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Phone Tap: Chicken Wings · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's phones
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  Speaker 1: have time. And if you've ever worked in the service
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  Speaker 1: industry and you got the word the big name A
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  Speaker 1: list celebrity was coming by, you'd be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've literally been there. I remember like Big Sean or
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  Speaker 1: someone came from You were like, WHOA. But let's say
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  Speaker 1: it was just a B list celebrity. You might be like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: A C lister would be like mm yeah. But what
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  Speaker 1: happens when you go all the way down the alphabet
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  Speaker 1: you skip the D list and you get into the
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  Speaker 1: G area and that G list or has the same
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  Speaker 1: demands as the A listers do. That's when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to deal with Brooke Fox. She's the handler for
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  Speaker 1: a celebrity you may have seen on the small screen before,
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  Speaker 1: and he's going to need a reservation. It's in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right after this. Thanks you for calling real.
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  Speaker 1: This is James. How can I help you? I would
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  Speaker 1: like to make a reservation? Absolutely? And what time is
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  Speaker 1: your reservation for? Don't you want to know my name? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Okay, it's Abigail, but that's not important because
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually making the reservation for someone else. Great, Um,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, sorry, excuse me, I'm an assistant to a celebrity. Great,
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  Speaker 1: And what time and day would you like your celebrity
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  Speaker 1: to come in? Come on? Don't you want to know
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  Speaker 1: who it is? No, that's okay, okay, I actually just
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  Speaker 1: put it down under your name if that would make
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  Speaker 1: you more comfortable. Okay, I'll just tell you then. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: it's Wilmer Valderrama. Um. You know Fez from that seventy show?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't. Um, Oh my god, he's just joking.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard of him, right, I'm sorry, I'm not joking.
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  Speaker 1: You know. He had the funny voice where he talks
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I do remember that show, though, but I
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  Speaker 1: never did watch it. He was so much bigger than
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  Speaker 1: that show. Sure. I mean, I'm just the guy who
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  Speaker 1: does the reservation, so it doesn't really matter. He dated
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  Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan Ashley Simpson. I mean, I mean he basically
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  Speaker 1: was almost engaged to Demi Levado and talk about a
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  Speaker 1: glow up there. No, that's great, but actually we're a
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  Speaker 1: little bit busy right here. Can I get the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the information in okay, I understand what you're asking for.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, he probably will take a picture with you
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  Speaker 1: when he comes in. Okay, that's great. Can I get
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  Speaker 1: the date and time that you would like to come in?
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  Speaker 1: Don't be difficult with me right now. Okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to be difficult. I just need to know when
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  Speaker 1: the reservation is four? Fine Friday at one pm? Great
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  Speaker 1: Friday at one pm? Yes, excellent? And is this just
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  Speaker 1: mister is this just for theberty or is this another
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  Speaker 1: other remember his name Valderrama valde Rama? It was just
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  Speaker 1: a pronunciation issue. Da wow. I'm sorry that this is
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  Speaker 1: becoming really difficult for you. All I need to know
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  Speaker 1: is what the party sizes. Who knows Wilmer does, what
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  Speaker 1: Wilmer wants? That's the thing. This is going to be
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  Speaker 1: such good press for your restaurant. I would suggest maybe
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  Speaker 1: he needs like half of it. Okay, so we can
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  Speaker 1: only make a reservation for maximum of ten Okay, do it?
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  Speaker 1: Do that? I just need five reservations of ten then, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we can currently only do one reservation of ten? How
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  Speaker 1: because is that time of day? Is I hate when
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  Speaker 1: we have to travel to these stupid little towns. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just tell me what kind of chicken you have? Um,
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  Speaker 1: we have all different kinds of poultry products here. We
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  Speaker 1: have wings, we have breaded wings, we have I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about the breed of chicken. How do you not understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Cut, I'll spell it out for you.
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  Speaker 1: What breed of chicken? We just have regular chickens unless
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about organic, and they are absolutely organic. Wilder
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  Speaker 1: Rama needs you to prepare him a Sri Lankan jungle
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  Speaker 1: fowl cooked exactly a hundred and sixty five degrees. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're not really able to do special requests at this time,
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  Speaker 1: especially at Friday at one, which is again it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of a rush time. You want to risk getting slammed
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  Speaker 1: in the press because you refuse mister Valderrama's request. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and you want you want us to get a Sri
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  Speaker 1: Lankan jungle fowl. Yeah, could be prepared at one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty five degrees. You want that for your five
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  Speaker 1: he's going to die. Are you kidding? I am just
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  Speaker 1: reading you back what I've written down that has come
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  Speaker 1: out of your mouth. Okay, fine, we'll bring the chickens
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  Speaker 1: in live just to make sure they're fresh. Um. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and Wilbert also wants his wings to be boneless. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but here's the thing. He likes the meat on the
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  Speaker 1: bone ones best. So someone on your staff, I don't care,
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  Speaker 1: probably not you because you're not very good at things,
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  Speaker 1: needs to remove the bones by hand after it's cooked. Okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do not think that our establishment is going to
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  Speaker 1: be what you need for you and whoever else them,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm sure you can find another one in the
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  Speaker 1: area that kind of comment about. Hey, listen, James, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't worry about us showing up. Okay, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a prank. I'm actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a phone time,
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  Speaker 1: that's a joke. I'm so sorry your coworker Max set
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  Speaker 1: you up because you keep getting super picky customers on
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  Speaker 1: your shifts. What is happening? This is literally the worst
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  Speaker 1: customer I've ever spoken to you in my life. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: do you really not know who Wilmer Valderrama is. I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of that name before. I actually couldn't write
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  Speaker 1: down his name because I was so mad, and so
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  Speaker 1: then I kept forgetting it. Well, I certainly hope that
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  Speaker 1: for your sake, he never shows up, no kidding, every
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  Speaker 1: morning on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning