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Phone Tap: Hans Needs A Job · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today we call a woman who just got hired to
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  Speaker 1: do career counseling for people from other countries who just
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  Speaker 1: moved to North America for work.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what a sweet woman.
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  Speaker 1: And she's been doing phone interviews right now to see
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  Speaker 1: if she can get clients, you know, in the right direction.
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  Speaker 1: And her first person scheduled for the day might give
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  Speaker 1: her the biggest challenge of the all. He's a fiery
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  Speaker 1: german Man named Hans Gloobah and he has a very
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  Speaker 1: spotty work history in his recent past. Maybe she can
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  Speaker 1: help him in your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello, Marian.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, my name is Hans Gluoba. I am scheduled to
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  Speaker 4: be havings a meeting as his time as the council
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  Speaker 4: of as a choreos.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hi, yes Hans, that would be like to top two.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is in pleasure to be meeting on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, I think he's come to the right place. So
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  Speaker 3: I've got to ask you what kind of career or
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  Speaker 3: job are you looking for?
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  Speaker 2: Very good question. Well, I'm very open to most of
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  Speaker 2: these things.
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  Speaker 4: So perhaps if I maybe tell you about my previous
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  Speaker 4: experience you can help me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, sure that's yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I will go down the least of my restume
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  Speaker 4: and I tell you the jobs I have done in
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  Speaker 4: the last maybe eighteen months.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's great, let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I was vaffle house cook for seven days. You know,
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  Speaker 4: the Vaffel House, the house of the vaffles.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm familiar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, one whole week, one whole weekends. Then all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden, I find out I'm allergic to vaffles.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, can you believe that?
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  Speaker 4: Though the hirem is a waffle house, all of a
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  Speaker 4: sudden I have hives all over my German body.
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  Speaker 2: The vaffles though very delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard to stop even when you're allergic.
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  Speaker 3: The seven days don't really look great on a resume.
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  Speaker 1: They might question that.
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  Speaker 3: So let's here. What else do you done?
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  Speaker 4: Well? I have done the balloon animals for the kids'
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  Speaker 4: birthday parties.
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  Speaker 3: That's a skill, that that is I well.
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  Speaker 4: I trained for many years, and I bring the company
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  Speaker 4: over here and then I name it Birthday blow is
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  Speaker 4: for the children dot com, And all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: all the parents are like, oh, what is the Birthday Blowy?
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  Speaker 2: And take it down my website. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I think you were saying something you didn't intend to say,
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  Speaker 3: So that's understandable. There can be a language barrier, that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's try.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see what else we have on there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean I have done a little entertainment on the television.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm oh interesting, Okay, what kind of entertainment did you do?
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  Speaker 4: I have been in four different sialist commercials. You're not sialists?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have seen that commercial.
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  Speaker 2: Do you recognize me?
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  Speaker 3: Well, not over the not over the shah.
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  Speaker 4: Now, oh I am type of celebrity in the ED
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  Speaker 4: community because all of a sudden, everyone say, oh, you
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  Speaker 4: are the guy from the commercial. You're the face of Cialis,
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, that is me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that that is definitely an accomplishment. It's something, it's
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  Speaker 3: something you always have. I'm just not sure it's ideal for.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it led me to my other job. I was
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  Speaker 4: also the bad guy number three in the Bond movies.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like James Bonding?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do like James Bond.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I wasn't even in the top ten.
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  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, I do couple of Cialis commercial
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  Speaker 4: and next thing you know, boom All Top three and number.
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  Speaker 2: Three Bad Guy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well well this we might be onto something.
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  Speaker 3: Vondervar sounds like you definitely have an entertainment background, so
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  Speaker 3: we could very entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: My last film you've heard of Nicholas Cage. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: was Seekerless Cage.
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  Speaker 3: This a t Oh my god? Yeah no, yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: think I see where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like me to send you a link?
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  Speaker 4: It's called Adult National Treasure where she has to find
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  Speaker 4: my treasure.
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  Speaker 3: Oh goodness, yeah, goodness. No, I've got the idea. But
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  Speaker 3: I think maybe we're beering off in a direction that
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  Speaker 3: maybe we don't want to go into.
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  Speaker 4: I am just very versatile in the entertainment industry.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds that way, it truly does, but I'm much
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  Speaker 3: more your person's going to help you get a good
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  Speaker 3: job in an office or I don't know, a sales position.
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  Speaker 4: I have been in the sales Germany. I'm a Jacuzzi salesman.
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  Speaker 3: Oh who doesn't like a Jacuzzi?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that was my slogan, who does not like za Jacuzzi?
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  Speaker 4: And then I would go in naked and I would
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  Speaker 4: show them how good it worked, and then they would walk.
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  Speaker 2: Out and I got fired.
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  Speaker 3: I do have to go now, but I want you
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  Speaker 3: to stay positive and don't lose hope.
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  Speaker 4: I'm kind of disappointed because your best friend, Carrie Anne,
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  Speaker 4: she told me if I call you in least off
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  Speaker 4: of a bunch of random fake jobs, that you would
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  Speaker 4: still be able.
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  Speaker 2: To help me.
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  Speaker 3: Cherry Anne told you to do what.
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  Speaker 4: She told me, to call you and prank you and
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  Speaker 4: waste your time at work.
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, my real name is actually jose from the radio
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  Speaker 4: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing
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  Speaker 4: on phone hopping on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, oh my god, this isn't real.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy you're not a real guy looking for it.
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  Speaker 4: But seriously, do you really want me to send you
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  Speaker 4: as a link to the Sickless Cage for the other
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  Speaker 4: A movie?
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  Speaker 2: I did?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, No, I'm I'm good. Thank you.
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