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Summer Break: Still Comfy? Armageddon · To All the Men I've Tolerated Before

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Jeels, I have a I have a game
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  Speaker 1: that we're going to start the show with. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: need you to pay attention because we're going to play
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  Speaker 1: a game. It's season two straight people, ultimatum, get your
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: white boards out. We're playing a game. No, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: have you seen have you seen the If you know
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  Speaker 1: the words to the song TikTok? No, okay, well maybe
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  Speaker 1: the directions are in the song, so we're we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it. We're gonna do it live on the internet.
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  Speaker 1: The directions are in the song, and we're doing Armageddon
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  Speaker 1: for the show. Okay, We're gonna do this live on
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  Speaker 1: the internet. Wait ya though, that's song sing all sing along?
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  Speaker 2: Is that the TikTok song?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's the tick. Everyone does it in a weird accent.
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  Speaker 1: Now I gotta do it over again? Wait ya oh?
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  Speaker 1: Where said that song? Singing all alone? Singing all along?
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  Speaker 1: I'm don't you just get the one?
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm leaving on a jet, playing leave even on
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  Speaker 2: a jet, play don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I This was the first time I realized on Armageddon
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  Speaker 1: that Ben Affleck didn't know the words to the song
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  Speaker 1: and he was just making up other articles. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's not how it goes back, you know, I love
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  Speaker 1: to yell at Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was like, that's not how it goes Ben. Everyone.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Still Company. My name is Nathley Catona, the
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  Speaker 1: host in producer of the weekly podcast To All the
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  Speaker 1: Men I've Tolerated Before. Tonight, I'm joined by my lovely
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  Speaker 1: Still Company co host.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Julia Washington, your host of Pop Culture Makes Me
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  Speaker 2: Jealous and Jelly Pop's book Club.
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  Speaker 1: And tonight we'll be covering the two and a half
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  Speaker 1: hour long movie Armageddon.
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  Speaker 2: Did not need to be that long.
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  Speaker 1: No I. I have a request for anyone who has
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  Speaker 1: a movie in their heart that has to do with storms,
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  Speaker 1: space asteroids, space men climbing big buildings, men being trapped
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  Speaker 1: in big buildings against dinosaurs dinosaur sharks. Your movies can
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  Speaker 1: and should only be an hour and fifteen minutes long.
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  Speaker 1: There's I don't need an emotional arc.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, there's an emotional arc in this movie for
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  Speaker 1: how long that it is?
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  Speaker 2: Well, and the emotional arc is kind of gross, uh huh,
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  Speaker 2: because I it was just it's such a savior complex situation. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: And every time they were like, take care of my
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  Speaker 2: little girl. I was like, she's a grown ass fucking woman.
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  Speaker 1: Which is something she's been trying to scream at you.
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  Speaker 2: The whole movie, the whole movie. Can I tell you
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  Speaker 2: what Roger Ebert had to say? I was dying. We
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  Speaker 2: don't normally do that for still comfies, but I was curious.
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  Speaker 1: We do do it for still companies. We do it
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  Speaker 1: for your still cuppies and not my still cumpies. Because
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  Speaker 1: he is my enemy. But sure you've already looked up
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  Speaker 1: the article.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was dying to know because but I
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  Speaker 2: think you're gonna. I think you might appreciate it. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he's my sworn enemy. His opening paragraph is this. Here
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  Speaker 2: it is, at last, the first one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: movie minute trailer. Armageddon is cut together like its own
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  Speaker 2: high lights. Take almost any thirty seconds at random, and
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  Speaker 2: you'd have a TV ad that the movie is an
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  Speaker 2: assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense,
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  Speaker 2: and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what
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  Speaker 2: they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.
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  Speaker 2: Guess how many stars he gave it? Two? One?
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Here's the thing. I to make my TikTok instead
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  Speaker 1: because I forgot to film the opening credits to try
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  Speaker 1: and get people to guess what movie.
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  Speaker 2: We were doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I rememb where that was this week, So I
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  Speaker 1: did the good old bead affleck, smoking and cigarette because
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: I had regrets because I had to watch it too
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  Speaker 1: and a half hour movie and I did not start
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  Speaker 1: it last night, like my entire body told me that
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  Speaker 1: I should, but I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's two half hours.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, and I think by the time I was like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I could get her to change her mind since
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  Speaker 1: this was my pick. You told me you had watched it,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, now I'm a Now you're stuck, right.
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  Speaker 1: So because I have a TikTok shop, I can no
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  Speaker 1: longer just use any sound on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't just use don't want to close my eyes,
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  Speaker 1: So I had to search, am I God in movie
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  Speaker 1: clips to see like who just left the sound on
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  Speaker 1: their TV?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And there were so many men just crying, Like
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  Speaker 1: you watch these movies from your childhood and you think
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  Speaker 1: that they were maybe exciting when you were a kid,
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  Speaker 1: but you just you just don't know until you're a
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  Speaker 1: grown man.
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  Speaker 2: Watching Bruce Willis on a rocket, and I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, space and war, space and war.
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  Speaker 1: They all believe that one day Billy Bob Thornton will
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  Speaker 1: be gonn to be like, it's time you get to
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  Speaker 1: go to the space war.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I literally wrote down basic white guy Savior shit,
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  Speaker 2: just a movie about a simple yet brilliant oil rig
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  Speaker 2: driller who is the only one who can save the world.
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  Speaker 1: NASA, NASA needs you, NASA before the Internet found his patent.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know where they put paper patents, but
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  Speaker 1: NASA did. They found his patent for a drill and
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  Speaker 1: were like, Bruce Willis Harry, we need you and your
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  Speaker 1: crew of Motley pirates to learn how to be in
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  Speaker 1: a spaceship. And I was like they were I was like,
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't even let land Spas go into space for real, Like.
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  Speaker 2: There were so many flaws just in that alone, right,
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  Speaker 2: because then they were doing all the testing and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, they spent way too much time focus
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  Speaker 2: like telling us how they're completely unfit health wise to
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  Speaker 2: go into space.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we.
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  Speaker 2: Know, we know that this isn't even plausible. Just fucking
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  Speaker 2: get to the.
