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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels and the Satanic Yoga Studio · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning love
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  Speaker 1: supporting local small businesses by pranking the crap out of that,
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  Speaker 1: especially when there's a friend or a relative of the
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  Speaker 1: owner who reaches out asking us to get him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that's when we assemble a plan and put our
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  Speaker 1: top investigative reporter, Ed Daniels on.
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  Speaker 2: He's one of my favorite reporters.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because Ed always uncovers the seedy truth. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: like in today's call where he reaches out to the
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  Speaker 1: founder of a new yoga studio, and you know there's
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  Speaker 1: always dark secrets behind those places. You're gonna hear it
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's stone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is
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  Speaker 2: this Sherry News.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he's calling.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: My name's Ed Daniels from Action three News.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Hi.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to reach out because our newsroom heard that
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  Speaker 3: you opened a new yoga studio around the corner from us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes I did.
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  Speaker 1: It's been my dream for years. We've been opened just
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  Speaker 1: less than a month.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Congratulations, Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: We do these little segments on new businesses around the city,
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  Speaker 3: and we'd love to feature yours.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, awesome, Okay, well.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, okay, I am getting word from my producer
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  Speaker 3: in my earpiece. We can go in five seconds. Wait now, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll count us down.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand in.
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  Speaker 2: Three two one.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, This is Ed Daniels from Action three News reporting
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  Speaker 3: live in front of the brand new yoga studio that's
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  Speaker 3: owned by local resident Sherry Sherry.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: I think the big question our audience wants to know
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  Speaker 3: is why you think it's okay to hold yoga classes
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  Speaker 3: during the day but satanic meetings in your studio at night?
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  Speaker 3: What rumor is for goat yoga? Five goats come in
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  Speaker 3: but only four leave? Where did you hear that because
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  Speaker 3: of the animal sacrifice? Confirm or deny?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: You heard it here first, Folks stretches, seances and secret symbols.
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  Speaker 3: Something smells funky in this yoga studio. And it's not
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  Speaker 3: just the sweating back to even studio.
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  Speaker 1: No. Wait, I want to be building out.
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  Speaker 2: And we're clear. Great job sharing your natural Why.
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  Speaker 3: That's our segment that we were talking about where we
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  Speaker 3: feature local businesses.
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  Speaker 1: These are all lies? What are you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm about to go get a subway sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: I'm famished, no doing. Now I'm talking about what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing making all that shut up about my yoga studio?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa made?
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  Speaker 1: What up?
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  Speaker 2: Is the rituals?
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  Speaker 1: Goats? Whoa?
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  Speaker 3: Whoa? Whoa? Wait? Wait wait, so you're saying all these
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  Speaker 3: rumors aren't true.
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  Speaker 2: Have you not been listening to me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, my business is going to be ruined because you
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  Speaker 1: put that on the news and it's not true.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, you're refuting the accusations. Yes, you guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm refuting these.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then we need to go live and three two No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be on television. Stop this, talk
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  Speaker 2: the music, talk the music.
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  Speaker 3: This is Ed Daniels back reporting live on the story
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  Speaker 3: of the yoga studio that's doing much less downward dog
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  Speaker 3: and more dark deeds.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the owner, not exactly. You are the owner, Sherry,
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  Speaker 2: who is refuting those claims.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I want to refute it. All the earlier things
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  Speaker 1: you said about goats and satanism and.
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  Speaker 2: Sacrifices, I want to refute it.
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  Speaker 1: It is not true.
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  Speaker 3: You heard it here first from Nama Stay to night
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  Speaker 3: Time rituals. Suspicion still swirl over the shadowy sessions at
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  Speaker 3: Sherry Satanic Jack back to you.
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  Speaker 2: Can't stuff. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: None of that is true?
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  Speaker 2: Note of it. Hey, that was great, you did better
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  Speaker 2: the second time.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I don't want to be on the news. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you making this stuff up?
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  Speaker 2: I think you got the wrong idea. Your sister Levine
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  Speaker 2: said you'd love to be on the news. She's the
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  Speaker 2: one that told us all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Levine, My sister called you.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't know she was involved. This is breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go live and why.
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  Speaker 3: What the actual one?
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  Speaker 2: This just in?
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  Speaker 3: Your sister Levine set you up for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: You're on the right here with Brook and Jeffrey. Care
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  Speaker 3: to comment that's a laugh, that's not a comment, that's
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  Speaker 3: a satanic laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she did, your sister Niven setting you up
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  Speaker 2: for this. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: She said she's so proud of you for finally opening
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  Speaker 3: your yoga studio.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's really funny, but she gave you a
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  Speaker 2: heart attack. A little friendly advice.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't want the news on your back, do
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  Speaker 3: the satanic stuff during the day.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I do. No one sees it coming. You
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  Speaker 2: don't even need to like candles.
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  Speaker 1: I have candles.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so you admit it. You admit it. You're a
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  Speaker 2: Satanic yoga copra kra, whatever the word is.
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  Speaker 3: And you are gonna go down for this all Action three,
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  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 1: Brooking.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties