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Phone Tap: Do You Know Hank's Hardware? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: In our never ending quest to be annoying to people
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  Speaker 2: over the phone, we put a challenge forward to our
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  Speaker 2: own Brook Fox and told her to call a major
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  Speaker 2: retailer and ask for directions to another competing business. And
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  Speaker 2: then when the person refuses or doesn't know, then you
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  Speaker 2: give them the directions okay to me.
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  Speaker 3: Even though they never asked.
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  Speaker 2: It'll prove the point that you are the most annoying
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  Speaker 2: customer ever.
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  Speaker 4: Hah.
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  Speaker 2: That's when you win the prank battle. So best of
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  Speaker 2: luck to Brook. We'll see how quickly she can get
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  Speaker 2: under this guy's skin in your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Tap right down another week.
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  Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling home doers get more done? This
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  Speaker 3: is Blake? How gonna help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Blake?
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  Speaker 4: This is Pam Puffer. I was just in your.
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  Speaker 3: Store earlier, all right, not gonna help you?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I just drove off and I forgot to ask
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  Speaker 4: for directions. Do you know where Hank's Hardware is?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: You don't. No, I've never heard of Hank's Hardware.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know where Hanks is?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Is there something?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: Get a pin, I just write this down. So from
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  Speaker 4: your store, you're going to take a left out of
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  Speaker 4: the parking lot and then go about five blocks and
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  Speaker 4: you'll hit one hundred and thirtieth Street, and then you'll
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  Speaker 4: turn right at the Chevron. Wow gas station.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's going on here? Why are you giving
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  Speaker 3: directions to another hardware store.
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  Speaker 4: It's not just any hardware store, it's Hank's. So once
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  Speaker 4: you're at the Chevron, are we there? Okay, you're going
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  Speaker 4: to continue about five hundred feet and then you'll see
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  Speaker 4: a side street fifty six I think, but it'll be
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  Speaker 4: on the left and then right next to the Thai
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  Speaker 4: restaurant Tyronosaurus Bite, funny name.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Why are you telling me this?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm helping you. You didn't know where Hanks was.
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  Speaker 3: I gathered that. I totally I'm with you up to
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  Speaker 3: that point. Great, Why do I know where Hanks is? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone should know. It's a great little shot. So do
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  Speaker 4: you need any other help with the directions or do you.
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  Speaker 3: Think you got it? No? I think I think I'm good.
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  Speaker 3: It's you know, right at the Chevron and look for
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  Speaker 3: the Thai restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah great, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully I was helpful. Yeah, you were great. Is there
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  Speaker 3: anything else I could do for you?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's it. Have a great day, by.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, we're doers. Get more done. This is Blake. How
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  Speaker 3: can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Blake, it's Pam again. Remember I called a few
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  Speaker 4: minutes ago?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Hank's place?
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  Speaker 2: You remembered.
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  Speaker 4: I guess what I'm at Hank's Hardware right now.
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  Speaker 3: Nice you found it.
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  Speaker 4: I have the funniest story to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Ah No, that's all right. I'm sorry. I've got yes silly.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna love this because when I got here, I
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  Speaker 4: actually met Hank himself and I told him about our conversation.
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  Speaker 4: And he can't believe you don't know where his story
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  Speaker 4: is because you're not that far. I mean you're only
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  Speaker 4: about a mile and a half away.
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  Speaker 3: Did you give him directions with how? Well?
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  Speaker 4: It's funny you say that because I asked Hank, I said,
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  Speaker 4: do you know where the home door is because this
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  Speaker 4: nice guy named Blake works there. And guess what he said.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing he knows exactly where we work.
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  Speaker 4: That's the crazy part.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't know you either.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So I told him yep, I told him, when he
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  Speaker 4: leaves that driveway at Hank's Hardware, he needs to take
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  Speaker 4: a rite drive about five hundred feet down fifty sixth Street.
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  Speaker 4: I did confirm that is the street.
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  Speaker 3: And then he's gonna say it lady, Oh, Pam? Was it, Pam? Yes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I really don't need directions with the store that I'm
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  Speaker 3: alread yet. I'm already.
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  Speaker 4: I don't mean to interrupt, but are you grumpy?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a little perturbed. I'll go look perturbed.
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  Speaker 4: Do you need like a cup of coffee to perk
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  Speaker 4: you up? Because there's this great place called Daisy's Brew
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to know where it is?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? You're not going to do this to
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  Speaker 3: make him all right. You're not gonna get me a
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  Speaker 3: where You're gonna be like reeling off three minutes of
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  Speaker 3: directions because I already know where it is. Okay, I've
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  Speaker 3: been there.
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  Speaker 4: You know where Daisy's is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do that is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: That's the funniest story yet because I just made daisies up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it doesn't even exist, because this is
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  Speaker 4: all just a prank phone call. Yeah, because this is
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  Speaker 4: actually Broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the Morning. Your coworkers set you up for a phone tub.
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  Speaker 3: Great, Great, because I have nothing better to do it
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  Speaker 3: my job.
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  Speaker 4: Dan wants to say, Hey, you're doing a good job
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  Speaker 4: dealing with all the crazies at work.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, the type of people I deal with
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  Speaker 3: from day to day. This was not out of the
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  Speaker 3: realm of possibilities. The tank Tam really exists. That is
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  Speaker 3: that a real place or this whole thing's completely fabricated. No,
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  Speaker 3: you should go.
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  Speaker 4: You should check it out. Just go take a write.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're going to see the side street fifty six, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: and then and then the tie place is going to
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  Speaker 4: be remember right there on your.
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  Speaker 3: Right Yeah, oh I get it. Yeah, wake up.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
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