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  Speaker 1: Point, right, I would like to go to the first
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  Speaker 1: couple of minutes of Bruce Willis, Jewels dropped a comment
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  Speaker 1: in the comment so that you can find the pop
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  Speaker 1: culture makes Me Jealous YouTube channel since we bounced between
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  Speaker 1: the two. But also this is your friendly reminder that
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  Speaker 1: while I can see the eyes are watching, I do
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  Speaker 1: not know who the eyes belong to because of our
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  Speaker 1: third party system with YouTube. So if you're here comment,
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  Speaker 1: tell us your favorite song from the Armageddon soundtrack, tell
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  Speaker 1: us a movie that you wish we would have covered
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  Speaker 1: instead of this one, and any question I ask for
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  Speaker 1: any asshat thing that I say. If you're watching the replay,
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  Speaker 1: just tell me. I'll find it. Gmail emails me every
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  Speaker 1: time someone leaves a comment on any.
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  Speaker 2: Of our stuff. That's trump. After watching this for two
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  Speaker 2: and a half hours, I finished the movie and I thought,
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  Speaker 2: cannot wait for Natalie to tell me everything about this
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  Speaker 2: film because it was her pick.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was my pick, and two weeks ago I
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  Speaker 1: told you. I was like, why do why have I
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: got back down on Armageddon because I backed down on
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Army of Darkness? Yeah you did, And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I would rather watch it ever after, way better pick, such.
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  Speaker 2: A better choice.
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  Speaker 1: And then I thought, why haven't I backed down on
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  Speaker 1: Armageddon to do writing in cars with boys, and for
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  Speaker 1: that I have to blame Drew Barrymore for betraying the
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  Speaker 1: writers and the writer's strike. It's her fault. It's her
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  Speaker 1: fault that I had to watch bed affleck on a
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  Speaker 1: rocket ship for two and a half hours.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is like every little boy's dream, right,
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  Speaker 2: or at least this is what they're told their dream
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  Speaker 2: should be. Like, You're just some dude, just live in
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  Speaker 2: your life, and then you get plucked out of obscurity,
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  Speaker 2: yea nave the world.
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  Speaker 1: And then I think, because we have of Cinderella, is
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  Speaker 1: there version of Cinderella? And we have our version of
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  Speaker 1: it too, where it's like a relative dies and you
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  Speaker 1: realize that you were a princess. Or you're walking down
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  Speaker 1: the street and a man thinks that you're you're so
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  Speaker 1: pretty that you get to be the next pop star.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I mean I have had that happen to
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  Speaker 2: me several times.
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  Speaker 1: Were they predators though? Or were no?
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  Speaker 2: No? And it wasn't necessarily men. It was like legitimate
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  Speaker 2: like uh, like scouts and stuff. But because I was
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  Speaker 2: a jaded punk rock girl, I was like, fuck you,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Well we wouldn't I mean, Natalie, we wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have met each other had I got taken the leap
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  Speaker 2: and joined that modeling agency in nineteen ninety eight.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, oh, in the year of our Lord Savior Bruce Willis. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to go to the first scene that
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  Speaker 1: we see Bruce Willis where and I would like to
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  Speaker 1: give a moment of silence Harry and his oil rig
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  Speaker 1: because as of twenty twenty three, we have lost them
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: to the Orca Oceanic War. Because Harry is a climate
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  Speaker 1: change denial I was so mad.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is why men don't believe in
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  Speaker 2: climate change, because Bruce Willis was knocking golf balls at
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  Speaker 2: the fucking climate activists in this movie.
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  Speaker 1: So while other people might think, damn, it's too bad
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  Speaker 1: that there wasn't a sequel so we could have seen
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  Speaker 1: all of the good things aj Slash Ben Affleck did
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  Speaker 1: with Harry's legacy, It's too bad the Orcas got him.
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  Speaker 2: The Orcas. Also in the beginning, we have some very
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  Speaker 2: unfortunate representation of my community with the very caricaturey and
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  Speaker 2: not just black people, but the I think they're supposed
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: to be from Japan. The tourists. Yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 2: go shopping, and it was just like, why would you
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  Speaker 2: do that? In those actors?
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  Speaker 1: Right? And then the black man with the good job
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  Speaker 1: uses the R word.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh damn, it is ninety eight. We're
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  Speaker 1: still using the R words right.
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  Speaker 2: That threw me too. I was like, what, yeah, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, it was definitely ninety eight and it
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  Speaker 1: made me. I don't know if I've actually watched an
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  Speaker 1: entire rush Hour with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think i've ever seen one.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I don't think I've watched an entire rush Hour.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've watched clips of a rush Hour. I
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  Speaker 1: have to believe that all Rush Hour movies are just extended,
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  Speaker 1: like really horrific scenes.
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  Speaker 2: Of Armageddon. I was a little bummed too, because mister
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  Speaker 2: Cooper is the taxi driver, and I was like, he
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  Speaker 2: deserved better.
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  Speaker 1: What's the name of mister Cooper? Mark? Were is mister Cooper?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember his name. His first name is Mark,
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  Speaker 2: for sure, I do Mark Curry. I was gonna say
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  Speaker 2: Mark Curry, but I wasn't confident. I wasn't confident.
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  Speaker 1: I love mister Cooper and he does deserve better, and
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  Speaker 1: what the hell was this? And then like the the
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  Speaker 1: like class the class clash, where like all of these
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  Speaker 1: white men and then Michael Duncan Clark are are like
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: we're the same, but we're different NASA, and I was like,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: I need Steve Bushev to spell me NASA. And then
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  Speaker 1: it turns out he's the smartest one on the rocket ship.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right, He's got all these degrees and like
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  Speaker 2: the actual science that they need to know the other
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: thing that really kind of got to me too was
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  Speaker 2: this whole like concept of like, thereose meteors that are
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  Speaker 2: gonna hit China. Do we warn them?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, what are they gonna do? There's it's gonna cause
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  Speaker 2: mass hysteria. We can't let any know. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I can we you can listen, Natalie, you can draw
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  Speaker 2: a direct line of American arrogance from movies like this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what we still do, real life American arrogance
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  Speaker 2: is what I should have said.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: That's why Stevie Nicks had to give me an update
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: on the war in Ukraine via Kentucky. Yeah and so on. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what we still do. We're just like what
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: global news uh huh, not for US dumb Americans, but
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  Speaker 1: not even just that, it's like, well, we don't need
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  Speaker 1: to tell China because how we shouldn't give them time
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  Speaker 1: to evacuate the city and save as many lives as possible.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I need Billy Bob Thorton to
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: say a time reference. I need him to say, what
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  Speaker 1: are they going to do in the next fifteen minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Right like, because then I'm like, I mean, yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: are they going to do in the next fifteen minutes?
