Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Double Engaged
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. In today's phone tap,
- 0:17Speaker 1: we call a wedding efficient whose schedule is booking up
- 0:20Speaker 1: really quickly this year, and sometimes he gets unusual requests
- 0:25Speaker 1: from a couple for the big day. Like his wife
- 0:27Speaker 1: told us one person wanted him to dress up like
- 0:30Speaker 1: a giant chicken for the seah, oh wow, oh my god.
- 0:34Speaker 1: And according to her, he'll do it if you bame
- 0:37Speaker 1: him enough money. But cool. Today, we have a request
- 0:41Speaker 1: that's gonna make him pause and say, wait a second.
- 0:45Speaker 1: I don't know if morally I can go through with this.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Morally you're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
- 0:52Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties. Hello, Jimmer Weddings. Hi, this
- 1:00Speaker 1: is Nathan. I've been emailing with you recently about possibly
- 1:03Speaker 1: officiating a wedding. Yes, Nathan, how's it going. It's going well.
- 1:08Speaker 1: I'm good. Listen. I've read all your reviews. Man, you
- 1:10Speaker 1: seem like a great match for me, all right. I
- 1:13Speaker 1: know we haven't met, but I was just hoping that
- 1:14Speaker 1: we can lock some dates down in the books. Well,
- 1:17Speaker 1: congratulations obviously, and thank you. I do officiate several weddings,
- 1:20Speaker 1: so I thought I could, like, you know, put you
- 1:22Speaker 1: down for sure. So it's on July eighth. Oh, can't
- 1:27Speaker 1: let me just look through my calendar July and August twelve?
- 1:37Speaker 1: What oh? I said, the eighth of July and then
- 1:42Speaker 1: the twelfth of August. So you have two dates in mind.
- 1:47Speaker 1: You're not sure which one yet or no? I'm I'm
- 1:50Speaker 1: sorry if that was confusing. It's for two different women.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I'm double engaged. I am. I don't think I understand
- 2:01Speaker 1: what you're talking about me. Okay, long story short. I
- 2:03Speaker 1: fell in love with two women, Valerie and Tamera, and
- 2:07Speaker 1: I couldn't decide which one I wanted to marry. So
- 2:09Speaker 1: you know, I just said screw it. I proposed to
- 2:11Speaker 1: them both. Wow. I don't think I have ever had
- 2:19Speaker 1: anyone called me about this, right? They both said, yes, dude,
- 2:23Speaker 1: I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I can't believe
- 2:26Speaker 1: it's still you sound like you're grinning ear to ear um.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Oh I am. Let me ask you this. Do they
- 2:33Speaker 1: both know that this is the plan? Well, I mean
- 2:37Speaker 1: I've dropped hints, but I haven't like come out and
- 2:39Speaker 1: like said it. You know, I don't want to be rude. Well,
- 2:44Speaker 1: I think it's important that they know. You're probably right,
- 2:47Speaker 1: But for you, it's a double paycheck. So sure, sure,
- 2:51Speaker 1: but again, I think you might have a little bit off.
- 2:55Speaker 1: I have a look at your website in the past
- 2:56Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Are you offering some type of bogo?
- 2:59Speaker 1: I would love to use that. If you are, that
- 3:01Speaker 1: would be perfect for me. You think I would offer
- 3:03Speaker 1: buy one, get one for two weddings. I mean, I
- 3:06Speaker 1: was hoping you were, but I'm taking that as a no.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Could be perfectly honest. I think this is morally questionable.
- 3:14Speaker 1: At best. You're doing this that the women do not
- 3:17Speaker 1: know about each other or about your attention to I
- 3:22Speaker 1: didn't think of that. So you are saying that I
- 3:25Speaker 1: should probably do both in the same day. No, no, no, no,
- 3:29Speaker 1: I'm saying, hey, have you seen The Bachelor? Like I've
- 3:33Speaker 1: always wanted to do it? Like the like a final
- 3:35Speaker 1: rose ceremony where both women show up in limos and
- 3:38Speaker 1: whoever gets there first. It's like, right, right, yeah, Well,
- 3:40Speaker 1: it certainly sounds like a TV show. But again, I
- 3:42Speaker 1: think you the women that you have proposed to need
- 3:46Speaker 1: to be aware of what you are intending to do. Okay,
- 3:52Speaker 1: so you think I should marry both of them? You
- 3:54Speaker 1: know what. I trust you. I'm gonna do it. You're
- 3:57Speaker 1: the professional. Hey, Okay, Kim believe I'm gonna have two wives?
- 4:01Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think of this. The only thing
- 4:04Speaker 1: I'm telling you is that there shouldn't be the day
- 4:06Speaker 1: of your getting married to both women. They should discover
- 4:09Speaker 1: about each other. Can I you a favor? Then? If
- 4:11Speaker 1: I paid you a little extra, would you mind telling
- 4:14Speaker 1: them because that would make it way easier. That, unfortunately,
- 4:18Speaker 1: is not the service I provide. I merely officiate. H. So,
- 4:23Speaker 1: how did you tell your wife Paisley that you were
- 4:26Speaker 1: only going to marry her and not another girl? What
- 4:30Speaker 1: was it difficult? Was it hard? Because it sounds tough.
- 4:33Speaker 1: I'm sorry. How do you know my wife's name? Oh?
- 4:35Speaker 1: She said, your schedule has been filling up really quickly
- 4:38Speaker 1: for wedding season, so she thought that we should prank
- 4:40Speaker 1: you from the radio station I'm currently at. Oh, my god. Yeah,
- 4:49Speaker 1: my name is actually Jose from the radios Joe Brick
- 4:51Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. You were doing a phone
- 4:52Speaker 1: tap on you. You were freaking out, dude, you thought
- 4:59Speaker 1: I was really trying to marry you women. Uh yeah,
- 5:01Speaker 1: to put mildly definitely concerning, there's no way I can't
- 5:05Speaker 1: even get one woman to date me, let alone get married.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Oh my god. Week up every morning with phone taps
- 5:19Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
- 5:22Speaker 1: morning