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Phone Tap PODCAST: Water Bill Benzes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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  Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. It's another Jubels phone taps on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: toy I'm moving five. Hello. Hi, my name is Mikey
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  Speaker 1: Pendergrass and I'm calling from public utility as I was
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  Speaker 1: looking to speak with Christine. Yes, this Hi Christine. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling today because we're actually getting in touch with everybody
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  Speaker 1: in your surrounding area to let them know of higher
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  Speaker 1: than expected water bills for the upcoming period. Yeah. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I actually already know about that because I received one. Um. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, but just to let you know
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  Speaker 1: it's not going to be forever. Just for the next
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  Speaker 1: few months, you might see higher than expected bills, Okay, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, but why um, why is it higher? Okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: just to let you know they'll be a little higher
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  Speaker 1: than expected. I'm glad we could have this conversation and
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  Speaker 1: if you have any more questions, you can simply call
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  Speaker 1: it WHOA You didn't You didn't answer my question though.
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  Speaker 1: I look, I called last week and no one gave
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  Speaker 1: me any answers. So, yes, I understand that it's higher,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm the person who's paying two hundred dollars a
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  Speaker 1: month more here, Like, I need to know why what
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  Speaker 1: going on? It was two hundred dollars more than you
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  Speaker 1: usually pay. Yeah, this is not cool. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: more than I expected. Yeah, so like, what's going on? Okay? Well,
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  Speaker 1: do you promise you won't say anything to any of
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  Speaker 1: my bosses if I tell you the truth about your bill? Look, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I can't promise that. I just need to know why
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting screwed, all right. Well, a few of the
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  Speaker 1: top guys here just got new cars, like top of
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  Speaker 1: the line, what the hell like? Beautiful rides like I
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  Speaker 1: got to sit in the back of one on the
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  Speaker 1: way to lunch the other day with my supervisor. Are
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  Speaker 1: my gosh hitting me? No, I'm not. I would live
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  Speaker 1: in the back or one of those things. It's better
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  Speaker 1: than my apartment. So you're telling me that your supervisor
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  Speaker 1: raised the cost of my water bill, So you can
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  Speaker 1: go sit in the backseat of some fancy ride. Well,
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me right now? Well, it's not just him,
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  Speaker 1: it's like all of the management guys. They all got
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  Speaker 1: new Mercedes. I was in the break room the other
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  Speaker 1: day getting water and I heard all of them talking
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  Speaker 1: and joking around. They're like, how are we going to
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  Speaker 1: pay for our new cars? And then one of them
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  Speaker 1: was like, we should just raise rates for a few months,
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  Speaker 1: and then they all laughed and walked out. Do you
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  Speaker 1: understand that this is illegal? Do you understand that what
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me right now is illegal? Really, it's illegal
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  Speaker 1: to raise somebody's water rates to buy new cars. What
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have a
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  Speaker 1: brain inside of your skull? Of course it's illegal. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: this is up. I think I just realized I shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have told you that information. Yeah, but you did so
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  Speaker 1: now I know. I'm new here and I didn't know better.
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  Speaker 1: Can we act like we never had this conversation? No?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm gonna tell everybody. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: call my neighbors. I'm gonna walk around my neighborhood with
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  Speaker 1: flyers and put it on every single person's door. So
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  Speaker 1: you know why the water bill went up two hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars a month? Are you curious? Oh? Man, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: angry right now. What the dude? I definitely shouldn't tell
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  Speaker 1: you about the boats then? Huh? What about a boat? Mean?
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  Speaker 1: All those guys were talking about how they're getting boats
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  Speaker 1: too next year, so I wouldn't be surprised if your
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  Speaker 1: rates go up again? Are you hitting me? If I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that you were from the utility company, I
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  Speaker 1: would have thought this is a prank call. This is
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  Speaker 1: so ridiculous. Oh well it is. What Yeah, you're pretty smart.
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  Speaker 1: It is a prank call. What this is actually Jewbil
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  Speaker 1: from brook and Jewbil in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Your friend Laurie set you up. Are
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  Speaker 1: you freaking kidding me? No? She said you've been complaining
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  Speaker 1: about your water bill and wanted me to prank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe. But really, if those
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  Speaker 1: guys got new cars, you wouldn't mind paying two hundred bucks, right?
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  Speaker 1: I really believe it.