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  Speaker 2: But then also the like to believe that you could
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  Speaker 2: land on a meteor.
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  Speaker 1: I believe at the Russian character, the Russian character in
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  Speaker 1: space space Russian. I believe that that's why Russia treats
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  Speaker 1: us the way that it does. Still, I'm like, this
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  Speaker 1: just restarted the Cold War. And then they're like Leve's
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  Speaker 1: a hero and I'm like, that's not how you wrote him.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I it is.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It's just comical. And I'd like to talk about Grace.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I'd like to talk about what if. Grace's very first
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: lines after they find her naked in ben Affleck's bedroom,
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  Speaker 1: where she looks at Bruce Willis, her father, Harry to go.
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  Speaker 1: You raised me on an oil rig my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Who else was I going to meet but a roughneck?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, live, you just said the problem.
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  Speaker 1: You have no other options. What if you went to
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  Speaker 1: the mainland, right, go to go to land, take your
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  Speaker 1: little suit, get on that helicopter, meet a nice astronaut
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  Speaker 1: at NASA.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, I love him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, he's the only band you know, He's the
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  Speaker 2: only attractive one on the fucking rig.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Owen Wilson was on the ridge.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's cute, but he was kind of like
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  Speaker 2: he wasn't charming in the way that they played up
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Ben affleck to be charming.
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  Speaker 1: No, and the true truly. I remember having big feelings
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: about this movie as a kid, Like, do you remember
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: having like big feelings about this movie?
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  Speaker 2: The soundtrack was my personality for the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just every day stinging leaving on a jetplane to.
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  Speaker 2: Myself and that main Aerosmith song. I loved that music video.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I loved how they took out Bruce Willis's face in
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: the screen and put in Steven Tyler's for the music video.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: That music video is a fucking banger m h. But
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  Speaker 1: the only time I had strong feelings rewatching it is
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  Speaker 1: when Owen Wilson had been optimistic and positive one too
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: many times and I screamed, Penelope, does Owen Wilson die
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  Speaker 1: in this movie? And he does?
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  Speaker 2: He sure does.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't make it back.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It does not make it back.
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  Speaker 1: And you know that his entire purpose of the movie
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: is to be the overly energetic like I can't wait
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: to be in Space Guy because he's not coming home.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I loved Space Owen Wilson, because you're not coming back.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it was worth it. Mean well, then Afflick
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  Speaker 1: almost died four times in this.
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  Speaker 2: Movie, right? Can I just also point out we've had
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  Speaker 2: this conversation privately. I grew up in a private religious
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: environment academically, which proved to be really beneficial in some
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: areas of education, but where it failed was science. What
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the Christians not teaching science? So there was a lot
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: of stuff that I was just like, wait, what don't
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  Speaker 2: I know about science? And why did I believe armagednon?
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  Speaker 1: No, now we have to watch the meg because if
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you can't tell movie disaster science from real science, that's
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  Speaker 1: just fun. That's just personally fun for me because I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: can spot fake movie science a mile away, because I'm like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I just wrote that into the plot to make sure
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: that we believed that Jason could do that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I literally wrote down, is space dementia real? And then
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: it looked up and it's not.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I texted my sister. First off, last night, I looked
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: up how long Armageddon was and it was two and
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: a half hours a lot, and my brain immediately went,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: we cannot do that today. And then I texted my
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  Speaker 1: sister and I was like, whula arbageded b two and
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a half hours long, and she texted me back, Aerosmith
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  Speaker 1: probably so all of it there. Bainns could be in it, truly,
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  Speaker 1: Steven Tyler, so liv Tyler would get her big break.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean prior to this movie, she did a
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: ton of other movies that I love.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But but when Steve bus Chevy does what literally,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: any one it's Steve b Chevy, any white dude sees
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: a space gun connected to a space droid, it is like,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I Am going to shoot this space gun. And he's
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: literally shooting it at the asteroid, at his friends.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: At least He's like, this is so fun.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Harry do you see the space gun and Harry tackles
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: him and then with that astronaut goes, yes, the space dementia. Harry,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I tested my sister and I was like, oh see,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: who shall be got that space.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, because cabin fever is a real thing, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I believe that is true.
