriously, trust me. Watch
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  Speaker 1: the news, dud not for your online sandwich is a
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  Speaker 1: wake up every weekday mornings on the twenties two point
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  Speaker 1: five