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Phone Tap: My Baby Boy's a Baller · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: our very first jobs. Oh yeah, I guess it's exciting
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  Speaker 1: moment for a young person. I would argue, though, it's
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  Speaker 1: even more exciting for that young person's parents. You know
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  Speaker 1: that they're actually out of the house now earning themselves
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  Speaker 1: a paycheck. I can see that, and that's why today
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  Speaker 1: our own Brook Fox poses as the mother of a
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  Speaker 1: college graduate who just landed his first entry level position
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  Speaker 1: out of school. Okay, let's just say Mama's not completely
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  Speaker 1: happy with the wage that his employer is paying. To
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  Speaker 1: the Sun. Oh no, no, no, mama, that is right, Jose,
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  Speaker 1: that is right. I'm just doing what's best for my baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Mama has some harsh words for the big boss.
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  Speaker 1: At is a new company in your phone? Tap right now? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi is this Wendy? Yeah? Who is this? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Jennifer Ronins, and you actually just hired my son Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to say thank you for giving
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  Speaker 1: him a chance. He is very excited to work at
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  Speaker 1: your company. Okay, I've never had a mom called me,
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  Speaker 1: but you're welcome. Thank you. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know this, but it's his very first job out
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  Speaker 1: of community college. Oh wow, I didn't know that. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's doing a great job, and thanks for calling before
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  Speaker 1: you go. I just like that you said that he
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  Speaker 1: was doing a great job. That's fantastic because I believe
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  Speaker 1: hard work should be rewarded. Don't you agree. Oh are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna set him up with some sort of rewarded home. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's an option. But I spoke with Ryan and he
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  Speaker 1: said his starting salary is only thirty one thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: a year. Okay, if that's confidential, that's really between me
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  Speaker 1: and Ryan and the company. Did you miss the part
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  Speaker 1: where I said I was his mother. No, I did
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  Speaker 1: not miss that. And, like I said, that's a conversation
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  Speaker 1: between me and Ryan. Okay, So then do you want
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  Speaker 1: to tell him or should I tell him that he
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  Speaker 1: should just start skipping some meals to, you know, make
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  Speaker 1: up that cost difference. I'm thinking maybe he'll figure that
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  Speaker 1: out on his own, Ryan, Ryan, I I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: your boss. What it sounds like you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: bring back that frozen pizza from the grocery store. Is
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  Speaker 1: that anything cheaper in the day old section? That's all
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  Speaker 1: you can afford? Out? What is going on? Sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 1: back hi ya? What were you saying? I'm sure Ryan
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  Speaker 1: can figure that out for himself and budget his money accordingly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think mommy to call his boys. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes a mommy has to stick up for his son,
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  Speaker 1: especially when he's getting shafted. Yeah. Well, then if that's
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  Speaker 1: the case, maybe Ryan isn't good for the job as
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  Speaker 1: he's got his mommy calling his boss like that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think you just told me that he's a great
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  Speaker 1: worker and his dream is to be a baller someday. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll get a baller be a baller on thirty
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  Speaker 1: one K a year. So you say that Ryan wants
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  Speaker 1: to be a bowler, don't you think he has a
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  Speaker 1: lot of years ahead of him to prove that. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I've been to your website. It's got those fancy videos
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  Speaker 1: and a bunch of legal jargon below which I know
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  Speaker 1: lawyer Riscosta pretty penny, So clearly you have enough money
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  Speaker 1: to pay him fifty or sixty grand. Let's back this up.
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  Speaker 1: I am not having any sort of conversation with anyone's
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  Speaker 1: mom about salary or anything else at my company. Okay, yep,
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  Speaker 1: got it. Okay, can you can you just hold on
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  Speaker 1: for me just once? Riot, Yet your boss said you
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  Speaker 1: don't deserve to get paid a living way, what turns
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  Speaker 1: out she's happy you're officially part of the working poor class.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can you put my panties in the dryer?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me? Yep? Right here, right here? Yeah, clearly inappropriate
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing right now. In all my years of
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  Speaker 1: being here at this company twenty plus years, I have
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  Speaker 1: never had somebody's mother for me like, well, you know
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  Speaker 1: what that brings me to my next point. Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: just going to fast forward here. I'm sure you've noticed
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  Speaker 1: that Ryan is physically fit. I'm really not sure where
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  Speaker 1: you're going with your point right now. Okay, but well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have a little woman to woman talk. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's just say put our listening ears on, screw those
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  Speaker 1: in Okay, and let's just say Ryan was able to
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  Speaker 1: provide some favors to lonely managers. You're crazy, Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna tell you this. Stop it. Oh, I just
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tell you that. I know for a fact. I
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  Speaker 1: mean he is just like his father, very soft but
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  Speaker 1: strong hands. You have crost the line and the conversation
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  Speaker 1: is now, well stop stop. I would stop, I would,
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  Speaker 1: I would stop, But your coworker, Gina said to just
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  Speaker 1: keep going. Just seen now all the way home. What
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  Speaker 1: does Tina have to do with this, Well, she has
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  Speaker 1: everything to do with it, because she's the one that
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  Speaker 1: set you up for this prague phone call. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you,
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  Speaker 1: she said. I mean, Gina said, all the young people
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  Speaker 1: you hired now are so entitled that you might just
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  Speaker 1: believe it was somebody's mom calling. I can't believe Gina
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  Speaker 1: told you to tell me that. Well, she's just looking
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  Speaker 1: out for her lonely friends. I'm not lonely. I've got
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  Speaker 1: going on. I'm going on girlfriend. Yeah baller right, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings,
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,