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  Speaker 1: Like yeah, so Tim Curry was correct with the song
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: We've got Cavin Fever and the Muppet Treasure Island. But
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: space dementia, which I would assume presents itself like cabin fever.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see the difference between any him and any
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: other guy. Honestly, It's like he's just playing with a toy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: He's playing with a gun. Yeah, he's got his little
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: shooter shooter, He's got his little and he's having a
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: good time.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna let something like I don't know, maybe
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: accidentally shooting Bruce Willis and putting an air hole in
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: his space suit get between him and a good time.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: No laser taed, baby.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Look at all these lasers. I'm hot shit. I was like,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: how is this space dementia? And what is space dementia?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And maybe I need to go and take some science classes.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Because I'm sure as a kid, my brain did like riddle.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, space dementia, because like there's no
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: air and that's gonna fuck with your head.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I mean there's no air. I mean they they they
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: tried to present the Russian astronaut at the Russian space
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: station with space dementia because they said he hasn't he's
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: been up there twelve years, which I feel like, come home.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like that is unheard of, right, I don't
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: feel like anybody's lived in a space station that long. Yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: like they just send a rocket ship that docs and
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: then and then he and they're like all those Russians,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: watch out. He's gonna be wild and crazy. And he's like, listen,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: this space station is old because we're Russia and Americans
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: seeing Russians are dumb, and or when I feel like
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: every time anyway, and then they they're like, you're an idiot.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We'll touch all your shit and then blow up the station.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I told you, I told you not
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: to touch my shit. You know.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I recently saw the space station.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: The Russian one that blew up in Armageddon, or the
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: International Space station.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: The space X one. Oh yeah, I thought it was
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Aliens because It's real startling when you're just looking up
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and you're.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Convinced that it's a shooting star.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: But then you're like, wait, it's like a shooting star.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: But it's all like time lasts, right, it's sundery, and
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: no one prepares you to be like, this is what
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: space X looks like. This is what it'll look like
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: in the sky. And then it looked because you know,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I lived by the Air Force base, then it looked
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: like the Air Force guys were. I was like, this
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: is it where to watch aliens get taken down? This
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: is our independence day?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Speaking of remember how Also in nineteen ninety eight, Deep
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Impact released and it was essentially the same movie.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but with the ocean, right, No, what was the meteor?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I thought?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: But doesn't the meteor hit the ocean? Isn't Keanu in it?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And he like serfs or something?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman, Leeley Sobieski, Elijah Wood Taloni. Oh, no, Elijah
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: would discover where that meteor hits. And they're trying to
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: outrun the tsunami or something. Well, they're build an underground world.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: And because Elijah would discover the meteor, he marries Lee
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: so they could live underground because he gets entrance because
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: he discovered it, and then there's a lottery to figure
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: out who else can live in the bunker so that
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: way they survive when the meteor hits.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I truly don't think I've seen Deep Impact. Okay, Independent Day.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a comment is hurtling toward Earth and could mean
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: the end of all human life. The US government keeps
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: the crisis under wraps, but crack reporter Jenny Lerner Taloni
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: uncovers the truth, forcing the US President Beck Morgan Freeman
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: to announce his plan. Grizzled astronaut Spurgeon Fish Tanner, Robert
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Duval and his team will land on the Commet and
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: lay explosives, hopefully deterring the object from its doomsday course.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: If not, humanity will have to prepare for the worst.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: The nineties really wanted us to believe that space was
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a big deal. And you know what's insane to me
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: being people who watch Deep Impact and Armageddon and Independence
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Day and Evolution with David Ducovney. But then hearing every
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: maybe not you because your school didn't do science. But
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: when when Haley's comment would come around, my school would
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: get all the fuck lit up. We'd be like it's
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the comet. It's gonna be outside, and I'd feel like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: that's the shit that killed brutal Will. Is that shit
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: killed Bruce Willis? Why are we going outside?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: The nineties were kind of wild for the whole, like
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: the world is ending, and that definitely led up to
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: this whole like you know, the Millennia, the Turn of
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: the Millennium, and everyone was like freaking out about the
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: world ending there.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: So that was the Mayan Calendar.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was it the Mayan Calendar. I thought
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: that was twenty twelve.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: It might have been all of it. Oh no, why
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: why two K and like Box were gonna crash?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: So like, from like nineteen ninety six to nineteen ninety
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: nine we had a very interesting variety of action films
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: that dealt with the world ending, like no wonder we
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: were freaked out about Y two K.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: If Billy Bob Thornton called me right now, it was like, Nadly,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: an asteroid is coming. I go, thank fucking God, Really, Billy,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'm getting topless and I'm just gonna go meet the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: meteor in my front yard. Thank God.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I'd be like honeybear to my child, you need to
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: get your ass home because if we're dying, we're dying together. Mamily.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: But Natalie, oh, I forgot Billy Bob was in this movie.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: So as you know, I was making Munster in this
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: movie because I was like, well I have four hours.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you guys set aside the time.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm at the microwave and I hear Billy and I'm.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Like, Billy Bob, Billy Bob forgot you for this movielaeople like,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: who are you talking to?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Is that you Billy? Because I love Ninety's Billy Bob Thornton.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I'm like Billy Bob. And then one of my notes
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: is like what.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I was like the nineties kept trying to gaslight us
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: into believe me that Billy Bob Thornton is a very intelligent,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: small or smartman. But what if that's the joke. What
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: if Billy Bob Thorton is a very smart, intelligent man
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: who just happens to be named Billy Bob. I mean,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the world may ever.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Know, the world may never know.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like Billy Bob because I do I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: love I love the King Nineties.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Billy Bob, did you do what I did? And look
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: at him and go did he eventually get his teeth fixed,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: because I don't remember them looking like that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: No, I don't look at people's teeth.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with looking at people's teeth.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I did, however, I had to keep staring at Bill
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Pullman's brother, or not Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton's brother, whose
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: name is Will Paxton, and being like, that's not Bill Paxton,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Will Patton? Oh was it Patten? I read it as
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: pas did because I was get evinced it was Bill Paxton.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I thought it his name was Will Patten. I don't know.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: They look exactly the same, and then my brain went, oh,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: they're brothers. I just made up a fail for Bill Paxton.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: May he rest in peace. That's so funny because I
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: also love nineties Bill Paxton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And honestly,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: we should have watched Twister because Twister is a better movie.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a great I haven't seen that movie in forever. Yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Will Patton?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, well scratch that everyone, Bill Paxton does it have
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: a brother who was an Armageddon.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: He's our he's our little he's our little cutie from
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Remember the Titans.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: That's why he felt like home. Yeah, and you know,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: he's the deadbeat who's the salesman. But then the woman
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: sees that he's on NASA now so they can kiss
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: when he comes home, and she's like, it's your daddy,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: because that's gonna change him from being a deadbeat. Right,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: that's your daddy, the astronaut, the astronaut, the deadbeat who
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: isn't allowed to come around because he's a deadbeat. How
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: many times can I say dead beat right now?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Honestly though, Like we saw work on One Tree Hill
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: with Payton dad, because I have to assume that that's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what Peyton's dad did for a living. He did whatever
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Bruce Willis is doing on the ocean. Yeah, that's yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: because what else are you doing now on the ocean
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: if it's not like fishing?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think exactly like it unless you're like uber
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: wealthy and then you're like, hey, I'm I'm on a yacht.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I'm getting riders mad because we shouldn't be here.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: So we've seen that work where like you still call
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: your kid, you still come home for your kid every
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: once in a while. Your kid is mostly raising yourself
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: because your mom happened to die.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Dad to get the past. Did she call NASA and
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, I birthed the child of that guy.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, please let me have a pass and Billy Bob
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: and Billy Bob probably was like, I don't know, just
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: let him all in.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Just let them diet. We have six hours before I
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: impact anyway. Just let it go.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Live Tyler's already crying. Live Tyler's entire joy in this
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: movie is just sadly standing somewhere, and to remind them.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: That it's her entire family up there, goly.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: But also fuck that lady who left Bruce Willis but
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: didn't take liv Tyler.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see. This is why I'm like, this is
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: like menace propaganda.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, because he's like, well, and it's also do you
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: like you know how like when you hate yourself, the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: last thing you want to do is to watch someone
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: else be with someone who is you, So like Bruce
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Willis hates himself. Yeah, Steve Boucemi's smarter than him. That
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: probably makes him feel a whole bunch of different ways,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: because no one wants Steve Buchemy to be smarter than them.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Of poor Steve, And and he's watching Live Tyler. And
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: here's Ben Affleck and he's reckless and he can't listen.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: He's almost gotten eight people killed on the oil rig. Well,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: let's take him to space.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And the whole time when Bruce Willis is like shooting
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: at him, I was like, do you do you You're
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: supposed to be the best oil driller of thirty years
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: and you're choosing to shoot a firearm on an oil
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: rag by the oil that is so dangerous?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Like what just throw him overboard?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Problem solved?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Let the sharks have him, Yeah, or let your daughter
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: get boned. You won't let her go to the mainline.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Person until he finds out that she is getting deed down,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: and he's like off the ship, off the ship.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I would have thrown myself at Michael Clark Duncan, Duncan, Clark,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Michael Duncan, Clark, Clark Duncan, the order, Yeah, order you
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: keep talking.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I'll confirm the order. Michael Clark Duncan, you are right the.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: First Michael Clark Duncan, I was just like a moment
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: of appreciation, a moment of silence, if you will, for
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Michael Clark Duncan's arms. Yeah, in this movie, Yeah, made
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: those arms rest in peace because they're huge. I was like,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: they were not that big in the Green Mile.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like he didn't get enough screen time.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: No, because he's hilarious. He's got a good attitude about him.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I did almost cry when they all started to join
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: in on leave in on a jet plane. Yeah, and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: he starts it. I was like, this is my favorite
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: part of the movie.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It's cute, but also how awkward because liv Tyler is
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: clearly taller than everybody in that movie, so like her
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: long ass legs and they're like steaking out.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, ma'am, she got her legs wrapped around
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Ben Affleck and Steve Boujei at the same time. Somehow,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Like, they did a really good job at convincing us
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: that she's not taller than Ben Affleck or Bruce Willis.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the nineties when I didn't hate Ben Affleck.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was looking at this. I was like, man,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I thought he was so goddamn cute, Like he was
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: so dreamy to me in this film.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And I think because after bet after Armageddon, I assumed
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that Ben Affleck was aj off of Armageddon, just a
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: dumb puppy of a man who just wanted to eat
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: animal crackers. I was like, who eats animal crackers as
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: a grown up?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to eat animal crackers and like listen
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to aerospid and be in space. And then I found
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: out that like Ben Affleck is a menace, It's a
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: literal menace.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Garner deserves better.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: You deserve better, and j Lo, do not make me
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: stand by you a third time when this one time
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: around goes dark and then you want to try it again.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I mean they're married, So.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: They were married the first time.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: No, they weren't. Oh they never got married. They just
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: got engaged. And then I I forget what broke them up.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: And then they spent all those years being in relationships
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: with other people when they should have just been in
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: relationships with them. It's the Johnny Cash effect all over again.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It makes me so upset. I hate it. Just admit
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: that you want to be with that person and don't
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: fuck over other people's lives.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I just hate Ben Affleck because his stories get to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: be made and they're not that interesting. Like him and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Matt Damon.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: They were in a dorm room, they had a lot
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: of time on their hands. They wrote down some journals.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Like, you know what's a great idea? You know it's
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: a right idea? What if? Like you're a janitor, but
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: you can do math? What and you're right? So many
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: of the movies about.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Centering white men in the nineties were literally like.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, we get it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You had a shit childhood. No one believed in you,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: no one believed in you. You've just been here on
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: this farm, on this boat, in using a mop as
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a janitor. Yeah, but I see something in you. And
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: your country needs you. Your country, your university, your town.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: You're it. You're in need.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: We need you to build a base ball diamond in
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: your farm.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Listen, don't come for Field of Dreams. I love that
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: movie so hard.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen all the Field of Dreams either,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: But also though, somebody looked at Ben Affleck when Dan said,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: you know what would be a great idea? Batman?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Batman, And that's when I was done. I was number one.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Let me reenact the first photo they released of said
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Affleck as Batman, and it's Batman sitting like this.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I want to watch that Batman. I was watching clips
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: of Christian Bales Batman and I was like, why why
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: did anybody come in after Christian Bale? This is perfect?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Who wants to watch bandic depressive Batman? I don't know.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: He has money and unlimited legal power.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: It got them, don't you dare?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Bring me mopey Batman?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Right? If I had money and unlimited legal power, there's
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: no telling what I would do. Everyone would be literate,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: everyone would be fed. Yeah, everyone would have a place
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: to live.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And what's Bruce Wayne doing? Fucking poudy and.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: He's and mad because people are upset that they don't
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: have a place to live or livable.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Wages, right, just bouting And it's like, sir, you have
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: to be Batman. You just have to unleash some of
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: this cash that you have, right, which, again, armigadd and Batman,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: they're very like solutions to a problem where.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: It's like, okay, the people of Gotham, Alfred, did you
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: know that the people of Gotham they do not know
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: where their next meal is coming from? And then Alfred's
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: so like, oh, yes, good sir, I did know that.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, okay, I think I'm gonna fight that guy
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: in the sewer. Could you like build me my third batmobile?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Because this one has to go in the sewer.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Did you know this movie has I'm sorry to change
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: to knock you off your bed, but did you know
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: this movie has six credited writers?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Jools. It's our ultimate joke. A
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: group of white men sat in a room and they're like,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go to space? What about you,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Steve Troy? You ever want to be in space? I've
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: always wanted to know what the astronauts did?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: What are the astronauts? Wouldn't it be so cool? We
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: like blow up a comment, Well, well, Steven Tyler rips
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: on a guitar. Does Steven Tyler play guitar? I think
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: he just sings.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know that one guy plays the guitar Skiller
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Scroller like someone commented the other names of the I
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: know I known the names of the fan marrows of
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Aerosmith because I do love Aerosmith, Like you cannot play
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: an Aerosmith thod and I'm not horridically excited.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: The only Aerosmith factoid that I have retained. We went
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a cup
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I've been a couple of times because my family's from Cleveland,
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: and so we were visiting family went to the Rock
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: and Roll Hall of Fame and I just watched the
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: PBS documentary about the history of music. It was fantastic.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Can't buy it anywhere makes me sad. So we went
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: because it was in partnership with the Rock and Roll
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Hall of Fame and PBS to produce it. And they
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: had these little clips that you could go into these
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: like little tiny theaters and watch these video clips. I
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: don't know what it looks like now, I haven't been
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: this century. And somebody's interviewing Stephen Tyler and he goes
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: and the question was like, did you make a lot
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: of money being in Aerosmith? And he's like yeah, when
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: all it all went up my nose. Listen, I did
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: this is the clip you chose to show in the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: museum part of the Hall of Fame. Or maybe it
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: was the Experienced Music Project in Seattle. I'm getting the
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: too confused, but either way, like that's the factoid that
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I remember.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Listen. I am on a very fun and funny episode
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: of Traversing the Stars podcast.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: My friend Jad used to be on it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: It's me, his wife Trina, and I and he made
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: me watch it's this rock and roll documentary and there's
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: two parts and one part is like eighties glam met rock,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: which is what we watched, and then the other part
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: with the like second part is.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Punk rock. And it might just.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Literally be called the History of rock or whatever, but
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: for what they like, GD was like, okay, so Nathley, like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: what did you think, because you know, I'm so hateful
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: about things, And I was like, I never thought that
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I would sit in my couch and for an hour
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and a half just be so endeared by a twenty
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: one year old Brett Michaels passing out flyers to try
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and get people to come to his show, knowing one
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: day he'll be poison and everyone will know poison and
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: everyone will know every rose has its thorn.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like and they like they had a scene of
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: like Ozzy Osbourne coherent yeah and making eggs yeah, the.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Early like when they get when they when you see
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: interviews of like famous groups before they're big, it really
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: is charming because really, like all these sweet kids who
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: are talented and really really want to do something love it.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: They're so cute. They were all very adorable, even the
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: one who was so coked out of his mind that
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: his mom would just like push his pool floating with
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: like a broomstick to try and get him out of
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the pool or to hand him a beer. And I
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: cannot remember which rock legend it was, but it was
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: one of them.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: It was one of them. That sounds so.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Funny, and I think it's why I love them. And
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you know what movie we should have watched instead of
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: this one? Rock Star? I love the movie rock Star
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: with Mark Wahlberg. Say that's Marky Mark, right?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Mark?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: And honestly, rock Star is my dream every show, any
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: live show that I'm in. I don't want to go
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to space at fucking all? Are you kidding me?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want to leave it. I don't want to
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: leave gravity. I got it?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Uhh Did you see how many things were flying at
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: those people in space? Well?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: And then how do we know get somebody who's doing
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: real science or Christian science, right, or or the meg science?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: How do we know that this person did just have
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a deep love for twenty eight days?
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Have you noticed it's always whoever discovers it, it's always
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: just a hobbyist, right. I just discovered, like, oh my god,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: today is asteroid? Right?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I get today after my wife because this fucking bitch.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: But every live show I met, it could be Broadway,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: it could be comedy, it could be a a a
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: soda shop quartet on the streets of Disney World.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Every I'm always.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Just primed and ready. Oh my god, I'm going to
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: drag but runch on Sunday and it's Halloween drag Brunch
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna wear my Venus fly Trap costume. I
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: will just be primed and ready and be like, okay,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: just in case, just in case one of the false.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I'm ready.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. I am ready to I'm ready. I am
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Marky Mark in that movie where he's just like he
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: has a band, he loves that band, and should someone
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: die of a heart attack on that stage, he can
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: fill in.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: There's literally three place that I'm like, I know those
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: characters and all of their lines tap me in Coach
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: and like, people are like, are you even enjoying this?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm having a wonderful Top're like okay, They're like,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to make dead eye contact with the FC.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I want them to know, tap me in coach, I'm
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: ready any moment I can and honestly, it's how I
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: think I'll get I'll drop out TV. I think I'll
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: be on a tour, someone won't show up.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: What are we gonna do?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? And Sam will just look
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: at me and it'll be like, you've had some good
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: jokes today. You want to do up? Actually, And I'll
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: be like, sure, I'm a dub ass. I'll actually know
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: trivia and he'll.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Be like, even better, even better, don't meet trap. Oh
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: my gosh, that's so funny. I feel like a lot
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: of people have that dream about their lives and there
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: like not because we are not creatively repressed, but people who.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Are, Yeah, they just feel like at some point, Denzel
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Washington's gonna be like, do you play football?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Did you ever play like football with your dad?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Oh? My god, your arms are so buffed? You do
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: you never think you're playing football?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Do you ever think about playing football? And that's why
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Joe Alwy had to break up with Taylor Swift because
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: no one ever asked him if he wanted to play football.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I think no one ever asked him if he knew
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: how to play guitar.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, also that, but yeah, also the rampant nineties.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: So we talked about the R word, and we talked
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: about the rampant racism, but also the rampant sexism.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: In this movie.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: They had one lady astronaut on their team, and Steve
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Muscemi was like, what if I.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Hump her leg?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, until she loves me. Yeah, and if she hits me,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Live Tyler didn't get to talk to any women.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: And also when Steve Vesemi goes to the strip club
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: and then like that woman, I don't know what her
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: accent was supposed to be Eastern European, Yeah, just vague
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Eastern European accent. And I was like, oh right, So
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: we have Daddy's little girl, we have the smart one,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: and then we have the stripper. So all of the
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: male fantasies just in what and it's a smart when
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: this being a smart one is in a male fantasy.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Whatever that.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, they threw us a bone.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, they won't be mad if the astronaut knows
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: how to do math.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, the this movie was very religious? Was it
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: the amount of times they were like God help us,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: and not like in a God help us. It was
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: like all right, God get me out of this kind
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: of thing.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I truly believe that the only thing that could actually
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: turn someone into an atheist is being in fucking space.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: What do you think is above space?
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I want to know. I don't know, I because again
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I wrote down, I'm so confused.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Now, science, Jules, they to like look up a thake
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: pace on what science was made up? Are we gonna science?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: And what science was science? You should have been taught
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: in the fourth grade, Les Jeueles. Last week, you've never
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: been to slumber camp. And now we know you've never
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: been to science camp.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: We went to his science camp for a week in
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: sixth grade. It was but it was like Earth science. Oh,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: like look at these plants. Actually, I don't even know
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: if we did that. All I remember is playing volleyball.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a former astronaut because in the fifth
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: grade and in the fifth grade I t wit to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: space camp and I had to be in the control
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: room over for our fake challenger, and then people were
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: in another room. It was like a whole simulator. And
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: this is probably why I never want to be in space.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Well for help now, yeah, Billy Bob, I'm ready tag
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: me in, Biden.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I can do it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So I'm Billy Bob Thornton, which like his job is stressful,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and then like six of my peers are at the
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: decks rore be like Nady, did we pack rashes? And
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, dude, you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: But also Billy Bob is regretful because he is physically
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: enable to go to space, but I'm pretty confident he
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: was healthier than everyone they sat in space.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Except for Michael Clark. Don't Nadley, what's the pressure doing?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I actually don't have a good grasp
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: on numbers. And then by fifth grade gifted and talented
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: teacher is just overrichel to be like Dady, we prepared
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: for this for seven weeks and then I was like,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you also gave this whole camp because it was called
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Challenger Camp.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: And I was like, isn't that the shuttle that blew
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: the fuck up? But it sounds like by Armageddon standards,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: you're a perfect candidate.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, the whole camp was what if we
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: fixed what went wrong with the Challenger?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Like the fifth grade, the.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Fifth grade students in northwest Indiana were like, don't worry, Dasa,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I got it. Oh my god, so I am a
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: former astronaut.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. I just feel like I don't feel so
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: bad now about having Christian school science.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Because I had extreme space science.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Not everyone in my class got to go like I
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: was one of the spark kids and I got.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: To go on a special all right, I got to
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: go on a special trip.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, then, year olds can fix Natha And you
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: haven't been able to tell for my type a personality
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: and my general bidder and resentment for the world around me.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I was a gifted and talented kid. They did pull
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: me away from my peers to be like, hey, you
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: your special hold that off your shoulders for.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: The you'll do amazing things. Meanwhile things we're all just
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: slowly dying inside because we can't cope.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: And yes, it did give me adhd it turns out
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: or I already had it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: And hey, and hey Julia, when it comes to Billy
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Bob Thornton in space, why not me?
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Why not me? Dad? Why not me? Oh my god,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like overheating because of all the laughing.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, miss, I just want to fall asleep. No, you
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to fall asleep.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: And says I Miss the song.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Do you know because you would miss my face? Sir,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I don't want to miss a thing because I miss you.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's brilliant's all right, yes, because.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Miss baby baby, and I don't want to want to
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: miss a thing, right, which plays into the daddy's girl.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: God, I poor what And you know we talked about
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the stripper, we talked about the really smart lady, and
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you talked about wait, can I just read.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: One more thing? Quote? I promised my little girl I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: coming home.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you broke that promise, whether fucker.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: But also stop calling her a little girl.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Also that so Armageddon had the trifecta, the virgin, the whore,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: and the smart lady, the scientist, you know, the holy trinity,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: the holy Trinity. Stephen Tyler recreates that whole dynamic with
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Alicia Silverstone. It Live Tyler that won music videos in
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: for Did I just blow your bocke? You did because
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: because both of them are all of the they're very smart,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: they're at private school, they're virgins look at their skirts.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, but they're also whoorse. Oh my god, there was that.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you're gonna clip tonight.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: This whole thing is fucking oh God, I may have
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: this might just be in for the rest of the week.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I won't clip my own show this week, or I'll
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: save a bunch of clips for the weekend. I I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: was a child when someone had to tell me because
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: that's a that's another that's another music video. That's a
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: fucking straight bainn.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: What song is it?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Oh God, but I was while you're googling, I was
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a child when someone had to break it to me.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, Steven Tyler, he put his daughter and his
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: daughter's best friend isn't crazy. It is crazy Cray.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: That's a great song.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: And there and they're just gyriting in their fucking schoolgirls
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: skirts and flipping people off, And was like, that's Stephen
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Tyler's little girl.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, ah, I just really need us to
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: stop call like grown ass women little girls.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: No, I think they were teenagers when they play movie
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I need.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find that hold on. I gotta retell.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Wo God, but that music video is a bigger everything three.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so they were. That song was released in
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: ninety three, so the music video was.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Ninety four at the latest. Because usually the singles get
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: the videos right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Okay, so they were children. They were literal children,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: just in.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Their fucking horse spurts. Forgot they're Jesus slut skirts.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Is Catholic schoolgirl fantasy.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I have a Catholic schoolgirl skirt because they do Highlander
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Weekend at the Renaissance Festival.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I believe it. Okay, So nineteen ninety four, Uh huh,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: she's she was seventeen, lived Tyler. She's the same age
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: as my brother. I didn't realize that.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: All right, that's still too young, Natalie, still too Yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, do you not see me dying inside? I
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: think that gave me. Oh what are my other favorite lines?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Is what are you doing with the gun in space?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, what are you doing.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: With the gun? He doesn't. Again, my brain goes, I
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: actually know a faara mount about pew pews because I
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: was raised by a cough. And I'm thinking, I don't
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: think that's gonna actually work. Holl meol Like those are
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: the science I did know from the movie.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Actually I don't know how the robot's guns were and
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: why doesn't the robot have a gun in space? What
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: could the Mars rover need a robot four or done
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: for I don't know.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I honestly don't know, Like it literally
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: is like I can't believe, Like I just there's so
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: many things watching this movie back from just like I
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: watched this movie multiple times, and because I saw it
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: in the movie theater a couple of times, and then
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: of course when it came out on VHS, I bought it, duh,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And like I sat there watching it the other day
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: and I was just like, how did we not call
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: so much into question about this film?
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Because because the trick was too good?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, is it because we were enamored
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: by Steven Tyler's vocal stylings? Always always full, Jules?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: We are rounded up on that hour? Did we talk
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: about the movie?
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I have no dementia, which apparently looks just like normal
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: male behavior. Also, you know what else did it happen
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: with the when their spacesuits exploded and they died, No
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: one turned into ice? And I thought that that's how
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Bruce Willis died. I did think about the nuke. I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: thought he froze to death, because that's what I know
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: happens in space.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what guardians are. The galaxy taught us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: The nuke thing was interesting too, Like there was just
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: a lot of like we believe these things can exist
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: in space because they happen on.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Earth, just like we deserve the dinosaurs deserve to roam
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: the Earth again, but only in a zoo. Just like
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I don't care that that lion is a apex predator
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: of the savannah and climbs fucking mountains in Africa.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: He can't get to you. We put did I tell
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: you that?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: The last time I was at the zoo, I watched
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: a squirrel just parkour off of the like electrical feds
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: that they keep around the lions. And I will say it,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, it's not even on. I goel that squirrel.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: That squirrel just walked it like a tight rope.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: That or he's just so fast it's not gonna get on.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: He just parkour. That's how squirrels survive. They are the
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: inventors of parkour. Oh my god.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: One time I had like a whole ass gaggle like
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: sixteen squirrels of my yard and I was like, I'm
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be late to whatever I'm going to because it
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: was just too fun watching little plays. Butch was how
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: comfortable where you were with my choice of Armageddon.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I am not comfortable with this movie at all. Everybody,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: come on, it's there's and it's like, you know how
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: like there's some movies when they use the R word
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, like everything else is fine, Like.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: What's eating Gilbert grape? What do you mean when the
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: lewis oh?
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Okay? You know, as an example that comes to mind,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: here spray yeah, and I feel like ten things I
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: hate about you and drop it, so like that's what.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: But but like this is like this is like it's
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: not it's not just the R word. It's like it's
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: like you're you're just watching this and you're like, something's
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: not right. And then the and then the scene with
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: you know, Mark Curry and the New York getting blown up,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: and then and then and then the R word and
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: then and then and you're just like, there's no saving
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: grace for this film in terms of age, and it's
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: best so uncomfortable. And then when they're showing New York
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: getting hit by all the asteroids and then they do
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  Speaker 2: a pan of the skyline and the Twin Towers are
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  Speaker 2: on fire, I was like, this is so awkward, like
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  Speaker 2: that the what you're saying, I mean, I get it,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: it's like years before nine to eleven, but now we're
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  Speaker 2: in a post nine to eleven world, So like seeing
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  Speaker 2: that imagery is very alarming.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying that nine to eleven not only took
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  Speaker 1: away country music but also the film Armageddon, I'm leaving
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  Speaker 1: that live on the internet. You can't tell me otherwise
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  Speaker 1: that Toby Keith didn't use a tragedy to ruin country music.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, so I'm very uncomfortable with this movie. And
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  Speaker 2: so yeah, Natalie, the next movie I pick is gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a fucking sports.
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  Speaker 1: Movie, not another sports movie.
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  Speaker 2: JK.
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  Speaker 1: We picked. Here's the thing everyone, here's a little behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes behind the curtain, Okay, Beach Jos and I,
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  Speaker 1: Jules and I we sat down on one of our
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  Speaker 1: weekly meetings and we were like, you know what movies
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  Speaker 1: have anniversaries? And we look and I found a list
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  Speaker 1: that took us month through month anniversary films like big
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  Speaker 1: ones like twenty, twenty, fifth, ten, fifteen, like shit that
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  Speaker 1: I was like, surely this will be on the internet
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  Speaker 1: and the hashtags and the algorithm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then so then we crafted an entire Still Comfy
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  Speaker 1: season around that because it's again twenty five years, right,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, Notice how no one we're talking eighteen because
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  Speaker 1: it's ninety eight.
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  Speaker 2: It's ninety eight, so twenty five. Notice how no one's
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  Speaker 2: talking about the twenty fifth anniversary of Armageddon or.
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  Speaker 1: Did we miss it because it was in the summer.
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  Speaker 1: I know no one was talking about it. No one
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  Speaker 1: went on Instagram live, because that's how I found out
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  Speaker 1: that Ten Things I Hate About You was having it
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  Speaker 1: or not How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
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  Speaker 1: was having an anniversary. So Joels and I we played
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  Speaker 1: a whole fucking Still Coffee season, and then you know
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  Speaker 1: what happens. You know what happens. Those Disney executives decided
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: to get really fucking greedy, and they were like, you know,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: who doesn't deserve to eat the writers that we've built
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: our platform above upon. So the Jewels and I were like, well,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: there goes our movie show. And then we had another
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  Speaker 1: one of our meetings and strike stuff was getting lessened,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: and and we were just like, all right, we got
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  Speaker 1: to fucking plan and we literally just took that list
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: and moved it to new dates, not thinking are there
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: other movies you've listed, We've listed like eighteen other movies
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  Speaker 1: that we enjoy on this Life. Ten things I hate
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: about you? Clue, are you done? Clueless? Rock Star rock Star,
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  Speaker 1: Field of Dream Field of Dreams, Uh, deep impact?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe I probably? I don't know the meg.
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  Speaker 1: And at no point did we go should we read
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  Speaker 1: this list or should we just move it to new dates?
• 1:00:44
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  Speaker 1: Resent me every day. She's like Mom's always talking on
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• 1:01:32
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  Speaker 2: that we do this week on pop Culture makes me jealous.
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  Speaker 1: Is everyone praying at noon for Britney a all of
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? All you know about that one I'm talking about.
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